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Title: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 20, 2008, 02:21:56 PM So, we all know Basshunter. The DotA song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9Shor9Bq_g - (for those of you that missed it) Look at it! He's playing Tiny, they have sound clips, he's busting his rhymes at a LAN party. He did a song before that called Boten Anna, which was about some girl or bot or something on IRC he liked, but a bunch of people thought he was talking about a boat, and he got super popular making eurotrash songs. So, here's what I imagine happened. His PR guys got to him and said 'Look, nobody knows what DotA is. Lets redo the song and music video to not be about a Warcraft 3 map.' This is the result: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXKd7uuehlw Look at him! He looks like the retarded Swedish version of Trent Reznor! The only remote reference to DotA is 1:17 into the song, where he's like 'fuck this dancing_girl.avi, time to alt tab back into the DOTA LOADING SCREEN JPEG' - and some stupid guy who obviously has never touched a computer in his life pretending to play DotA on a laptop. You'd be like 'Okay, he screwed it all up. He's mainstream now, but at least he's still repping DotA.' It doesn't end there. Cut to May 2008 - Oh, hey, Basshunter is releasing an English album. Should be good, right? WRONG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--UJwBFCV0 The song 'All I Ever Wanted'. Doesn't that music sound... familiar? HE RAPED THE DOTA SONG INTO A TERRIBLE THING. He isn't even in the goddamn music video for more then a second at the end, it's a bunch of tanned assholes circle jerking each other! FUCK FUCK I AM SO MAD AT YOU BASSHUNTER AAAUGHGHaask;dlqw Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: HaemishM on August 20, 2008, 02:25:23 PM The song 'All I Ever Wanted'. Doesn't that music sound... familiar? HE RAPED THE DOTA SONG INTO A TERRIBLE THING. Be fair. It was a terrible thing before he added the English to it. Shitty Eurotechno songs about video games makes baby Jesus cry. Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 20, 2008, 02:26:49 PM Wait. What are you complaining about? The new DOTA video is better, still has ample DOTA. Hot Chicks. Icemats. You're just complaining to complain!
To be fair though, the original Basshunter Album also had Boten Anna as an English song. He turns his geeky songs into english songs. Mostly, Nonentity, it sounds like you're not in the know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E GET WITH THE PROGRAM, SOLDIER. Yes, I have Basshunter in the car and know the album from front to back. Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 20, 2008, 02:26:59 PM The song 'All I Ever Wanted'. Doesn't that music sound... familiar? HE RAPED THE DOTA SONG INTO A TERRIBLE THING. Be fair. It was a terrible thing before he added the English to it. Shitty Eurotechno songs about video games makes baby Jesus cry. I am being fair! The shitty eurotrash gamer song at least had redeeming schtick value as a gamer song, now it has NOTHING. Now it is a hollow corpse in which to be defiled. Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 20, 2008, 02:27:49 PM Wait. What are you complaining about? The new DOTA video is better, still has ample DOTA. Hot Chicks. Icemats. You're just complaining to complain! To be fair though, the original Basshunter Album also had Boten Anna as an English song. He turns his geeky songs into english songs. Mostly, Nonentity, it sounds like you're not in the know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E GET WITH THE PROGRAM, SOLDIER. Yes, I have Basshunter in the car and know the album from front to back. Yes, I know that Boten Anna was turned into a bad english song as well, instead of about an IRC bot - more people are familiar with the DotA song, though, which was the point of my post. D: Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 20, 2008, 02:28:38 PM Your post was shitty! Your post about your post turned into a song was much better!
You just don't love Basshunter as much as me. I can see that now. You're a heathen. Admit it. HEATHEN HEATHEN Edit: I'm sorry for judging your post. Only a little though. Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 20, 2008, 02:29:32 PM LIES LIES
I just learned about this today, okay? I AM EQUALLY ENRAGED Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 20, 2008, 02:30:31 PM WELL, YOU'RE A BIT LATE ON THE TRIGGER, PAL.
