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CCP Mitnal was the second last in a long line of poor souls who were brought in to moderate the Goonswarm influence in CAOD. His moderation policies hinted at an increasingly stringent quality standard that CCP expected to be met on its forums. Though he was recently driven insane by the goons and replaced by CCP Navigator he shall always be in our hearts.

db preacher is a prominent member of the KenZoku alliance. Originally famed for his fleet commanding he currently stops in to say hi occasionally. As an "eve celebrity" he made his presence known through many posts on the CAOD forum where he became known for his unique posting style. Notably he was once killed by way of bacon-filled turkey enema. -dbp

Evil Thug is the leader of the Against All Authorities alliance. He made a name for himself through his exceptional bravery while destroying the following alliances: Huzzah Federation, Axiom Empire, Interstellar Starbase Syndicate, Knights of the Southern Cross, and Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate. These victories have established his alliance as one of the finest fighting forces in New Eden.

Jade Constantine is a hero of the roleplaying community. Wanting a new life he joined Eve Online to fulfill his deep seated desire- to be a prostitute. As first president of the Interstellar Council Jade was hampered in his drive to implement destroyable outposts by the fact that it was a terrible idea that everyone hated. As a matter of fact, those last five words basically sum Jade up.

Jake Noble is the current head of the Against All Authorities spying operations and former head of all Band Of Brothers spying operations. He was also a former analyst for the kugutsumen.com forums until he left under "murky" circumstances. While AAA spymaster he managed to turn a high level Goonswarm director though his efforts ultimately had no payout.

KIAEddz or as he is also known, Special Eddz, is the head of KIA Alliance. When Goonswarm was first starting out he befriended the goons and has been coasting on that relationship ever since. Despite this parasitic relationship KIAEddz has tried to strike out on his own several times- first joining the Southern Coalition until that fell apart, then becoming a once again unsuccessful mercenary, then joining Tortuga until that fell apart and finally going back under Goonswarm's win once more.

Kugutsumen is a french hacker who lives in Indonesia and runs this website. Before being banned from Eve Online he was part an elite pvp organization called Sniggerdly. While infiltrating Goonswarm his legion of brain dead followers made Lowtax hundreds of dollars in permabanned SomethingAwful.com accounts. He switched sides now so everyone has been ordered to pretend to approve of his previously childish actions.

Seleene is the former leader of the Mercenary Coalition alliance and a current loudmouth busy body who has destroyed several successor organizations. A world renowned hypocrite, Seleene was able to not only get away with whatever he chose to prior to the end of the Great War but also to pretend to be a neutral party while doing it. This fact has made the majority of the universe hate him.

Sir T is a kugutsumen.com poster who is currently in the Goonswarm Alliance and was formerly part of Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate. His kugutsumen.com profile describes him as a "Highly intelegent (sic), articulate, fat guy that sufferes from a lot of anxiety and depression," who is "on Disability Allowance," and has, "3 years experiance (sic) in a desktop support role..."

Torshin is a kugutsumen.com poster and former member of the Gods Of Night And Day alliance. On kugutsumen.com Torshin was a very popular poster who, for a long time, had the second highest reputation on the site. He was the owner of a very prodigious post count until a jealous administrator reset it in a fit of envious rage.

Sit T became knows for long... very very long posts on Kugutsumen, and people slowly realized it was simply because no-one knew how to shut him up. Unlike Jade Constantine he actually made sense occasionally buit he is a remorseless faggot and richly deserves this award.

While I never saw the WALL OF TEXT stuff rest assured you have only witnessed Jade Constantine lite.

Oh and he has a kid too.

I am torn between voting for one of our own, and voting for that nutsack, Constantine. 

In the end, though, I am hoping that Sir T will understand if I voted for the gay cybersex twat instead of him.   :awesome_for_real: