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Title: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 05:10:38 PM Possibly the best thing on the internet. Just chat with a total stranger:
Quote You: hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: how u doing? You: you know you know Stranger: no, actually I dont You: I have been asked to inquire about how we can eliminate hunger in Darfur without destablizing a legitamate government. You wouldn't happen to know, would you? Stranger: to be honest, maybe I would Stranger: but I dont really give a shit You: That is an acceptable answer. You: You may proceed. You have disconnected. Have conversations! Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: K9 on April 01, 2009, 05:11:55 PM I tried this the other day and nothing happened for me.
Maybe I'll try again tomorrow. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 05:13:09 PM That's because you have to make the action happen. You can't rely on internet strangers for nothin (except on f13, we have some good people here).
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Signe on April 01, 2009, 05:43:35 PM hi!
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: lesion on April 01, 2009, 06:34:20 PM how u doing?
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 06:36:49 PM lesion go have some random conversations and post them here
for all that is holy, go forth young warrior of the light Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: lamaros on April 01, 2009, 06:47:34 PM Quote You: hello! Stranger: brizl You: what? Stranger: hi Stranger: fag You: I speak english Stranger: out Stranger: no you dont You: oh Stranger: are uo stupit Stranger: got damn You: no, i dont. You: what do you want it for? Stranger: only fags talk likle you Stranger: i peace prize You: oh I have had better conversations. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: NiX on April 01, 2009, 07:10:54 PM This is AWESOME!
Quote You: FIEND! Stranger: BEAST! You: RIDICULOUS ACCUSATION! Stranger: RAPIST! You: PEPPER SHAKER? Stranger: CILANTRO! You: FERVENT SODOMY! Stranger: PELVIC GYRATION!! You: COUNTER CLOCKWISE? Stranger: INDEED You: PERPOSTROUS! Stranger: BLASPHEMY! You: HERETIC OF LAMBCHOPS! Stranger: MINION OF FILET! You: EUPHEMISM O'DOURVE Stranger: BAGUETTE! You: :( Stranger: I'm sorry... did I hurt your feelings? You: I feel baguette may have been too far for this conversation Stranger: I apologize... how can I make it up to you? Stranger: would you like to go get some ice cream You: Please, if we could Stranger: where would you like to go? You: Ben & Jerry's Stranger: Perfect You: Meet around 9? Stranger: sounds like a plan You: I'll see you then, Stranger! Stranger: I'll bring the money Stranger: Au Revoir You: Toodles Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Engels on April 01, 2009, 07:13:37 PM Quote You: well, this is strange Stranger: salut! You: Francais? Stranger: nooo Stranger: i enjoy the word salut though Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Hindenburg on April 01, 2009, 08:12:17 PM First one.
Quote Stranger: wanna hear a dead baby joke And I was gonna give him a link for the emo german cutting girl... :cry:You: Sure. Stranger: how do you get a baby into a shoe box Stranger: a blender You: don't know, how? Stranger: how do u get it out You: A straw. Stranger: nacho chips You: Got any more? Stranger: yea wats the difference between a dead baby and a sanwitch You: do tell. Stranger: you dont fuck the samwitch before you eat it You: that's actually a good one. You: moar plz. Stranger: which is easier to unload a truck of bowling balls or a truck of dead babies Stranger: the dead babies because you can use a pitchfork You: /bow You: I might have something that you'd like. Give me a sec Stranger: id stay but my fans await Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Soln on April 01, 2009, 08:12:32 PM Quote Stranger: Fala véio You: sup? Stranger: Blz véio? You: sure Stranger: é de onde véio? You: ne Stranger: pois é You: mn Stranger: Brazil véio? You: and were done Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 08:15:56 PM First one. Quote Stranger: wanna hear a dead baby joke You: Sure. Stranger: how do you get a baby into a shoe box Stranger: a blender You: don't know, how? Stranger: how do u get it out You: A straw. Stranger: nacho chips The joke is: How do you fit a hundred dead babies (or any number) in a (VW) bug? A blender. How do you get them out? A bag of doritos. My personal favorite has always been: What spins around and taps on the glass every 5 seconds? A baby in a microwave. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 08:19:03 PM Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: the game You: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1905872 Your conversational partner has disconnected. By the way, I was in fact typing "You just lost it" but I was too slow. :( Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Hindenburg on April 01, 2009, 08:22:34 PM Quote Stranger: Fala véio You: sup? Stranger: Blz véio? You: sure Stranger: é de onde véio? You: ne Stranger: pois é You: mn Stranger: Brazil véio? You: and were done You did the right thing. Your luck is quite rotten. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 08:27:34 PM I fucking love this thing.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 08:38:26 PM Quote You: Did you know Twizzlers aren't a viable source of nutrition of any sort? You: Now even the "Rainbow Twist" variety. Stranger: never heard You: Ah, well, you do now! You have disconnected. It's like Twitter Terrorism. Edit: Goddamn, this thing is going to be great for whenever I'm in a foul mood. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: cmlancas on April 01, 2009, 08:46:37 PM This is a random conversation, but not from the website.