I really really like the new video though. Sucka. Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 20, 2008, 02:34:28 PM Which one - the shit remake of the basement handicam AWESOME version, or the new english version with a bunch of dickholes that came out of a Gilette commercial?
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 20, 2008, 02:36:54 PM ALL 3.
Basshunter is above "making shit." Everything he touches is gold. GOLD, JERRY, GOLD. YOU'RE NOT A TRUE BELIEVER Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 20, 2008, 02:45:15 PM STOP BEING SARCASTIC ON THE INTERNET
It hurts morale! Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Engels on August 20, 2008, 03:12:56 PM (http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/82194/simmons.jpg)
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Musashi on August 20, 2008, 03:14:17 PM I loled.
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: K9 on August 20, 2008, 03:21:09 PM :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: stu on August 20, 2008, 05:48:09 PM I expected this to be about fish.
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: NiX on August 20, 2008, 08:00:52 PM Mostly, Nonentity, it sounds like you're not in the know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E Beat me to it. It's hitting the top 10 on all the stations that play anything.Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 21, 2008, 08:52:39 AM Mostly, Nonentity, it sounds like you're not in the know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E Beat me to it. It's hitting the top 10 on all the stations that play anything.That would probably explain why I hadn't heard it until my research yesterday. Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 21, 2008, 09:33:39 AM Mostly, Nonentity, it sounds like you're not in the know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E Beat me to it. It's hitting the top 10 on all the stations that play anything.Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 21, 2008, 09:37:01 AM See, now you're just being rude.
Sounds like someone just wants to get some KISSES. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 21, 2008, 09:51:45 AM Not Safe for the Rational Mind. I present to you, the best interview in the history of interviews.
nsfw http://www.popjustice.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2073&Itemid=9 nsfw Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: driph on August 21, 2008, 01:02:07 PM Not Safe for the Rational Mind. I present to you, the best interview in the history of interviews. nsfw http://www.popjustice.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2073&Itemid=9 nsfw That's pretty awesome being able to say "I like very much to use my penis" in an interview. Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Nonentity on August 21, 2008, 03:32:50 PM Well, you know, he does have tourettes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basshunter).
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: HaemishM on August 22, 2008, 08:22:01 AM Getting caught by your mom in a sex orgy is so much cooler than getting caught masturbating.
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: UD_Delt on August 22, 2008, 12:44:42 PM So disappointed...
Although, not in the same way as the rest of you though. I clicked on the title of the thread expecting so see something about the merging of: (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Bass_Masters_2000_Coverart.png) + (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Deerhunter1videogame.jpg) I was looking forward to a game based on shooting fish. Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Mrbloodworth on August 22, 2008, 12:46:47 PM ^^ Me too.
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: Lantyssa on August 22, 2008, 01:46:37 PM BassHunter 2: Shooting Fish in a Barrel
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: justdave on August 22, 2008, 02:51:17 PM God I hate being in conference calls where I have to pay just enough attention that I can't just hit mute and get real work done...
(http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/9249/basshunteryx6.jpg) Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 22, 2008, 02:54:47 PM Picture is incorrect. Using penis is definitely recommended. In fact, it's required.
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: justdave on August 22, 2008, 02:56:30 PM The folks at a good, wholesome, American company like Cabela would never recommend penis. Only bullets.
Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 22, 2008, 03:07:57 PM The folks at a good, wholesome, American company like Cabela would never recommend penis. Only bullets. They recommend whatever gets the job done. For Bass Hunter, the proper equipment is obviously penis. And if that don't work, use more penis.Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: justdave on August 22, 2008, 03:21:03 PM Actually, prepared to fight you tooth and nail, I saw the light:
(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/9231/basshunter2fe1.jpg) Title: Re: The rise and fall of Basshunter Post by: schild on August 22, 2008, 03:22:46 PM Now we're talking.
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