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Title: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on March 18, 2009, 10:08:53 PM Previously, on a very special episode of General Discussion... (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=11806.0)
The game is afoot. Watch this space for cryptic updates that you won't get until the very end. Teams! TEAM SANGRE GRANDE - A vicious writing task force built from the ground up with DNA ripped from Edgar Allan Poe's crazy dead hair. IainC, Samwise, Itto, Strazos, bhodi, Quinton, Oban TEAM ITARAJA - An artsy group that strikes with the speed of ten lawnmowers over our collective consumer toes, man. lamaros, Merusk, ClydeJr, NiX, Azazel, Nerf, Sauced Items are ordered in chronologicalness. If you have issues, issue them to my face. Instructions will be sent via PM, starting with IainC. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: schild on March 18, 2009, 10:16:13 PM oh shi-
I won't take part in this one. The last one really took it out of me. Best of luck to the combatants. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Samwise on March 18, 2009, 10:49:19 PM Directions say post to sign up. You therefore have signed up by posting to say you're not signing up. I'm going to need alcohol to sort this one out.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: IainC on March 19, 2009, 12:41:13 AM I'll be in. My artistic skillz are for the lose however so I'll be on the words team if possible.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Hindenburg on March 19, 2009, 04:14:38 AM I do indicate interest in playing. Words.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Bunk on March 19, 2009, 06:17:24 AM I have no real understanding of what is happening here, but since I am reading this thread at 6:30 AM, I may as well enter.
What did I just enter? Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Mrbloodworth on March 19, 2009, 06:19:29 AM Good question Bunk. I have no idea what the fuck this is.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: ClydeJr on March 19, 2009, 07:41:19 AM I'll give it a go. Put me down for purty pictures.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on March 19, 2009, 07:42:49 AM In a nutshell: it is a magical venture into the land of candied plums and sugar blossoms. You seek to uncover the true meaning of Christmas using only an o-ring and a fistful of dollars. The important clues are words and illustrations.
IainC, Itto, Bunk and ClydeJr so far. Please continue to be explicit about hopping on the Mystery Fun Cart. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Samwise on March 19, 2009, 07:46:29 AM I AM EXPLICITLY HOPPING ON THE MYSTERY FUN CART
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Hindenburg on March 19, 2009, 08:02:59 AM What mystery? The explanation (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=11806.0) is in the very first line of the very first post.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: bhodi on March 19, 2009, 08:57:13 AM As long as by "illustrations" you mean rolling my face across the keyboard until a funny image comes up in GIS, I'm totally there.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Sauced on March 19, 2009, 09:18:48 AM I'll be on the art team again. Sort of busy, put me near the end of the lineup.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Merusk on March 19, 2009, 09:22:29 AM I'll partake this time. I'd prefer art but will flex the writing muscles if that side appears too lean.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Nerf on March 19, 2009, 09:25:41 AM I'm in, I'm a much better writer than I am an artist, so I'd like to be on the art team.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Strazos on March 19, 2009, 04:52:16 PM Eh, put me on a random team.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: hal on March 19, 2009, 04:57:29 PM Did some one say tits? Where are the tits?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: NiX on March 19, 2009, 05:45:12 PM Illustrator
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Yegolev on March 19, 2009, 06:51:47 PM What do you mean by "free time"?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on March 19, 2009, 09:15:53 PM Time spent eating or sleeping is a waste when you could be drawing or writing.