You: you smell! Stranger: like a Nubian god You: nubian? Stranger: shut the fuck up! Stranger: fuck me You: i'm too stupid for my own good! You: WHY RED WINE WHY? Stranger: I'm so smart I'm practically retarded! You: man You: it's like a continuum circle Stranger: I don't see how You: you're so smart You: on the bell curve of smartness You: you've progressed past fully retarded You: a la simple jack You: and you've progressed to just before raymond Stranger: yes. yes, all these things and more. would you like to buy my herbal supplements? You: no, i want to use you to make millions at vegas You: clearly Stranger: I give and I give and I give You: do fashioned palm-frond stick people really do it for you? Stranger: sorry, was just ...studying pictures. of stick people. definitely not palm-frond related You: pictures of stick people You: man you must love xkcd Stranger: your MOM does You: probably not You: she doesn't get math You: or computers You: and definitely not physics You: or the internet in general You: that statement is just so full of fail i'm not sure what to do You: people don't read blogs You: unless you're fucking famous You: and i mean really famous You: like barack obama famous You: or uh You: does canada even have a government? You: oh man, fuck me i'm hilarious Stranger: I'm sending people over to do just that You: to start the canadian government, or fuck me in the ass? Stranger: both in unspecified tandem You: will i be on a flag? Stranger: I think they charge extra for that, and I only have $30 in the bank Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 08:49:15 PM I really like the phrase "unspecified tandem."
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: NiX on April 01, 2009, 08:57:46 PM Stranger: ooooooooooooi
You: Racist Slur Showdown! Stranger: usa?? You: .... You: You win. Stranger: ???? Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Samwise on April 02, 2009, 12:04:22 AM Quote Stranger: Edward? You: Jennifer? Stranger: Boo you whore Your conversational partner has disconnected. I don't know what just happened. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Wasted on April 02, 2009, 06:24:29 AM I went to the site but I think talking to a meaningless stranger with absolutely no context except that you are both obviously bored is probably one of the scariest things imaginable to me. I just couldn't make myself do it.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: MrHat on April 02, 2009, 07:03:59 AM I went to the site but I think talking to a meaningless stranger with absolutely no context except that you are both obviously bored is probably one of the scariest things imaginable to me. I just couldn't make myself do it. Its better than therapy! At least, that should be their quote. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 02, 2009, 07:13:46 AM I went to the site but I think talking to a meaningless stranger with absolutely no context except that you are both obviously bored is probably one of the scariest things imaginable to me. I just couldn't make myself do it. Don't be a pussy, pussy. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Sky on April 02, 2009, 07:19:44 AM You: welcome
Stranger: woman? You: pre-op Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Draegan on April 02, 2009, 07:29:02 AM I've been playing around with this for the last few days, found it over at FOHSS.
