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Just ran across this on my netscape homepage:

Website allows armchair hunters to aim gun at real wildlife with mouse (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/life.hunting.reut/index.html)

And rednecks world wide do backflips!  One more reason to never go farther then that remote controll and a cold beer.

That's just wrong on so many levels.  

It figures some wacko american concocts a scheme for lazy people too fat or "physically challenged" to actually go out into the wilderness and stalk their prey.  I'm not some whiney, trust-fund granola-vegan who cries about cattle being slaughtered but; if you're gonna go hunt...get off your ass and kill the damn animal yourself!

What's next? Internet shitting? "for people too fat or lazy to get off their couches and drop a deuce in a real toilet but can aim their chalupas via a TV remote, vacuum hose and a webcam. :P

You obviously aren't familiar with the poopsock.

I'm speechless.

LOL! There was a defective kid in my highschool (first experience with life in the states) who had "emotional problems" and filled a large wool sock (those grey ones with the orange stripes on the bands) with some serious dookie and proceeded to flog people in the nearby locker halls after running from the lavatory with it in hand.

I was fortunate enough to have been on the opposite end of the building when it happened but the stink lasted for days afterward and the legend of this shit-slinging psycho is still talked about by both the students and faculty ("Dude, remember that kid who wigged out and beat so-and-so over the head with the turd-sock?").  

I guess he's now a LevelQuest junkie...I always wondered what happened to him.

Wait until some redneck shoots a human using this system and then claims he thought it was not real.

I just loved this quote from the inventor of this concept.  It's pure bubba comedy gold.



At least he was honest about the bulb going out....

Xilren

Beautiful. I only wish I did not believe the poopsock to be real :(

I'd never heard of the poopsock, but I did know an EQ junkie in college who had a pee jar that he'd periodically empty out the window.

"2. After sleeping with John's girlfriend, John beat him muddy with a poosock."


Awesome.

They had an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy where the slob actually had a pee bottle he kept by his bed.  So apparrently such things are not confined to MMOG players.  You know, I'm a pretty lazy fellow myself; the bathroom isn't cleaned regularly, I haven't vacuumed in over a year, and often coke bottles get stacked up next to the computer instead of thrown away in the trash.  But at least I'm not so lazy that I won't get up and walk 20 feet to go to the fucking bathroom.

Bruce

Apparently the Kansas state government had recently announced (quietly and tacitly) that there was an issue of sizeable magnitude for the state's transportation infrastructure - apparently, in the span of less than 3 months, millions upon millions of beverage bottles filled with urine began littering the roadsides in profound abundance. Drivers would pee in bottles while driving and then just huck them out the window, and now Kansas doesn't know what to do - for the most part, it leaves these sealed containers of urine on the highways and only really bothers to remove them from areas near cities. And now there are multiple millions of pee bottles lining the highways in Kansas. Multiple millions.

Kansas!

As for the Xtreem-Armchair-Cyber-Hunting, do you think there is enough money IN THE WORLD to convince people to be groundskeepers and game retrievers?