Title: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Gutboy Barrelhouse on April 11, 2009, 05:16:23 PM http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/10/woody.harrelson.zombie/index.html
Woody Harrelson defended his clash with a photographer at a New York airport Wednesday night as a case of mistaken identity -- he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie. Woody Harrelson says he got into a clash with a photographer because he mistook him for a zombie. The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face at La Guardia Airport, according to an airport spokesman. "We're looking into this allegation and if it's warranted, we'll turn it over to the proper authorities," said Port Authority of New York and New Jersey spokesman Ron Marsico. The photographer, who was not identified, captured the encounter on a small camera after his larger one was broken. Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement. "I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist. "With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said. TMZ.com posted two videos of the incident, including one recorded by the larger camera before it was damaged. The first video shows the photographer following Harrelson and his daughter down an escalator and out of the terminal. It ends with Harrelson apparently reaching for the lens. The second video begins with the photographer accusing Harrelson of breaking his camera. After Harrelson returns the camera to him, a scuffle appears to ensue. "Woody, this is assault. Woody, this is assault," the photographer is heard saying. "Woody, chill out. Would you please chill out?" The photographer continues to follow Harrelson for another four minutes as the actor and his daughter walk to the airport parking lot. At one point, Harrelson again turns toward the cameraman. "I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone. "He hit me in my face, he broke my friggin' camera, he broke the camera in pieces," he said. Harrelson, his daughter and a driver get inside an SUV and the encounter ends. In the movie "Zombieland," Harrelson plays "the most frightened person on Earth" looking for refuge from zombies, according to the Internet Movie Database Filming on the movie wrapped in Atlanta, Georgia, on Wednesday, according to director Ruben Fleischer's Web site. TMZ photographer Josh Levine filed a lawsuit against Harrelson last year for an alleged attack outside a Hollywood nightclub in 2006. Video of that incident, which is also posted on TMZ.com, also appeared to show Harrelson grabbing a camera and clashing with the photographer. Los Angeles prosecutors declined to press charges against the actor, but Levine filed a suit last summer asking for $2.5 million in damages. "Woody Harrelson has a history of anger management issues with people and we intend to put a stop to this," Cyrus Nownejad, Levine's lawyer, said Friday. Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Azaroth on April 11, 2009, 05:36:01 PM (http://www.lawrencelab.org/Outreach/2006/TitusPage/images/American%20history%20x.4.jpg)
This based on the now-famous Super Mario defense. Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Azaroth on April 12, 2009, 01:17:04 AM You know what. If I'm not paying attention, I often mix up Woody Harrelson and Woody Allen.
This was one of those cases, and it was MUCH funnier that way. Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Paelos on April 12, 2009, 01:52:52 PM I think we need to pass a law where it's perfectly ok to punch TMZ people in the face.
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: ahoythematey on April 12, 2009, 01:55:02 PM Agreed. I don't care if Harrelson was being serious or just trying to piss off the paparazzi with that statement, but in my book this is clearly a Badge of Awesome for him.
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Cyrrex on April 13, 2009, 05:48:09 AM "who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie"
Either he's being funny or he's tripping on acid, but that statement is :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Fraeg on April 13, 2009, 11:42:34 AM and this is the part I love:
"Woody, this is assault. Woody, this is assault," the photographer is heard saying. "Woody, chill out. Would you please chill out?" The photographer continues to follow Harrelson for another four minutes as the actor and his daughter walk to the airport parking lot. At one point, Harrelson again turns toward the cameraman. "I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone douche bag is being "assaulted" but then keeps following Woody. The money must be nice, but dealing with shit like that must really get tiring. Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Cyrrex on April 13, 2009, 03:05:25 PM You were about to make a great point, and then all of a sudden you didn't. He kept following Woody anyway. The point you were trying to make is that the dude deserved to get pounded.
Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Paelos on April 13, 2009, 03:44:40 PM You were about to make a great point, and then all of a sudden you didn't. He kept following Woody anyway. The point you were trying to make is that the dude deserved to get pounded. Put me on any jury where a guy is charged with assault of a photographer, and he's getting a walk. Of course, if you are a celebrity you can hire huge dudes to take the charges for you. Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Fraeg on April 13, 2009, 04:30:06 PM You were about to make a great point, and then all of a sudden you didn't. He kept following Woody anyway. The point you were trying to make is that the dude deserved to get pounded. hmm not completely following you here. The point I was trying to make was: -guy with camera was a douche -he got roughed up by Woody -after getting roughed up and screaming bloody murder... he chose to keep following woody, which is just asking for more -the money Woody earns must be nice... but putting up with douche's like mr. camera must suck Title: Re: Woody Harrelson vs Zombie Post by: Tebonas on April 20, 2009, 03:01:45 AM Give Woody a medal and be done with it.
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