Anyway I had a full conversation with someone in polish. I don't speak Polish, but he didn't know that. Thanks google translator. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 02, 2009, 08:29:09 AM This is AWESOME! Quote You: FIEND! Stranger: BEAST! You: RIDICULOUS ACCUSATION! Stranger: RAPIST! You: PEPPER SHAKER? Stranger: CILANTRO! You: FERVENT SODOMY! Stranger: PELVIC GYRATION!! You: COUNTER CLOCKWISE? Stranger: INDEED You: PERPOSTROUS! Stranger: BLASPHEMY! You: HERETIC OF LAMBCHOPS! Stranger: MINION OF FILET! You: EUPHEMISM O'DOURVE Stranger: BAGUETTE! You: :( Stranger: I'm sorry... did I hurt your feelings? You: I feel baguette may have been too far for this conversation Stranger: I apologize... how can I make it up to you? Stranger: would you like to go get some ice cream You: Please, if we could Stranger: where would you like to go? You: Ben & Jerry's Stranger: Perfect You: Meet around 9? Stranger: sounds like a plan You: I'll see you then, Stranger! Stranger: I'll bring the money Stranger: Au Revoir You: Toodles LMFAO! Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 02, 2009, 08:33:05 AM Quote Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: Hello You: No thanks. Your conversational partner has disconnected :pedobear: Quote You: Sup Stranger: brasil Stranger: ? You: Great movie. Your conversational partner has disconnected Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 02, 2009, 08:44:13 AM In the future Bloodworth, the correct answer is 12/f/japanese.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: FatuousTwat on April 02, 2009, 08:49:21 AM Too many lonely dudes looking to cyber who disconnect as soon as you let on that you are also a dude.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: veredus on April 02, 2009, 08:52:00 AM Quote You: hi Stranger: hii You: hiii Stranger: are you human You: last time i checked You: how about you? Stranger: yeah Stranger: have had long convers. here? You: No. You're popping my cherry. You: Congratulations. Stranger: oh honor Stranger: where ya from You: Mars. But yes Still human. Weird huh? Stranger: hey youre MICK MARS! You: We do have a lot of italians here on mars Stranger: well thats gay Stranger: can i pop your backcherry You have disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on April 02, 2009, 09:18:20 AM hahahahahahahah
Quote Too many lonely dudes looking to cyber who disconnect as soon as you let on that you are also a dude. This is why you say female and fuck with them. Of course, 4chan found this, so they might be fucking with you. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Sky on April 02, 2009, 09:26:16 AM Too many lonely dudes looking to cyber who disconnect as soon as you let on that you are also a dude. Apparently not lonely enough if a pre-op isn't good enough for them! :why_so_serious:Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Hindenburg on April 02, 2009, 09:56:06 AM I knew it!
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: ezrast on April 02, 2009, 10:05:30 AM Quote Stranger: asl :(You: 12/f/japan Stranger: and i am the pope You: hot Stranger: show me You: http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/pope_350.jpg Stranger: it's me Stranger: now show yourself You: http://www.geogr.uni-goettingen.de/kus/pics/vn8/www-vn2002-old-man-pagoda-mittel1.jpg You: i have a skin condition Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Oban on April 02, 2009, 10:09:43 AM Watch out for the guy from Brazil that enjoys fucking monkeys.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on April 02, 2009, 10:37:49 AM The first one didn't bite.
Nor the second one. But luckily, the third one did! Also, unrelated: Quote You: Halt! Who goes there? Stranger: Wife left me, dog died, my kid has been kidnapped, I broke my right hand and I'm forced to do a handwritten report on a murder - And I'm righthanded You: Pull the other one! Stranger: Noone, I'm in a wheelchair for christs sake You: You're using coconuts! Stranger: No, these are my balls! Im 397 years old, they grow! You: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. Stranger: Hahahahaha. You: Where'd you get the coconuts? Stranger: I found them Stranger: On the ground. You: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Stranger: Well.. Stranger: These are english coconuts You: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Stranger: Do they? You: Not at all. They could be carried. Stranger: Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! You: Is there someone else I could talk to? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Samwise on April 02, 2009, 10:49:59 AM Game over, Xuri wins.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Nonentity on April 02, 2009, 12:58:45 PM Oh shit, you just Dr. Sbaitso'd that person.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Nonentity on April 02, 2009, 01:21:14 PM You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: okay You: so You: here's the deal Stranger: NO DEAL You: . You: DEAL Stranger: fuck you banker You: come on Stranger: hah You: banker You: what the hell Stranger: sorry.. stuck in deal or no deal Stranger: *ahem* Stranger: whats up? You: oh you know You: thursday You: it's not friday yet You: kind of disappointing You: fuck weeks Stranger: close to friday here, thank fuck Stranger: seconded You: that's good You: HANG ON THERES A FOB ON THE PHONE Stranger: working week should be like.. 2 days Stranger: fob? You: AT LEAST SHES HOT You: fresh off boat You: chinese Stranger: oh Stranger: i'll have to remember that one You: it's awesome You: it's when you hear them really struggle with english You: as opposed to just being americanized Your conversational partner has disconnected. eh Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Segoris on April 02, 2009, 01:24:11 PM Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: NiX on April 03, 2009, 11:46:33 PM You: Cyber
Stranger: ok, role play? You: tron You: sorry trigger happy on the keyboard You: Cybertron You: Ever been? Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on September 07, 2009, 05:37:59 AM I feel a sudden urge to resurrect this thread.
