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Title: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Nonentity on August 26, 2008, 10:15:11 AM I didn't make this. But it is awesome.
http://music.metafilter.com/2380/Punch-Em-In-The-Dick-NSFW-lyrics Lyrics: Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Fuckers talk shit I’ma punch ‘em in the dick (Bow!) Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Motherfuckers talk shit I’ma punch ‘em in the dick Yo look at that chump See the way that he struts Don’t kick him in the rump Go nuts on his nuts Just pop a squat Start lettin’ off the shots Like knock knock knock Just coldcocked his cock Yo, to all the cock-knockers Nut-crackers Ball-breakers Peter-beaters Keep on boxing your baby makers With a sock to the jock Better make that a double Just a couple of rounds of knuckles Beneath the buckle and he’ll buckle If you’re in trouble Give him some urine trouble Hand him his balls And tell him better learn to juggle Turn his pebbles into rubble Make him wonder what might’ve been Make it so the South will never rise again Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest Watch your crocks, because soon the losers will be your weenus And the winners in all the gladiator arenas Are always the ones that go straight for the penis So punch ‘em in the dick (What) Punch ‘em in the dick (What) motherfucker talk shit I’ma punch ‘em in the dick (B’low!) Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Punch ‘em in the diiiiick motherfucker talk shit I’ma punch ‘em in the dick Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Punch ‘em in the dick (What) motherfucker talk shit I’ma punch ‘em in the dick (Bow!) Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Punch ‘em in the diiiiick You motherfuckers talk shit I’ma punch ‘em in the dick I’ll give your willy a welt Like you ain’t never felt Soon as I’m knelt I’ma pelt you below the belt Like Bang! Bust em’ in the wang Like it ain’t no thang Now you really can’t hang But you ain’t gotta be a dude Shit, I’ll dick-punch a chick Because I don’t discriminate When I punch em’ in the dick Whether Suzie Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker I’ma deck’er in the pecker, mother-fecker It could be your mama Better be no drama You could be the Dalai llama I’ma still put it on ya With a right, left, right, left Yo dick punched Then you say Goddam, my shit’s crunched Scrotum? I damn near killed ‘em I capped him in (?) the boner, man Forget about children You ain’t got enough kung-fu to bust some ninja shit Fuck Sun-Tzu, you want to learn the Art of Won Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Motherfuckers talk shit Straight punch ‘em in the dick (B’low!) Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Punch ‘em in the diiiiick You motherfuckers talk shit Straight punch ‘em in the dick Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Motherfuckers talk shit Straight punch ‘em in the dick (B’ow!) Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Punch ‘em in the diiiiick You motherfuckers talk shit Punch ‘em in the dick We Got A brand new dance Called punch his ass right in the dick We Got A brand new dance Called punch his ass right in the dick Any of you snotty kids be talkin’ shit I’ma drop a fist on your naughty bits I got punches a’plentiful You bet your rear-end it’ll sting When I start swingin’ on your genitals Because then it’ll swell up all out of proportion Lookin’ like an eggplant forced into your foreskin Nevermind abortion Forget vasectomy I got your birth-control… B’low! Nut-check, homey I punched God in the dick I punched Mary in the dick I punched Jesus Christ in the dick Yo, I punched Cheney in the dick I punched Powell in his colon I punched George in his Bush I punched Condoleezza Rice in the diiiiiick Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Punch ‘em in the dick (What) Motherfuckers talk shit Straight punch ‘em in the dick (B’low!) Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Punch ‘em in the diiiiick You motherfuckers talk shit What, I’ma punch ‘em in the dick Blaaah! Punch ‘em in the dick (Ungh) Punch ‘em in the dick (Ungh) Motherfuckers talk shit Straight punch ‘em in the dick Blaaah! Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Punch ‘em in the diiiiick Motherfuckers talk shit Yo, punch ‘em in the dick Gonna punch ‘em in the dick Watch me punch ‘em in the dick Love to punch ‘em in the dick Born to punch ‘em in the dick Forever punch ‘em in the dick Sucker punch ‘em in the dick Fruit punch ‘em in the dick Hawaiian punch ‘em in the motherfuckin’ diiiick Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: K9 on August 26, 2008, 10:21:03 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Nebu on August 26, 2008, 10:26:23 AM Ah, epic poetry.
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Nonentity on August 26, 2008, 10:29:55 AM Blatantly stole this from another forum.
(http://www.thenonentity.com/punchdick.png) Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Evildrider on August 26, 2008, 11:09:21 AM Haha, that shit's :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: schild on August 26, 2008, 11:26:21 AM :u:
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Nonentity on August 26, 2008, 11:27:03 AM :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: HaemishM on August 26, 2008, 11:31:57 AM So that's how you spell B’low!
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Lantyssa on August 26, 2008, 01:15:43 PM WTF?
Did you start drinking early? Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Bunk on August 26, 2008, 01:45:12 PM Is it required to Den a thread that starts out with a Den inducing tactic?
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: MrHat on August 27, 2008, 06:25:28 AM Is it required to Den a thread that starts out with a Den inducing tactic? We'll have to wait for the LHC to come online before talking about wormholes. Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Sky on August 27, 2008, 08:45:54 AM And punch flower-breathing dragons in the dick?
