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Title: All praise Tarvu
Post by: DraconianOne on October 14, 2008, 05:04:27 AM
Another "religion" for Germany to ban (http://www.tarvu.com).

At least the recruitment video (http://vimeo.com/1911088) doesn't have Tom Cruise in it.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 14, 2008, 05:34:04 AM
The stories about Tarvu read like a help file for a MUD religion.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 14, 2008, 05:35:55 AM
Also:

Quote
Once you've finished reciting it[the Tarvu prayer] - that's it! You're a Tarvuist! It really is that simple.

Here it is:

Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.

(To be said when you wake up, go to bed, and after you have visited the toilet.)


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 14, 2008, 05:37:11 AM
Awesome. Just awesome.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: DraconianOne on October 14, 2008, 05:37:38 AM
And it's so easy to join.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Tebonas on October 14, 2008, 05:39:19 AM
I missed the parts about Brainwashing and threatening to kill former believers.

So why should this be banned?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 14, 2008, 05:43:04 AM
This is very obviously a farce of Scientology. And it's brilliant.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Phildo on October 14, 2008, 05:44:30 AM
Hebbo!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Hawkbit on October 14, 2008, 08:35:22 AM
I learned how to speak to an octopus.

rofl


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: K9 on October 14, 2008, 08:39:06 AM
 :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Tebonas on October 14, 2008, 09:15:23 AM
Don't you people listen to the Octopus Overlords! That way lies madness!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: raydeen on October 14, 2008, 09:54:54 AM
I worship Zorak, the Lone Locust of the Apocalypse. "Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah!"


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Merusk on October 14, 2008, 09:56:46 AM
I worship Zorak, the Lone Locust of the Apocalypse. "Lombaak ecree oplom ah-plee ozona ah-ah!"

False believer! Zorak is a Mantis! I will see that you suffer the death of a thousand larvae!  Op eep ork ah ah!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Ookii on October 14, 2008, 11:57:16 AM
This is fucking gold, some choice lines from their FAQ:

* It is forbidden to eat calamari in any form. Or to drink sparkling water. Because the bubbles can often spell out blasphemous or rude phrases in Octish.

* Tarvuists are just like you and me, and wear whatever they want. However women tend to wear neck ties.

* In some cultures gay marriage is a new concept, in Tarvuism it has been going for thousands of years.

* Tarvuists preaches harmony between all religions (except Barvuism).

Apparently these are some tenats of Barvuism:

*Barvu is the true God
*One should not eat fruit or vegetables
*Water should be drunk with sugar in it
*When you die, Barvu makes love to you, and you bear his spirit children
*One should never give to charity
*One should never particpate in team sports
*Stealing is a virtue

Good stuff.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Chenghiz on October 14, 2008, 02:51:19 PM
All other gods are naught to the power of Vegetar!

[edit] Was that old guy the guy who plays Cavil on BSG?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 14, 2008, 02:56:52 PM
No, it's Vegeta with an R at the end. It's DBZr. Like web 2.0 DBZ.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: lamaros on October 14, 2008, 03:14:07 PM
I'm normally pretty  :oh_i_see: about things like these, but their FAQ had some reasonable funny stuff in it. Worth a look and a giggle.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: FatuousTwat on October 14, 2008, 05:41:36 PM
This is fucking gold, some choice lines from their FAQ:

* It is forbidden to eat calamari in any form. Or to drink sparkling water. Because the bubbles can often spell out blasphemous or rude phrases in Octish.

* Tarvuists are just like you and me, and wear whatever they want. However women tend to wear neck ties.

* In some cultures gay marriage is a new concept, in Tarvuism it has been going for thousands of years.

* Tarvuists preaches harmony between all religions (except Barvuism).

Apparently these are some tenats of Barvuism:

*Barvu is the true God
*One should not eat fruit or vegetables
*Water should be drunk with sugar in it
*When you die, Barvu makes love to you, and you bear his spirit children
*One should never give to charity
*One should never particpate in team sports
*Stealing is a virtue

Good stuff.

