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Title: Important Life Lessons Post by: UnSub on April 06, 2009, 07:23:25 AM 1) Don't try to rape a raccoon. (http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24968612-5006003,00.html) It won't end well for you or your penis. Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: Paelos on April 06, 2009, 08:27:18 AM "When I saw the raccoon, I thought I'd have some fun"
:ye_gods: Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: Mattemeo on April 06, 2009, 08:49:09 AM Exactly how much Vodka do you have to drink before you get the beer-goggle effect while looking at angry procynids?
The follow-on from today's Sun newspaper makes it even better: “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with." :uhrr: Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: Oban on April 06, 2009, 09:47:41 AM Russian plastic surgeons working on a penis, what could go wrong? :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 06, 2009, 10:03:37 AM Quote from: The Raccoon of Moscow, Russia 1:43pm January 27, 2009 I don't regret it! Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: schild on April 06, 2009, 10:14:42 AM God, Russia is awesome. It's like the Florida of the East.
Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: K9 on April 06, 2009, 10:17:53 AM Russians, enough said.
Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: tazelbain on April 06, 2009, 10:20:19 AM Quote from: The Raccoon of Moscow, Russia 1:43pm January 27, 2009 I don't regret it! Doesn't seem he learned the Important Life Lesson.Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: schild on April 06, 2009, 10:22:13 AM Quote from: The Raccoon of Moscow, Russia 1:43pm January 27, 2009 I don't regret it! Doesn't seem he learned the Important Life Lesson.Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: Lantyssa on April 06, 2009, 01:02:20 PM Exactly how much Vodka do you have to drink before you get the beer-goggle effect while looking at angry procynids? I have to ask that all the time. I don't get it.Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: Oban on April 06, 2009, 01:57:16 PM Note to homo sapiens, human penis does not go in to red panda.
Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: Paelos on April 06, 2009, 05:34:06 PM Note to homo sapiens, human penis does not go in to red panda. That joke has layers. Title: Re: Important Life Lessons Post by: HaemishM on April 08, 2009, 02:50:02 PM I didn't know Bruce had moved to Russia.
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