Teams will be finalized mid-next week or if ten more people sign up, whichever comes first. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Azazel on March 19, 2009, 10:34:39 PM What's the turnaround time? For drawings?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Oban on March 20, 2009, 02:10:03 AM (http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/tilrin.jpg)
I have a bit of stubble since I did not shave yesterday. I hope this fact does not immediately disqualify my appeal to become a writer. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Quinton on March 20, 2009, 02:57:07 AM If there is space, I would like to sign up. Words.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lamaros on March 20, 2009, 02:58:25 AM I'll make a really awful picure in Paint.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Merusk on March 20, 2009, 03:56:20 AM What do you mean by "free time"? That period of time wives call "quality time together." Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on March 20, 2009, 04:05:33 AM What's the turnaround time? For drawings? Maximum of a week (same for writers, though you will incur my ire as a fake journalist). If someone legitimately wants to spend more time on something we can work it out. Of course "legitimately" is impossible to enforce, and said person could spend an extra week masturbating into a sock while a Halloween sound effect tape plays in the background, but I'm hoping the spirit of fun will make everything turn out.Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: FatuousTwat on March 20, 2009, 07:54:51 AM and said person could spend an extra week masturbating into a sock while a Halloween sound effect tape plays in the background GET OUT OF MY HEAAAAAAAD! Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Azazel on March 21, 2009, 02:02:43 AM What's the turnaround time? For drawings? Maximum of a week (same for writers, though you will incur my ire as a fake journalist). If someone legitimately wants to spend more time on something we can work it out. Of course "legitimately" is impossible to enforce, and said person could spend an extra week masturbating into a sock while a Halloween sound effect tape plays in the background, but I'm hoping the spirit of fun will make everything turn out.I can do that! Sign me up! Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Samwise on March 24, 2009, 08:37:47 AM Bump. When's this start?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on March 24, 2009, 08:45:43 AM toooomorrow
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on March 24, 2009, 09:30:57 PM technically it's tomorrow now, and I am insomnizin'
v-- bumped up Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lamaros on March 24, 2009, 09:37:13 PM Depending how quick slow people are I should mention I'm not around from 9th-22ndish of April, so if for some reason it hasn't got to me before then, well, don't wait up.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on March 31, 2009, 10:24:35 AM Did you get my PM...last week?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lamaros on March 31, 2009, 05:19:48 PM I got it on the weekend or so, I didn't check the date and was thinking I would be ok if I responded by the coming weekend. Sorry for being slow, uni work and organizing overseas travel is bogging me down.
Edit: I will get it done tomorrow, I promise! (Even if that promise means it will be less than wonderful) Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on March 31, 2009, 06:07:05 PM (http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/images/like/like_on.gif)
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 01, 2009, 07:51:47 PM This is already so screwed-up I don't remember the original caption, and we're only on the third iteration. Samwise, do it for the kids. Do it for America. But most of all, do it for Sangre Grande.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 07:52:33 PM You could just ask Lamaros to send you a copy of it back.
Edit: I wish brokenpicturetelephone.com did private games. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 01, 2009, 07:56:29 PM I have redundant tracking servers in Afrodesia, Qwerduh and Philocambria. We are infallible and awesomer.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 07:58:18 PM I have redundant tracking servers in Afrodesia, Qwerduh and Philocambria. We are infallible and awesomer. But they didn't grab the original quote.Afrodesia doesn't seem reliable. Have you checked Philocambria, that sounds trustworthy. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 01, 2009, 08:06:39 PM If you keep up this slander I'm going to have the authorities extradite you to a country that doesn't sell bacon salt. And don't try to tell me you're not wanted for international crimes. I know things.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: schild on April 01, 2009, 08:19:50 PM If you keep up this slander I'm going to have the authorities extradite you to a country that doesn't sell bacon salt. And don't try to tell me you're not wanted for international crimes. I know things. I wish I had some bacon salt :( Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Samwise on April 01, 2009, 11:50:56 PM This is already so screwed-up I don't remember the original caption, and we're only on the third iteration. Samwise, do it for the kids. Do it for America. But most of all, do it for Sangre Grande. GAH PRESSURE This picture is even more fucked up than the martian hillbilly thing I had last time. Fuck. I'm going to have to sleep on it and let my subconscious inspire me. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Samwise on April 02, 2009, 10:42:18 AM It... is accomplished.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 02, 2009, 10:50:29 AM Itaraja's point guard Merusk has the ball. God help you.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Merusk on April 02, 2009, 12:07:13 PM What the fuck kind of drugs are you on, Sam? This will be... interesting. :drill:
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Azazel on April 02, 2009, 02:35:10 PM Wait... so the way this works is you PM the players the latest caption/picture and they work from that, with it all revealed at teh end?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Samwise on April 02, 2009, 02:42:55 PM Wait... so the way this works is you PM the players the latest caption/picture and they work from that, with it all revealed at teh end? Don't spoil the mystery! But yes. Merusk, I can only blame lamaros for the twisted scribblings that fell from my pen. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lamaros on April 02, 2009, 04:35:42 PM Lies. My picture was merely a lucid rendering of IanC's... whatever it was!
