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Title: txts frm lst nght Post by: schild on April 28, 2009, 08:44:30 PM http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Quote (212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night? (1-212): idk but i think it had a face Quote (586): Porn is love you can see. Quote (505): so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew? This site is pure money. Bonus: Quote (859): Your vagina is a self cleaning oven. Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: FatuousTwat on April 28, 2009, 09:18:53 PM Quote (618): do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like? HELL. Edit: Still reading... Holy shit this is gold, I still haven't seen a bad one. Quote (757): Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd YORU? Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: lamaros on April 28, 2009, 09:33:49 PM Entertaining stuff.
Quote (512): You surviving the open bar? (1-512): Super asto ex polenta omaha botad Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: MahrinSkel on April 28, 2009, 10:39:19 PM Quote (609): in pain and im wearing pink underwear First time I have literally laughed out loud over something on the net in a long time.(908): so? (609): i dont own pink underwear --Dave Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Yoru on April 29, 2009, 03:16:52 AM Quote (757): Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd YORU? I didn't do it nobody saw me do it you can't prove anything! Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Hindenburg on April 29, 2009, 03:56:54 AM Is the humor on that site reliant on the reader knowing how being drunk feels like?
Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: bhodi on April 29, 2009, 06:11:12 AM Quote (313): I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy (1-313): You shut your mouth Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Sky on April 29, 2009, 07:08:24 AM Is the humor on that site reliant on the reader knowing how being drunk feels like? Apparently not, since I don't find it funny.Maybe you need to /be/ drunk? Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Nebu on April 29, 2009, 07:20:21 AM Threads like these make me feel old and out of touch.
Maybe I am old and out of touch. :ye_gods: Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Arthur_Parker on April 29, 2009, 07:28:38 AM http://www.overheardinnewyork.com
Small child in stroller: Mommy, why did you wake me up? Don't wake me up when I'm sleeping! Mom: Fine. I'll leave you on the train and you can miss your stop and then the rats will get you. Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard] Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself? Girl #1: My worst fear is falling on a picket fence or getting eaten by a shark. Girl #2: Oh yeah, well my worst fear is someone pushing me forward onto a blackboard and having my teeth scrape down the front. That would be awful. Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Signe on April 29, 2009, 07:37:47 AM Threads like these make me feel old and out of touch. Maybe I am old and out of touch. :ye_gods: You should feel young because some of those lines are older than the age I used to be before I started have backwards birthdays! I'm not sure I said that right but you know what I mean. Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Segoris on April 29, 2009, 07:44:33 AM Some of these are gold, wow.
Quote (765): just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away. Quote (405): I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY (614): handstands? WTF? (405): she was a gymnast (614): go to hell. Quote (405): I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account. Quote (540): she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: NowhereMan on April 29, 2009, 08:49:06 AM Quote (619): i miss you so much (858): i miss you too (858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me I don't know if that's original or not but gold. Edit: Also Quote (773): When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate" (312): Prob not but she was surprised Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Broughden on April 29, 2009, 10:29:40 AM (717): You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: NiX on April 29, 2009, 10:54:17 AM It seems to be this trend much like Fuck My Life. I don't like it and I never will. People are filthy liars trying to be funny.
Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: schild on April 29, 2009, 11:14:54 AM It seems to be this trend much like Fuck My Life. I don't like it and I never will. People are filthy liars trying to be funny. No no, these are funny liars. Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: FatuousTwat on April 29, 2009, 04:21:27 PM So, something has to be true in order for it to be funny?
Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: schild on April 29, 2009, 04:27:23 PM So, something has to be true in order for it to be funny? Only for Nix. Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: NiX on April 29, 2009, 05:54:35 PM Not necessarily, but it eventually gets old when you can tell people are just making shit up.
Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: LK on April 29, 2009, 05:55:25 PM Kinda agree with Nix. That's why I stopped reading Fuck My Life.
Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Pennilenko on April 29, 2009, 06:22:54 PM This one got me pretty bad.
Quote (214): Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Tale on April 29, 2009, 10:10:23 PM Somebody clearly thinks they're onto a good thing. Here in the media I've just been emailed http://overheardinthenewsroom.com/
I haven't really found these funny either. Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: justdave on April 29, 2009, 11:42:17 PM It's all fun and games until everyone starts Trying Too Hard.
Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Yegolev on April 30, 2009, 04:53:14 AM It's all fun and games until everyone starts Trying Too Hard. Title: Re: txts frm lst nght Post by: Ingmar on April 30, 2009, 12:36:25 PM Nebu: if you want the same thing but for old people technology, you can always go to bash.org.
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