I guess I was a Barvuist and didn't know it.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 14, 2008, 07:15:55 PM
Op eep ork ah ah!

Not to nitpick, but I believe it's Eep op ork ah ah.

And it means "I love you!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQXvfSJ2XOM)


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Falconeer on October 16, 2008, 01:28:42 AM
I hate religions, all of them. But then again, I dislike people much more.

These morons prove my point about global vasectomy.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: DraconianOne on October 16, 2008, 05:16:39 AM
I hate religions, all of them. But then again, I dislike people much more.

These morons prove my point about global vasectomy.

Wot?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 16, 2008, 06:04:17 AM
He thinks it's real. It's cute.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Falconeer on October 16, 2008, 06:07:23 AM
Human race sucks. Let's all quit.

Religions? They are all the same to me. Tarvuism is only slightly more amusing than any older, more popular, faith.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Falconeer on October 16, 2008, 06:09:30 AM
He thinks it's real. It's cute.

Hey. Do you think I read that page? I didn't spend 6 secs on it, just watched the pictures and laughed off. Props to the funny fake project. My hate points still stand.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 16, 2008, 06:11:54 AM
He thinks it's real. It's cute.

Hey. Do you think I read that page? I didn't spend 6 secs on it, just watched the pictures and laughed off. Props to the funny fake project. My hate points still stand.
You should look through the whole thing then. It's a pretty hilarious damning of scientology.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Falconeer on October 16, 2008, 06:17:42 AM
scientology.

 :drill:RAGE! :drill:




P.S: now that I know it's fake I'll definitely read it.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: DraconianOne on October 16, 2008, 07:41:09 AM
P.S: now that I know it's fake I'll definitely read it.

You should do. It only takes 8 hours.





And it's so easy to join.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 16, 2008, 08:52:24 AM
And it's so easy to join.

It's SO easy to join.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Phildo on October 16, 2008, 08:54:57 AM
And it's so easy to join.

It's SO easy to join.

It's so EASY to join.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Yegolev on October 16, 2008, 09:02:54 AM
It's difficult to avoid joining.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 16, 2008, 09:08:08 AM
IT'S SO EASY TO JOIN.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Phildo on October 16, 2008, 09:09:52 AM
Είναι τόσο εύκολο να ενώσει


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 16, 2008, 09:10:15 AM
這是很容易加入。


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Soln on October 16, 2008, 10:28:56 AM
   
यह इतना में शामिल होने के लिए आसान है.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 16, 2008, 10:33:20 AM
Настолько легко присоединиться!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Nerf on October 16, 2008, 12:25:28 PM
You're all doing it wrong.

It's so easy to join!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Falconeer on October 16, 2008, 11:42:54 PM
Now this: http://rael.org/rael_content/index.php

Serious-fake or fake-fake?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Reg on October 17, 2008, 01:01:24 AM
Raelians are real. They were in the news a few years ago when they claimed to have created the first human clone.

edit: missing word


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Falconeer on October 17, 2008, 01:28:24 AM
As real as Tarvu.

I claim there's no difference at all between Tarvuism, Raelianism, Scientologism, Catholicism or any other cult. The only difference is that some religions as Tarvuism just make the joking part obvious, but they are all madeup fantasies.

Tarvuism isn't serious but it could become real in a day if they so wished.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 17, 2008, 09:19:03 AM
Falconeer, watch out for the deep end.

It's so easy to join.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Paelos on October 17, 2008, 10:54:17 AM
This is getting as silly as that thread where you all kept quoting each other into infinity.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Rishathra on October 17, 2008, 11:08:51 AM
This is getting as silly as that thread where you all kept quoting each other into infinity.
Let's do this.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Phildo on October 17, 2008, 11:12:32 AM
This is getting as silly as that thread where you all kept quoting each other into infinity.
Let's do this.
I'm up for it.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 17, 2008, 11:16:41 AM
This is getting as silly as that thread where you all kept quoting each other into infinity.
Let's do this.
I'm up for it.
It's so easy to quote.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 17, 2008, 11:28:46 AM
It's so easy to join.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: NowhereMan on October 18, 2008, 02:21:03 AM
(http://iconicionic.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/samtheagle.jpg)