Quote You: Hi Stranger: hello You: I am Donald Opia Bank Manager of Diamond Bank of Nigeria, Lagos Branch. I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. Stranger: Yes! Stranger: you want my bank details? You: What? No. I want to order a pizza. Stranger: dammit You: Is this not the pizza-place? Stranger: It is, what'll it be? You: One pizza (TM) please. You: Also, your bank details. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Sorry! *runs and hides* Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 05:51:06 AM Quote Stranger: asl? You: 12/f/asian You: obviously. Stranger: lol,nice~:P You: Everyone is 12/f/asian on the internet. You: Including you. Stranger: damn straight Stranger: ;D You: Three more emotes and you'll have convinced me that you are 12/f/asian. You: I'll bet you liked Final Fantasy VIII. Quote You: STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF. Stranger: How did u know?! You: IT'S NOT CALLED OMEGLE: REACH OUT AND TOUCH YOURSELF (http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/39720/f13/omegle_reachout.png) Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 05:57:47 AM Quote You: HEY THERE Stranger: hi You: oh thank god, someone who didn't say a/s/l Stranger: you from? You: America. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Heh. They win. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 06:01:38 AM Quote Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: name ? You: Liddy Stranger: im acis Stranger: re u male ? You: Are you retarded? You're trying to cyber on an anonymous chat system. You: Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: :S :( I was hoping to get some G Gordon Liddy shit in there and have a serious political conversation. Shame. Quote You: hi Stranger: hey r u horny You: Hey, are you retarded? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on September 07, 2009, 06:04:43 AM Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 06:13:16 AM Quote You: Hi! Stranger: five! You: FUCK YEA. You: I don't know where to go from here, I feel this conversation has peaked. Stranger: I'm a dinosaur! You: I'm a dinosaur hunter! Stranger: you're right...I think we've peaked You: Yea. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Xuri, I was getting work done before you bumped this shit. Quote Stranger: hi You: hi! Stranger: where are you cuntury? You: What? Stranger: from? Stranger: where are you from You: Mozambique. Stranger: ;; You: It's in Africa, you don't have to google it. We have excellent english schools here. Stranger: a You: Once a month we get clean water too, that is if the governments don't start a bloody war. Stranger: africa You: Where are you from? Stranger: i'm china You: Your government lets you chat anonymously with strangers? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 06:29:34 AM Quote Stranger: what's your fetish? You: Fah, what ISN'T my fetish? You: I feel that's the far more interesting question. You: I'm not really into the scat thing, but if I have to, you know, I can bend the rules every now and again. Stranger: what are you into though? You: Chicks, dudes, dogs, cats, household cleaner, plastic bags, twine, power tools - you know, whatever. You: What are you into? You: Because, at the moment, I think you're looking for love in all the wrong places. Your conversational partner has disconnected. 1. American dudes only want your A/S/L. 2. Foreign dudes only want to know where you're from because it's obviously better than wherever they're from. 3. Girls start conversations with "Heyy!" or anything trailed by "!!" like "hi!!" 4. Guys start conversations with their dick in their hand. 5. None of these rules apply if it's a member of anonymous, they just act like gibbering children. The internet is an amazing place. Edit: I will now give examples of each of these: 1. Quote You: hi! Stranger: sex chat? You: Maybe. I just want to make sure of something, are you male from America? Stranger: ya You: Of course you are. You: Please, stop embarassing us. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hi You: hi! Stranger: asl plz You: You're a guy, from America, aren't you? Stranger: ya i m Stranger: n u You: Thanks. Needed this conversation for my archives. You have disconnected. Quote You: hi! Stranger: Hi. Feeling horny? You: You're a guy, from America, aren't you? Stranger: You may never guess again. You: I don't think I need to. Stranger: And why is that? You: Because the internet is fucking predictable. Stranger: Hahahahahaha You: So, I was right, wasn't I? Stranger: Hope Cincinatti is still located in the US. You: Thanks for this. You're now just another number in my study. Also, the game. You have disconnected. Quote Stranger: male 19 looking for girl with cam You: u from america? Stranger: r u ? You: I asked first, only fair ^_^ Stranger: :L Stranger: ye You: Of course you fucking are, you lamer. You have disconnected. Quote Stranger: hi You: hi!