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Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: WayAbvPar on November 03, 2004, 11:30:11 AM This might be a little overboard (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/)
The true gem- Quote Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse. Scary picture too. Mental health is important, mmkay? Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Kenrick on November 03, 2004, 11:50:30 AM Jesus bolt! Jesus bolt!
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041102/041103_lionTaipei_hmed_2aA.hmedium.jpg) Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Paelos on November 03, 2004, 12:01:35 PM Let me guess, the guy read the story of Daniel and got carried away.
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Sky on November 03, 2004, 12:14:18 PM What a maroon. How did GWB find time to go to Taiwan?
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Tairnyn on November 03, 2004, 12:20:06 PM http://stupidevilbastard.com/index/seb/comments/god_tells_dumbass_to_jump_into_lion_pit_dumbass_obeys_gets_chewed_on/
Strange coincidence? Illuminati plot? Malicious God with a sense of humor? You be the judge. Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Fargull on November 03, 2004, 01:21:38 PM Hope the lion did not catch anything from that idiot.
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: HaemishM on November 03, 2004, 02:00:42 PM Said in best Carl (from Aqua Teen Hunger Force) voice:
"The power of Christ co... OH GOD!" Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Kenrick on November 03, 2004, 02:30:11 PM Quote from: Paelos Let me guess, the guy read the story of Daniel and got carried away. Next week, a man in Greece will be saved from the belly of a whale. Just watch. Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Ardent on November 03, 2004, 02:32:57 PM WWSD
(What Would Simba Do?) Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Aslan on November 04, 2004, 07:31:37 AM I must say, however, the guy was tasty. Kind of like rotted sushi...
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Kenrick on November 04, 2004, 07:53:53 AM Quote from: Aslan I must say, however, the guy was tasty. Kind of like rotted sushi... It's the fermented cabbage. Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Ookii on November 04, 2004, 08:49:49 AM Could someone explain what faith the lions were "previously"? And if they had none, why did he choose lions? I think gerbils would of been a better starting point to the crusades of the animal kingdom.
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Fargull on November 04, 2004, 08:51:04 AM I thought the common mythology from the christian slant was that animals are soulless, thus how the F could you save them?
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Ardent on November 04, 2004, 10:11:07 AM Maybe he thought he was a WoW hunter, and was trying to make the lion his pet.
Too bad he doesn't have talents implemented yet, he should have waited for open beta. Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: DarkDryad on November 04, 2004, 10:26:31 AM (http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041102/041103_lionTaipei_hmed_2aA.hmedium.jpg)
*ding* Your taming skill is now 38.5 Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: sidereal on November 04, 2004, 10:37:18 AM I love it when humans try to project their ridiculous hangups and neuroses onto animals, despite an endless supply of proof that they really don't give a fuck.
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Shannow on November 04, 2004, 10:37:20 AM lionbutting instead of catassing?
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Kenrick on November 04, 2004, 11:03:07 AM Quote from: sidereal I love it when humans try to project their ridiculous hangups and neuroses onto animals, despite an endless supply of proof that they really don't give a fuck. Kara the devout satanist canine would disagree. (http://www.azsamoyed.org/images/Kara-halloween3.jpg) Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: DarkDryad on November 04, 2004, 11:09:00 AM Shes the debbil I tell ya!
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: HaemishM on November 04, 2004, 11:11:55 AM Was a satanist dog's mother a human woman?
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: SirBruce on November 04, 2004, 12:51:51 PM You people asking questions - THE GUY WAS CRAZY! GET IT? HE WAS FUCKING LOONEY!
Bruce Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: kaid on November 04, 2004, 12:55:59 PM But was he crazy or did god just tell him to jump into the lions den because god was bored?
Kaid Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Paelos on November 04, 2004, 01:03:41 PM I'm bored, somebody go lick a cougar.
Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: Shannow on November 04, 2004, 01:42:18 PM Quote from: Paelos I'm bored, somebody go lick a cougar. <insert cunning linguist joke here> Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: schild on November 04, 2004, 01:51:09 PM Quote from: Shannow Quote from: Paelos I'm bored, somebody go lick a cougar. <insert cunning linguist joke here> Hahahaahaha. You said cunning linguist. Title: Converting the unwashed Post by: geldonyetich on November 04, 2004, 04:15:41 PM I don't know, the Lion probably needed a circumcision and I can understand every father's need to do it if the bible says so.
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