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Title: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: IainC on April 14, 2009, 08:20:28 AM
Robber gets his ass handed to him (http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04-14/Hairdresser_turns_robber_into_sex-slave.html?fullstory).


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Nebu on April 14, 2009, 08:23:34 AM
Dear Penthouse,

I never believed something like this could really happen until one day, while attempting to rob a hairdresser...


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Oban on April 14, 2009, 08:29:42 AM
Thank you Pfizer.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Nevermore on April 14, 2009, 08:31:31 AM
That hairdresser was on fire!


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: FatuousTwat on April 14, 2009, 09:12:46 AM
Shit... Why doesn't this ever happen when I rob hairdressers?


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: lac on April 14, 2009, 01:02:36 PM
Glad I'm not thinking about robbing my hairdresser...


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Oban on April 14, 2009, 01:39:37 PM
Glad I'm not thinking about robbing my hairdresser...

Just don't forget to bring the lube.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: gryeyes on April 14, 2009, 02:14:47 PM
I find it amusing that if it was the same situation with the genders reversed it becomes such a different scenario.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Daeven on April 14, 2009, 02:24:56 PM
There's an "in Soviet Russia" joke in this, just begging to come out.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Cyrrex on April 14, 2009, 02:44:42 PM
Can this even be real?  She might even be semi-hot based on the blurry picture.  If she ever gets back to her salon, that motherfucker's getting robbed every day.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: gryeyes on April 14, 2009, 02:54:33 PM
Ya she is definitely not an unattractive lady. Unless she has like a predator face hiding behind that blur.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Fordel on April 14, 2009, 03:16:54 PM
I like that she was apparently prepared for this scenario. Viagra and all.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Grimwell on April 14, 2009, 03:34:15 PM
Wait until she files the paternity suit.  :grin:


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: UnSub on April 15, 2009, 02:12:13 AM
There's an "In Russia, <blank> <blank> YOU!" joke in here somewhere.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Oban on April 15, 2009, 05:28:25 AM
In Russia, hair dresser stiffs you!


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Amarr HM on April 15, 2009, 07:29:52 AM
He got pwned.


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: justdave on April 15, 2009, 08:05:33 PM
Only in Russia!

Dear Penthouse,

I never believed something like this could really happen until one day, while attempting to rob a hairdresser...

Most awesome reference. >:)


Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Falwell on April 18, 2009, 12:27:01 AM
The fucker even got a new pair of jeans out of the deal.



Title: Re: Armed robber vs hairdresser
Post by: Sir T on April 20, 2009, 06:34:33 AM
God, what a made up story.