~ You: Sorry, stray ~ there. Stranger: ^^ You: So, what would you like to chat about today? Stranger: ya Stranger: ich libe dich Stranger: i wanna see your face You: Puedo ir al baño por favor. Stranger: yai ci pal noma You: If you wanna see my face, I'm going to assume you're a guy from America. Stranger: ya You: Of course you are. You have disconnected. Quote Stranger: horny? You: Before I answer that You: will you answer a question? Stranger: yea. You: Are you a guy from America? Stranger: no.. You: No one likes a liar. Stranger: im not. Stranger: pedos are in america. Stranger: im jus horny Stranger: im lik 17 You: You just entered a conversation and said "Horny?" You: and you're 17 You: and you just said pedos are in america You: Ergo, you are a guy in America. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hey are you horny girl with cam? You: are you a guy from America? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger: hi are you horny girl? You: hi! You: no You: are you a guy from america? Your conversational partner has disconnected. 2. Quote You: hi! Stranger: hii Stranger: from? You: Oh COMEON. You: How about this, where are you from? Stranger: im from singapore You: OBVIOUSLY Quote You: hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: from? You: America, where are you from? Stranger: im from finland You: Case in point. You have disconnected. Quote You: hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: America, and you? Stranger: indonesia. You: Sounds about right. You have disconnected. 3. Quote You: hi! Stranger: heyy fucktard =D You: WHOA THERE HOMBRE You: That's no way to greet a stranger. Stranger: lol Stranger: my bad You: Let's start over You: hi! Stranger: cmere lil kitty, on my lap, guess whos back witha brand new rap Stranger: better? You: Creepy. But I'll take it. Stranger: lol Stranger: never heard of eminem? You: Man, I haven't listened to eminem since high school. You: So I guess that was about 11 years ago. Stranger: that makes u sound like a dinosaur Stranger: ooo You: No, RORARRRRRRRRRRRR HUMAN FLESH OM NOM NOM You: makes me sound like a dinosaur Stranger: well, that too Stranger: jk Stranger: s0o0o0o0 WAZAAP hombre Stranger: wuts hombre anyway? Stranger: sounds like a fucking dinosaur You: Hey, quick question, don't take it personally, it's not some perverted thing You: but You: Male or Female? I don't care how old you are. You: And I don't care where you're from. Stranger: female Stranger: well, thats the first You: IN ONE You have disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on September 07, 2009, 06:41:37 AM Zomg! You'er right:
Quote Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: from ? You: You're from Singapore, aren't you Stranger: yes :) Stranger: i am from Turkey Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on September 07, 2009, 06:52:20 AM Awww...
Another one: Quote You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: I am s.korean You: Awesome. I like Starcraft too. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Falconeer on September 07, 2009, 07:06:56 AM I hate to say this, but there's definitely book material here.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 07:13:46 AM Quote You: hi! Stranger: m 22 uk You: What makes you think I give a fuck? Stranger: you sound angry? You: You sound like you're trolling for ass. Stranger: what made you angry? You have disconnected. England does everything wrong. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 07:29:42 AM I'm thinking of adding a 6th rule: Koreans just type random shit.
Quote You: Sup Stranger: hi You: so You: what do you want to talk about? Stranger: friends?kkk You: Where are you from? You: Korea? Stranger: yes~ You: I know, I'm amazing. You: Can you answer a question for me? You: What's the current exchange rate on SoJs for the Korean Wan? Oh man, it's won, that sucks. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Bill on September 07, 2009, 07:30:48 AM This will keep me entertained for at least 20 minutes. Score.