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Samwise on April 08, 2009, 05:35:15 PM No update and it's been almost a week. Did I break Merusk? :drill:
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 08, 2009, 09:15:25 PM It seems I forgot to include thinly-veiled threats in my last PM. On an unrelated note, I'm going to step out and hire a man...to bring a pizza...to Merusk's kneecaps.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Merusk on April 09, 2009, 03:52:43 AM Sorry it's been fucking busy at work. Assholes decided "Hey, I know that house is almost completely built, but let's make significant structural changes that will require a repermit, spend a ton of money we don't have and give the guy who drew it shit fits trying to restructure a main bearing wall." Why?! I'll tell you why, because they're too fucking stupid to think ahead of time about where they're sticking model homes and then want to get in a dick-size contest with the other division about whose got the most awesome model. I've had precious little time to do anything there, and then I got lost at home trying to track down ARE study guides and study for my licensing test. I forgotted. :awesome_for_real:
Even if it's a crappy hand-drawn sketch I'll have something tonight. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Merusk on April 09, 2009, 09:31:49 AM Ok got something sketched up on my lunch hour and I regret that I can't apply more time to it. Well, maybe a short bit tonight when I get home since I've got to e-mail it there to PM it to Lesion, since I have no place to save it here at the office.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 09, 2009, 11:14:33 AM If you wanna give it more lovin' go ahead. I didn't know where it was, but now I do. Tonight I will be very drunk and will not even care if I lose my pants.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Merusk on April 09, 2009, 03:49:13 PM Hits away!
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 09, 2009, 05:44:50 PM This is probably not going to get any less weird by the end. Admiral Itto of Force Titanic Bodily Fluid will guide the troops home.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Hindenburg on April 09, 2009, 07:58:02 PM I am... disappointed.
Next plz. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Sauced on April 17, 2009, 02:53:17 PM :uhrr:
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Hindenburg on April 17, 2009, 04:54:53 PM He only sent you the text now? God damn it, lesion!
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 17, 2009, 06:39:29 PM The only thing more on top of my shit is a swarm of flies in the noonday African sun. Everyone gets a week before I get cutty.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Sauced on April 18, 2009, 11:51:23 AM I was never sent any text.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 18, 2009, 02:36:47 PM You're at the end as you requested. This is not the turn you are looking for. Team Sangre Grande's Strazos may go about his business.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Sauced on April 18, 2009, 03:40:59 PM Didn't think it was my turn. Just wondering what the hell was going on. Forget I said anything.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: NiX on April 22, 2009, 04:34:43 PM You could just ask Lamaros to send you a copy of it back. Edit: I wish brokenpicturetelephone.com did private games. It does do private games. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on April 22, 2009, 07:47:56 PM Drawing has been delayed by weevils and strife, so the next update will be next week.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: NiX on April 22, 2009, 07:49:25 PM Totally my fault. Lesion just won't come out and say it.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on May 05, 2009, 10:14:49 AM (http://www.f13.net/images/necropost.gif)
:drill: :drill: :drill: Rough patch: smoothed. Le art is in and fresh-green bhodi is on point. WE ARE ALMOST DONE. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: bhodi on May 06, 2009, 06:21:16 AM I don't... know... it's... so much pressure!
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on May 14, 2009, 08:04:51 PM Team Itaraja only has one artist left after this next entry. Once the writing is done glorious spoils shall be yours, all for the low price of waiting several months.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on May 18, 2009, 08:51:17 PM Oban and Sauced, I hope you're ready to taste the percolated rawesomeness of people's brain juice. Soon. Soooon.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Azazel on May 19, 2009, 12:14:25 AM Does it taste like Chicken?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on May 24, 2009, 09:18:19 PM It tastes like Victory. Victory and jenkem. Serving time is almost over, at which point I am legally obligated to kick out the jams.
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Hindenburg on May 25, 2009, 04:36:54 AM Why would you drink jenkem?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Samwise on May 25, 2009, 09:05:11 AM Why would you drink victory?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Azazel on June 01, 2009, 02:16:24 PM (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VRdCELp76bI/R1Yj0Lbm7JI/AAAAAAAAAAU/7X1A5rDoEnI/s320/victory_gin.jpg)
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lamaros on June 11, 2009, 09:23:26 PM :headscratch: :cry2:
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: NiX on June 11, 2009, 10:37:32 PM What happened to this? I WANT TO TASTE VICTORY!
I think Lesion is a commie. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: lesion on June 13, 2009, 03:30:21 PM Well I think you're a witch. So there.
I still have all your magical creations, don't worry. Waiting on artistes. Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Surlyboi on June 13, 2009, 03:48:12 PM What the FUCK is going on here?
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Sauced on June 13, 2009, 03:54:40 PM My failure, that's what. :heartbreak:
Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Azazel on June 13, 2009, 10:13:56 PM Hurry up, or we'll have to get the whip out.
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1737/whipit.gif) Title: Re: f13.net EPYC, Volume 2: Post Count Harder Post by: Oban on June 16, 2009, 07:46:44 PM Oh ... wow.
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