You are all weirdos.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Oban on October 18, 2008, 06:03:59 AM
I found your god.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/SesameStreetMartians.jpg)


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: FatuousTwat on October 18, 2008, 06:29:04 AM
I find it highly offensive that you have posted a picture of my god. YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR HANDS CUT OFF!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 18, 2008, 09:10:58 AM
I found your god.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/SesameStreetMartians.jpg)
Yep, yep yep yep.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Samwise on October 18, 2008, 09:37:56 AM
I found your god.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/SesameStreetMartians.jpg)
Yep, yep yep yep.

Uh huh.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: squirrel on October 19, 2008, 12:39:46 AM
This is getting as silly as that thread where you all kept quoting each other into infinity.
Let's do this.
I'm up for it.
It's so easy to quote.
i know a Raellian.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: NiX on October 19, 2008, 10:21:18 AM
This is getting as silly as that thread where you all kept quoting each other into infinity.
Let's do this.
I'm up for it.
It's so easy to quote.
i know a Raellian.
I know Canadian.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 19, 2008, 01:58:44 PM
This is getting as silly as that thread where you all kept quoting each other into infinity.
Let's do this.
I'm up for it.
It's so easy to quote.
i know a Raellian.
I know Canadian.
Are you from Canadia?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Phildo on October 19, 2008, 02:52:09 PM
I hear it's chilly there.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: lamaros on October 20, 2008, 01:58:37 AM
I like snow.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 20, 2008, 02:32:19 AM
It's SO easy to join.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: FatuousTwat on October 20, 2008, 03:41:05 AM
I've tried, it really isn't.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 20, 2008, 05:03:23 AM
Right? I can't pronounce the prayer.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: DraconianOne on October 20, 2008, 05:20:09 AM
It's so easy to JOIN


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 20, 2008, 09:04:45 AM
Join now before it goes into the Disney vault.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Rishathra on October 20, 2008, 10:07:48 AM
Joining is so EASY.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Paelos on October 20, 2008, 10:26:54 AM
I hate you ppl some days.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: lamaros on October 20, 2008, 11:04:44 AM
Hey, stop that.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 20, 2008, 11:06:52 AM
Since it's SO EASY, you two should think about joining.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Phildo on October 20, 2008, 11:08:40 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 20, 2008, 11:50:41 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 20, 2008, 11:51:29 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Lantyssa on October 20, 2008, 12:49:47 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 20, 2008, 01:31:04 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Teleku on October 20, 2008, 11:20:00 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: FatuousTwat on October 21, 2008, 12:04:15 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
LOVE THE TENTACLE!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 21, 2008, 12:34:32 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Falconeer on October 21, 2008, 01:25:16 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!

You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: lamaros on October 21, 2008, 01:27:48 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Oban on October 21, 2008, 04:40:18 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!

I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 21, 2008, 07:03:20 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: photek on October 21, 2008, 07:39:06 AM
Wat.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 21, 2008, 09:15:13 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 21, 2008, 09:18:53 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: photek on October 21, 2008, 04:27:25 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: FatuousTwat on October 22, 2008, 12:29:59 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 22, 2008, 05:02:42 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 22, 2008, 07:30:54 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: K9 on October 22, 2008, 08:27:19 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Broughden on October 22, 2008, 11:49:10 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 22, 2008, 11:53:05 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Samwise on October 22, 2008, 12:16:13 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Phildo on October 22, 2008, 12:39:13 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on October 22, 2008, 12:40:14 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Samwise on October 22, 2008, 01:18:28 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 22, 2008, 01:25:30 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Lantyssa on October 22, 2008, 02:30:27 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: DraconianOne on October 23, 2008, 08:12:05 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Oban on October 23, 2008, 08:18:04 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 23, 2008, 08:38:05 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 24, 2008, 05:12:53 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: bhodi on October 24, 2008, 05:18:48 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 24, 2008, 05:20:32 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Oban on October 24, 2008, 06:15:43 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Tarami on October 24, 2008, 06:26:18 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on October 26, 2008, 01:51:03 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!
How easy is it?