Quote You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here! Stranger: will u punish me xD? You: Aren't you supposed to say "a/s/l?" now You: That depends on what you've done Stranger: i duno You: Is there something specific you need to be punished for? Stranger: not really XD You: Such a poking a badger with a spoon or similiar kitchen utensil Stranger: o.o You: I don't recommend it You: They have a nasty bite. You: Do you like hats? You: I LOVE HATS. Stranger: hats o.o? Stranger: lolz Stranger: random Stranger: weirdo xD You: Oh be nice! You: You don't even like hats! Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Bill on September 07, 2009, 07:33:20 AM I'm not having much luck.
Quote Stranger: hey You: Ahoy! Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 07:34:24 AM Yea, Koreans just type random shit is obviously a law.
Quote You: hi! Stranger: hello~ Stranger: from? You: Korea, and you? Stranger: 저도 한국인임 ㅋㅋㅋ You: Of course you are. You have disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 07:36:03 AM Quote You: hi! Stranger: where r u from You: Korea, and you? Stranger: Japan You: I don't believe you. You: Spit out some Maximum the Hormone lyrics, stat. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 07:37:46 AM The UK still does everything wrong.
Quote You: sup Stranger: Hi, are u a f from UK? You: Hi, are you a m from America? Stranger: M uk You: Why do you do everything backwards? Stranger: Bored of talking to koreans You: You're supposed to ask A/S/L You: You're not supposed to dictate what I may or may not be. You: Goddamnit, Britain, you're killing me. You have disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on September 07, 2009, 07:40:39 AM Quote You: Hi. I went afk in the middle of the conversation =PStranger: hello Stranger: do you like eggs You: I love eggs You: I also like brown cheese Stranger: oh yes, thts the best You: Where in the world IS carmen sandiego? Stranger: whats your phone number Stranger: whats.your.phone.number. Stranger: answer me Stranger: i love you Stranger: lets be pen pals, whats your address? Stranger: i'm a nice guy Stranger: im not gonna hurt you Stranger: come onn Stranger: we can be friends Stranger: what school do you go to Your conversational partner has disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on September 07, 2009, 07:53:18 AM Do not unspoiler.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 07:55:08 AM Quote You: hi! Stranger: This is Sandra from Omegle customer support. We've had a number of complaints about you abusing this service. Please read the TOS before continuing or we'll be forced to ban your IP address You: This is Nigel from the Internet Bullshit Agency. I have a bridge to sell you. You: What, you've never heard of the IBA? You: Don't tell me you've never heard of the IBA. I don't believe it. We're pretty famous around these parts. You know, where people chat. Stranger: This websites primary function is not to satisfy your childish outbursts You: The internets primary function is hilarity, and you're not providing enough. You: Also, you're forgetting to end your sentences with periods. You: Also, there aren't any girls on the internet. So you can't be a Sandra. Unless you're pre-op. Stranger: it is not my job to be intersting or funny. Please read the TOS before continuing. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote You: hi! Stranger: i want msn sex, i'm man, you want ? You: You from America? You: Mexicans never pay. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Quote Stranger is typing... You: You've been typing a while, before you even start, let me guess, you're a guy and you're from America. Your conversational partner has disconnected. I've done that last one a few times now, I enjoy it. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 07:55:37 AM Oh nice, Xuri just proved the /b/ rule.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 08:07:40 AM Quote Stranger: hi You: hi! Stranger: f/m? You: I will answer you if you answer this: You: Are you a male from America? Stranger: yeaah =) You: Of course you fucking are. Stop trolling for ass, you're giving us a bad name. You have disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 08:15:11 AM I'm not going to post it, but I just spent about 10 minutes baiting an indian guy by talking about beef and telling him if he wanted our jobs to stop doing them so fucking poorly. I closed the conversation by wishing him the best of luck with his water situation.