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Phildo on August 28, 2008, 02:57:59 PM Wasn't this song on the Boondocks first and called "Stump Him In The Nuts"? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaqmY2Dhgc8&feature=related)
Edited to include poor quality youtube link. Best I could find. Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Sky on August 29, 2008, 06:53:15 AM Striketh Yon Cad In The Nether Regions (1358)
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Righ on August 29, 2008, 09:04:41 PM Its not a patch on Smell Yo Dick (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC8GTmX2G5w).
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Strazos on September 01, 2008, 06:08:04 PM Nonentity...
WHY YOU DO THAT? :ye_gods: Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Nonentity on September 02, 2008, 09:04:58 AM Nonentity... WHY YOU DO THAT? :ye_gods: :oh_i_see: Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: juicykarkass on September 09, 2008, 11:50:07 PM One guy on Metafilter transcribed my lyrics, and he made some mistakes. That same version of the lyrics keeps getting spread around to all these bulletins. It bugs me. You can go to myspace.com/juicykarkass to read the proper lyrics.. I have some other rap songs up there too, but none of them will tickle your funny bone like this one.
j Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: schild on September 09, 2008, 11:54:08 PM Oh shit, you're the guy we have to punch in the dick for this?
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Evildrider on September 10, 2008, 12:00:13 AM LMAO.. He found us!
(http://inspireaction.mindandmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/woman_screaming1.gif) Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: juicykarkass on September 10, 2008, 12:01:14 AM Guilty as charged.
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Sky on September 10, 2008, 07:47:39 AM So what are your feelings on DRM?
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Yegolev on September 10, 2008, 08:12:31 AM (http://www.aerthyr.net/images/facepalm2.jpg)
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: justdave on September 10, 2008, 09:40:49 PM Christ, he's in Portland! Shouldn't you be spinning some IDM, young man?
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Mrbloodworth on September 11, 2008, 07:48:10 AM I'm going to make an all dick mix tape.
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: SuperPopTart on September 14, 2008, 02:24:36 AM Will you be adding a dick in a box?
I'd like a copy. Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Phildo on September 14, 2008, 09:22:21 AM Don't forget Detachable Penis!
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: NiX on September 14, 2008, 11:41:06 AM Phildo let his secret slip.
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: juicykarkass on January 19, 2009, 03:23:54 AM DRM? IDM? A Jedi knows not these things.
Seriously though. I have no idea what that stuff stands for. Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Evildrider on January 19, 2009, 11:28:01 AM Like.. Wow... did this guy really come back and bump a thread that was about his song? :uhrr:
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Signe on January 19, 2009, 11:44:35 AM You say :uhrr: and I say :awesome_for_real:.
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Yegolev on January 19, 2009, 07:32:53 PM Like.. Wow... did this guy really come back and bump a thread that was about his song? :uhrr: Hell, I would. Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Righ on January 19, 2009, 08:14:23 PM You say :uhrr: and I say :awesome_for_real:. :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: I don't know why you say :uhrr: I say :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Trippy on January 19, 2009, 08:53:35 PM The next evolution in thead-killing lyrics: smiley lyrics!
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Nonentity on January 20, 2009, 07:25:34 AM I remember this thread!
It's like a field trip... to history! Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Endie on January 23, 2009, 01:58:10 AM You say :uhrr: and I say :awesome_for_real:. Let's call the whole thing off. Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 24, 2009, 05:11:10 PM Anyone know where i can get a mp3 of this? I wasn't joking about the all dick mix tape. :why_so_serious:
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: apocrypha on January 25, 2009, 12:33:55 AM http://www.nerdnetworks.org/~aleonidas/beatelectric/music/JuicyKarkass-PunchEmInTheDick.mp3
Resisted the urge to use letmegooglethatforyou.com :why_so_serious: Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Mrbloodworth on January 26, 2009, 07:54:09 AM http://www.nerdnetworks.org/~aleonidas/beatelectric/music/JuicyKarkass-PunchEmInTheDick.mp3 Resisted the urge to use letmegooglethatforyou.com :why_so_serious: Thank you, and i did google, but no dice. Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Sky on January 26, 2009, 12:14:00 PM no dice. Hickory dickory dock...(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2526/98030926dp6.jpg) Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Signe on January 26, 2009, 02:01:48 PM I don't know who that is! :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Draegan on January 26, 2009, 03:33:49 PM Hey, I'm over here now.
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Trippy on January 26, 2009, 04:49:51 PM I don't know who that is! :ye_gods: Andrew Dice Clay.Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Signe on January 26, 2009, 05:09:50 PM Thanks. I don't know why I kept thinking it was someone related to James Caan. I knew I was wrong but it got stuck in my brain.
Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Sky on January 27, 2009, 06:57:26 AM I don't know who that is! :ye_gods: You and just about everyone else.Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Merusk on January 27, 2009, 08:41:50 AM Zing! Heh.
Don't beat-up the poor comedian when he's down. Larry the Cable guy will be his neighbor in a few years, THEN you can beat him down. Title: Re: Punch 'em in the dick Post by: Sky on January 27, 2009, 09:13:20 AM I wouldn't insult Larry the Cable Guy like that. He's actually got a funny act. Dice was just obnoxious.
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