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Title: God suppressing us Post by: Bungee on September 04, 2008, 02:58:07 AM Quote ...there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone,including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise. http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39512?issue=4228&special=2005 Title: Re: God suppressing us Post by: photek on September 04, 2008, 03:15:08 AM Damn you God! Let us all float like angels you bastard.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with stuff like our dependency on it or our bone structure. Title: Re: God suppressing us Post by: stu on September 04, 2008, 09:15:34 PM The Onion. Always willing to trade fear for subscribers. Just wait until the Large Hadron Collider opens our world to a complete Unified Theory and Graviton Nuns start pushing around pre-engineered, environmentally conscious babies in strollers. You'll get your answers then.
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