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on October 27, 2008, 06:28:51 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!
How easy is it?
It's actually quite difficult. Just kidding, it's easy.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: DraconianOne on October 27, 2008, 06:40:25 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!
How easy is it?
It's actually quite difficult. Just kidding, it's easy.
It's so easy to join, and it's so not easy to join.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Samwise on October 27, 2008, 09:05:22 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!
How easy is it?
It's actually quite difficult. Just kidding, it's easy.
It's so easy to join, and it's so not easy to join.
Before I read this thread, I would have been all like, "Why would I even WANT to talk to an octopus?"


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: climbjtree on November 06, 2008, 08:47:42 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!
How easy is it?
It's actually quite difficult. Just kidding, it's easy.
It's so easy to join, and it's so not easy to join.
Before I read this thread, I would have been all like, "Why would I even WANT to talk to an octopus?"
Tarvu will be angry if this thread dies! Praise Tarvu!


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Sky on November 06, 2008, 11:07:40 AM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!
How easy is it?
It's actually quite difficult. Just kidding, it's easy.
It's so easy to join, and it's so not easy to join.
Before I read this thread, I would have been all like, "Why would I even WANT to talk to an octopus?"
Tarvu will be angry if this thread dies! Praise Tarvu!
Unfortunately for Tarvu, it's SO easy to forget this thread.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: Oban on November 06, 2008, 12:07:24 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!
How easy is it?
It's actually quite difficult. Just kidding, it's easy.
It's so easy to join, and it's so not easy to join.
Before I read this thread, I would have been all like, "Why would I even WANT to talk to an octopus?"
Tarvu will be angry if this thread dies! Praise Tarvu!
Unfortunately for Tarvu, it's SO easy to forget this thread.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/cultsandreligionslaura_64x96.jpg)


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: stray on November 06, 2008, 03:30:57 PM
I've just become a priestmunty at the chabernaggle in Austin.  Ask me about how easy it is to join!
How easy is it to join?
SO EASY.
Why haven't I joined?  It's SO easy.
It's SO easy, you joined last week and didn't even know until now.
My god, it IS easy to join!
I learned how to talk to an OCTOPUS!
You know what? We need a chart ranking religions on an "easy to join!" rating. Tarvu being uncontested first.
You're doing it wrong!
I would join as soon as they added collision detection to their twitchy tentacle ceremonies.
It's SO easy to add collision detection!
Photek, just join. It's so easy!
He already has. It's THAT EASY!

Yes, I joined, it's SO easy!

<-- Still hasn't joined.  :ipod:
Don't you bring iPods into this!
Steve Jobs just revealed the iPod Tarvu!
Steve Jobs is Tarvu
Hi Im a mac.
The Mac cult is pretty easy to join to. Not as easy as Tarvuism though. It's SO EASY to JOIN!
I don't think it's really all that easy.
tarvu tarvooti
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.
See, that'd be a hell of a lot easier if you didn't have to say it OUT LOUD.  Fucking cockblocks.
It was so easy to join, but all I got was this stinkin' t-shirt.
You should wash it.  Use some detergent.  It's so EASY.
Join me. I'm SO easy.
A/S/L?
When they're  :pedobear:, it's SO EASY!
Let's keep this thing going! It's SO EASY!
I've got a fever! And the only cure is
More cowbell?
TARVU
Whoa! I just transferred all my money to TARVU. It was SO EASY you wouldn't believe it if I told you. Oh, there I go again!
How easy is it?
It's actually quite difficult. Just kidding, it's easy.
It's so easy to join, and it's so not easy to join.
Before I read this thread, I would have been all like, "Why would I even WANT to talk to an octopus?"
Tarvu will be angry if this thread dies! Praise Tarvu!
Unfortunately for Tarvu, it's SO easy to forget this thread.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/cultsandreligionslaura_64x96.jpg)

Thought this thread would be dead by now.


Title: Re: All praise Tarvu
Post by: schild on November 06, 2008, 03:31:43 PM
It would be if it weren't so fucking easy to reply.