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Title: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Sunbury on June 10, 2009, 06:16:18 AM
OK really obsure one here.   I just heard the Doobie Brothers "Black Water" driving into work, (which I've heard since it was originally released) and I decided to look up the lyrics:

   "Id like to hear some funky dixieland"   (According to every Google source I looked at).


I don't care if that's whats written.

 HE DOES NOT SING "LAND"  !!!!!11!!!!!!!1    Sounds like "Lampert" to me.   There is no "P" sound in "LAND"!!!!

LA---AND?   

I can't figure out how anyone hears Dixieland from how its sung.



Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Cyrrex on June 10, 2009, 06:34:21 AM
Glad you could finally get that off your chest.  We're here for you, man.


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Brogarn on June 10, 2009, 07:03:24 AM
Please put down the knife. Would a hug help?


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: taolurker on June 10, 2009, 07:04:40 AM
Please put down the crackpipe. Would a hug help?

FIFY


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Bunk on June 10, 2009, 07:17:11 AM
What's wrong man? You wrapped up like a douche?


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Brogarn on June 10, 2009, 07:50:21 AM
What's wrong man? You wrapped up like a douche?

Another roller in the night?


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Sky on June 10, 2009, 08:12:35 AM
Excuse him, he just kissed some guy.


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Righ on June 10, 2009, 10:00:38 AM
Me ears are alight. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEe0qqPAC6E)


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: rattran on June 10, 2009, 10:41:32 AM
I can't decide if you're retarded, or trolling.
I'ma go with trolltarded.

"I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland,
pretty mama, come and take me by the hand"

And I hate you for getting that song stuck in my head. You're on the list now.


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: schild on June 10, 2009, 11:03:27 AM
I don't understand what else he could possibly be saying. It's perfectly clear live and recorded.


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Evildrider on June 10, 2009, 11:33:37 AM
The OP is fail.


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Hutch on June 10, 2009, 11:33:55 AM
I have the explanation:

His PC has absorbed so much malware from the lyrics sites he visited, that it's now taken over his machine.
Now it's cursoring through his favorites and posting nonsense.


"Old black water, keep on rolling
Mississippi moon won't you keep on shining on me"




Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Yegolev on June 10, 2009, 11:38:08 AM
What the fuck is going on in here?


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: MahrinSkel on June 10, 2009, 11:43:06 AM
What the fuck is going on in here?
Random thread, lyrical mondegreen variant.

--Dave


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Brogarn on June 10, 2009, 12:07:44 PM
What the fuck is going on in here?

*snerk*

Says the avatar of a sentient dinosaur wielding a gun. OP better fess the fuck up or there will be lead...


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: voodoolily on June 10, 2009, 02:58:45 PM
 :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Ingmar on June 10, 2009, 04:12:30 PM
"Hard rock don't get my cock hard. The Doobies do."


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Murgos on June 10, 2009, 05:29:36 PM
"Bloody Nylons"
"Bloody Nylons"
"Bloody Nylons"

(The end of Smells Like Teen Spirit)


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Surlyboi on June 10, 2009, 05:35:24 PM
The girl with colitis goes by....
Lucy in the sky with diamonds...

And of course,

Someone shaved my wife tonight,
sugar bear
almost had your hooks in meat
did you dear


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: K9 on June 10, 2009, 05:47:38 PM
 :oh_i_see:


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Endie on June 23, 2009, 05:37:17 PM
Those bastards.


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Sky on June 24, 2009, 08:18:18 AM
Sunbury's last post? He's probably heading on down to dixielampert.


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Bungee on June 25, 2009, 03:13:20 AM
"Bloody Nylons"
"Bloody Nylons"
"Bloody Nylons"

(The end of Smells Like Teen Spirit)

ROFL


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Tannhauser on June 25, 2009, 04:30:21 AM
What's the matter OP? Tin roof....rusted?


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Musashi on June 27, 2009, 11:29:36 PM
Every time you go away, you take a piece of pizza.


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Evildrider on June 27, 2009, 11:46:31 PM
What's the matter OP? Tin roof....rusted?

What? The OP is pregnant?   :ye_gods:


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Tale on June 30, 2009, 05:01:06 AM
Have you been high today?
I see the nuns are gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw)


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 30, 2009, 09:57:00 AM
Can't have a misheard lyrics thread without this gem (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU).


Title: Re: Doobie Brothers - Black Water - He does NOT Say Dixieland!!!!!!
Post by: Endie on June 30, 2009, 02:03:22 PM
I liked that "Eating Trifles" song by the Jam.