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Title: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Nonentity on November 07, 2008, 11:10:36 AM http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/33274144.html
Quote Let's fly away in your UFO, my sweet alien princess. Let's watch the sunset and sunrise from 200 miles above the Earth while we dance in the weightlessness of your spacecraft. Let's stare deep into each other's eyes and feel the spiritual connection of our two beings. Let's exchange oral fluids and mingle our tongues as we ascend further and further into space. Let's... HOLY SHIT, THE MOON! My dear alien princess, fuck moonlit beach-walks, we're FLYING by the FUCKING MOON! EDIT: I don't know whether this needs to be said or not, but it's NWS, insofar as the content of the text is concerned. Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: tazelbain on November 07, 2008, 11:56:50 AM Alien princess, indeed. Clearly the guy is looking for a good probing.
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Hawkbit on November 07, 2008, 05:07:52 PM It's written too well to be real. The 'JO bud needed for JO into a tornado' one was much more realistic.
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Grand Design on November 08, 2008, 02:24:08 PM The 'JO bud needed for JO into a tornado' one was much more realistic. I read that three times before it registered. Now I want to unread it. I'd visit craigslist, but I don't want to get hep. And strangled. Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: stray on November 09, 2008, 01:17:41 AM You can even get fucked in the ass with the job offerings on there. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Hawkbit on November 09, 2008, 07:55:16 AM Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: stray on November 09, 2008, 08:07:56 AM What the hell is "JO"?
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Grand Design on November 09, 2008, 08:09:50 AM Christ. I hope he gets his wish. If only more deviants had obsessions involving certain-death situations.
I love how he throws 'no gay stuff' in there. Because that would be weird. Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: stray on November 09, 2008, 08:12:58 AM Never mind I get it now. :roll:
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Grand Design on November 09, 2008, 09:39:40 AM (http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/3183/autofocusdafoegg6.jpg)
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: stu on November 09, 2008, 09:02:18 PM I want to bang a Republican.
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: FatuousTwat on November 10, 2008, 08:30:54 PM What? No "No homo." at the end? Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: NiX on November 14, 2008, 03:39:29 PM Craigslist, the gift that keeps on giving (http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/mss/w4m/914454991.html)
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Lantyssa on November 14, 2008, 09:02:16 PM Feh! A year too old. I figure the rest falls into the 90% category. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Tarami on November 15, 2008, 09:44:48 AM I'm glad to see she's ready to give almost anyone a chance.
:uhrr: Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Paelos on November 15, 2008, 09:57:07 AM I'm a year too young, and also not Canadian. Alas, we shall never meet. :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Grand Design on November 15, 2008, 11:23:40 AM I'm too short and don't have much tolerance for watching my girlfriend get fatter while playing WoW.
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Lantyssa on November 15, 2008, 12:33:25 PM Buy her a stationary bike with an LCD attached. Then you can watch her get skinny while playing WoW.
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Grand Design on November 15, 2008, 04:07:53 PM I used to do leg stretches while catassing in EQ.
But that was more to stave off the deep vein thrombosis while grinding the billionth AA in Plane of Earth. Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: bhodi on November 16, 2008, 08:33:26 AM X seeking Y always makes me laugh when X demands exacting physical specifications but gives only the vaguest description of their own.
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: NiX on November 16, 2008, 08:37:28 AM I could tell she missed the point of Craigslist when she said they should apply to her post if they meet the description. I'd love to see the horrendous amount of cock pictures she was sent over this.
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Grand Design on November 16, 2008, 08:58:17 AM I could tell she missed the point of Craigslist when she didn't ask for a JO bud to JO into a tornado.
Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Hawkbit on November 16, 2008, 11:54:35 PM I used to do leg stretches while catassing in EQ. But that was more to stave off the deep vein thrombosis while grinding the billionth AA in Plane of Earth. You know, that was the one upside to EQ. Playing a Wizard with 8-10 minutes of downtime between kills, I got arm reps and situps in nightly. Not so with these newer, faster paced games. :grin: Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Grand Design on November 17, 2008, 04:43:13 AM I was a shaman so there was no downtime. If I wasn't slowing, I was DoTing and HoTing. When the mobs went down, I was healing and buffing. And then I had to canni for mana.
Yes, I miss it. Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: Tebonas on November 17, 2008, 04:54:04 AM Ah, the Cannindance. Good times, no game could ever recreate that level of pure awesomeness by silly situps.
Also, this thread is disappointing, No pics of hot extraterrestrials? Title: Re: I want to bang an extraterrestrial. Post by: trias_e on November 17, 2008, 07:40:09 AM I hate that this thread is truncated to 'I want to bang an ex...' on the main forum index. Because I do want to bang an ex and it keeps reminding me. Jerks.
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