Edit: I would not have been such a dick if he hadn't immediately asked if I was a girl from Delhi. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on September 07, 2009, 08:22:22 AM Quote You: Hello. No, I'm not finnish, chinese, south-korean or a girl. What's up? Hope I didn't insult anyone.Stranger: hi Stranger: 한국? Stranger: 사람이에요? You: 한국 You: 사람이에요 Stranger: 몇살이세욬ㅋ? Stranger: 와반갑당!! You: 몇살이세욬ㅋ 몇살이 몇살 몇살이세욬ㅋ!!!!!1! You have disconnected. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 07, 2009, 08:47:32 AM I can confirm, after an extensive quiz on Korean television and music, that the person I'm talking to is, in fact, an 18 year old female from Korea.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Xuri on September 07, 2009, 08:59:26 AM Or maybe that's just what
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: CmdrSlack on September 09, 2009, 11:09:06 PM 1. American dudes only want your A/S/L. In addition to your substantial research, I submit this outlier... Quote Stranger: hi, im looking for a horny girl to cyber with Stranger: seriously You: you're a white dude from the USA aren't you Stranger: lol usa Stranger: canada, guy You: wow, thanks, you are now an outlier in my study Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Segoris on September 09, 2009, 11:24:37 PM 1. American dudes only want your A/S/L. In addition to your substantial research, I submit this outlier... Quote Stranger: hi, im looking for a horny girl to cyber with Stranger: seriously You: you're a white dude from the USA aren't you Stranger: lol usa Stranger: canada, guy You: wow, thanks, you are now an outlier in my study Wouldn't your conversation be the beginning of a new study group, and not an outlier? I say this since the research says American males only want a/s/l, not that only American males want a/s/l. So Candian males are 1 for 1 in wanting cyber, it's a start. Next time pretend to be a moose and rub syrup on your testicles so we can see what they look for in cyber as well :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 09, 2009, 11:56:14 PM 1. American dudes only want your A/S/L. In addition to your substantial research, I submit this outlier... Quote Stranger: hi, im looking for a horny girl to cyber with Stranger: seriously You: you're a white dude from the USA aren't you Stranger: lol usa Stranger: canada, guy You: wow, thanks, you are now an outlier in my study Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: CmdrSlack on September 10, 2009, 12:16:19 AM Ok, verily pwned.
I submit this as something unrelated: Quote Stranger: what is your fetish? You: bots who ask about fetishes/ Stranger: sweet You: yeah binary is hot Your conversational partner has disconnected. Retarded, but doesn't require spoiler tags. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 10, 2009, 01:20:35 AM Caution: Long, and there's no payoff yet. Also, I make a wicked racist remark about asian sexual equipment. What? It's the internet and it's really anonymous.
TO BE CONTINUED Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 10, 2009, 01:33:24 AM Ok, verily pwned. I submit this as something unrelated: Quote Stranger: what is your fetish? You: bots who ask about fetishes/ Stranger: sweet You: yeah binary is hot Your conversational partner has disconnected. Retarded, but doesn't require spoiler tags. I think we could make a corollary though: Quote You: hi! Stranger: Hey. I'm male, usa 17, denver co You: Of course you are. You have disconnected. I'd say that works too. It is, however, some backwards England shit though. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: schild on September 10, 2009, 01:51:06 AM My surrogate cybersex partner disconnected after 30 minutes. He either found something or nothing. I am depressed.
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Signe on September 10, 2009, 07:22:33 AM So what IS everyone's A/S/L these days?
Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Segoris on September 10, 2009, 07:41:10 AM Quote You: Well, I have to admit, it seems like you're pretty well prepared for cybering on the web. I think it's time we make a checklist for determining this. :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Engels on September 10, 2009, 08:02:44 AM Quote You: Yea, it's kind of like looking for love in a bin full of dirty needles. Beautifully concise! Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Yegolev on September 10, 2009, 12:09:05 PM So what IS everyone's A/S/L these days? You have my facebook to check this. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: Signe on September 10, 2009, 03:58:20 PM So what IS everyone's A/S/L these days? You have my facebook to check this. :oh_i_see: I haven't looked in there for a bit. It seems to be filled with people I don't know! :ye_gods: Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: climbjtree on September 11, 2009, 07:40:14 AM Stranger:
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5. None of these rules apply if it's a member of anonymous, they just act like gibbering children. Thanks for posting it. Title: Re: Omegle: Chat with a Stranger! Post by: stu on September 11, 2009, 12:30:08 PM Stranger: hi
You: hi You: good or evil? Stranger: cwhere you live You: uptown You: good or evil You: ... You: I cast lvl19 scrool of perception You: you are definite evil You: I slay you with Sword of Infinity You: I gain +12 XP You: congratulations you have gained a lvel! You have disconnected. ___________ Stranger: hi i am 22 male from italy u pls? You: 79 f/dwarf/ragnod You: 79 is young for our race You: lik a 15yar old Stranger: what??? You: I can be a kobold if that's wat you lik Your conversational partner has disconnected. |