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Title: Eagle Eye Post by: Ookii on September 26, 2008, 07:49:45 AM I just had to share the first sentence of Kurt Loder's review:
"Eagle Eye" is yet another action movie aimed at people unfamiliar with the tremendous strides made in special effects over the last 15 years. :drill: :drill: :drill: :drill: :drill: Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: schild on September 26, 2008, 10:56:05 AM So, Jumper 2.
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Velorath on September 26, 2008, 11:35:09 AM Personally I think this one is worse than Jumper.
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: FatuousTwat on September 26, 2008, 05:03:51 PM This has Shia LeDouche, my doctor says I can't watch it cause I'll have an aneurysm.
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Nerf on September 27, 2008, 01:15:06 PM I saw it last night, it wasn't actually that bad, I enjoyed myself thoroughly.
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: SnakeCharmer on October 02, 2008, 09:27:38 PM This has Shia LeDouche, my doctor says I can't watch it cause I'll have an aneurysm. Heh. How this kid keeps getting primo lead roles I'll never understand. Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: schild on December 05, 2008, 07:06:00 AM This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Evildrider on December 05, 2008, 01:06:38 PM This movie was crap, and I can tolerate alot of shit.
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Nerf on December 05, 2008, 05:17:38 PM You guys need to learn to turn off that voice in your head that yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?! NO NO NO MAKE IT STOP"
It makes these movies watchable AND enjoyable. Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Velorath on December 06, 2008, 02:04:34 AM You guys need to learn to turn off that voice in your head that yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?! NO NO NO MAKE IT STOP" It makes these movies watchable AND enjoyable. No. No, and that line of thinking that drives me fucking nuts anytime somebody uses it. Look maybe you enjoyed the movie, and that's fine. Telling us that we have the problem though because we can't shut our brains off? It's not a real argument. You can use that line to justify any fucking movie out there from House of the Dead, to The Crow: Wicked Prayer. Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Nerf on December 06, 2008, 02:32:16 AM Meh, it is a shut your brain off sort of thing. We're all tech nerds, so the whole super computer that has access to everything concept is just fucking retarded, but aside from that it wasn't an awful movie. It was actiony, the plot moved along at a fair clip, it's problem was that it was set in what was supposed to be the present and it makes your brain go :uhrr: if you leave it on.
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Velorath on December 06, 2008, 02:40:30 AM It was actiony, the plot moved along at a fair clip, it's problem was that it was set in what was supposed to be the present and it makes your brain go :uhrr: if you leave it on. There are actiony, well-paced movies that aren't complete crap. I'd rather watch one of those instead of trying to trick my brain into thinking a movie is better than it actually is. Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Venkman on December 06, 2008, 05:29:30 AM Just from the one preview I ever saw, I though Enemy of the State already did it better (one of the last not-just-about-Will-Smith movies).
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: schild on December 06, 2008, 05:46:21 AM Meh, it is a shut your brain off sort of thing. We're all tech nerds, so the whole super computer that has access to everything concept is just fucking retarded, but aside from that it wasn't an awful movie. It was actiony, the plot moved along at a fair clip, it's problem was that it was set in what was supposed to be the present and it makes your brain go :uhrr: if you leave it on. It was an awful movie. The action wasn't good, the acting wasn't good (what a waste of BBT), the dialog was oh god terrible, and the plot was just horrendous. It was, on all accounts, a terrible piece of shit. Hell, even the audio was horribly uneven. It was, as I said, one of the worst movies I've ever seen.Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: naum on February 08, 2009, 11:07:02 PM Gah, wish I would have seen this thread first before plunking down for PPV tonight… …bossman gave me bad tip on this one, though it was mockable and I entertained myself with MST3000 style cracks throughout the duration, that actually had Mrs. Naum more entertained than the movie…
Meh, it is a shut your brain off sort of thing. We're all tech nerds, so the whole super computer that has access to everything concept is just fucking retarded, but aside from that it wasn't an awful movie. It was actiony, the plot moved along at a fair clip, it's problem was that it was set in what was supposed to be the present and it makes your brain go :uhrr: if you leave it on. It was an awful movie. The action wasn't good, the acting wasn't good (what a waste of BBT), the dialog was oh god terrible, and the plot was just horrendous. It was, on all accounts, a terrible piece of shit. Hell, even the audio was horribly uneven. It was, as I said, one of the worst movies I've ever seen.Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Oban on February 09, 2009, 02:36:22 AM I saw this movie two weeks ago yet can not remember the plot.
Title: Re: Eagle Eye Post by: Nebu on February 09, 2009, 09:52:48 AM This movie was crap, and I can tolerate alot of shit. I agree 100%. It was unwatchable. |