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So. The 50-60 new members that (and the 50-60 to assuredly come) - here are the rules:

1. You have to make a post in 72 hours.
2. If you make a post and are deleted, feel free to try again.
3. At the end of 72 hours, if you have made a post and have not been deleted, you may stay.
4. If you have 0 posts at the end of 72 hours, you will be deleted.
5. These rules can be amended as I see fit, also, your mom is ugly.

Edit by Trippy:

6. Do not indent your fucking paragraphs. Just use a blank line between them. HTML hates indents. Yes Mark Jacobs does it but he's wrong cause he indents *and* puts in a blank line which is redundant. You want to do one or the other, not both, and since HTML hates indents use a fucking blank line. I worked at Adobe in the Type department for almost 5 years so I know a little something about typography and you assholes don't.

:awesome_for_real:

For the record, as of this post, 57 people are on the chopping block.

Added Rule #6.

I'm trying my damnedest.

Heh, how did I make it thru the culling. *drops back into lurker shadows*

You joined when such things didn't matter.

Its hard to live in North Korea.  One moment, you are in the favored elite, the next moment you act like a mouthbreathing jackass and coincidentally are banned at the exact same time for no reason.  How can one ever feel safe in the shadow of such 100% random purges? 

Do posts here count?

I signed up but I'm hesitant to make a post because the mods are all mean and stuff.   :grin:

That was a joke.

I do not know what to do with you.

Divide by zero error.

60 people deleted thus far. Who's next?

Damn, I have to post now?

Quick, say something profound and insightful.

It's funny because it's true!

We might make it through this with a couple of keepers.

/arselick Schild

 :grin:

Yea, that wasn't a good way to go about things.

This has been extended until people stop acting like fools.

You mean the new people.  The rest of us can still act like fools, right?

I would never take that away from you. Well most of you. And not quite never.

Let me tell you about my tv!  :why_so_serious:

Go nerd in the Pen & Paper forum, it should be safe there.

Nah, I'll just stick with the one post.



Oops!

I don't have anything witty or profound to add but I do find your forums, for the most part, entertaining  :uhrr:

That was most profound.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!

If you new guys are looking for a nice gentle area of the site where you can easily make your first post with out worrying about some one jumping on you. You should try THIS sub forum. (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?board=23.0)

Now that's just mean.

Oh you motherfucker. Like politics needs a flood of mouthbreathing fanfic novelists.

Right. Because there's plenty of mouth breathers already there.

There's only so much oxygen to go around.