Title: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: schild on July 30, 2008, 06:26:13 AM I woke up to this:
Quote Video Gamers Immortalized in Space by NCsoft Sending digital time capsule with human DNA on Richard Garriott’s journey to International Space Station AUSTIN, July 30, 2008—Could you be the savior of humankind? NCsoft®, the world’s leading publisher and developer of online computer games, has announced it will launch the “Immortality Drive” – a time capsule with the digitized DNA of select video game players and space aficionados – into orbit when famed game designer Richard Garriott travels to the International Space Station in October 2008. As part of NCsoft’s “Operation Immortality,” Richard Garriott – the man who created Tabula Rasa, a massively multiplayer online (MMO) PC game that explores the destruction of Earth – is now venturing into space to save humanity. During the campaign, Tabula Rasa players have a chance to have their DNA sequenced, digitized and sent into space on the Immortality Drive. In addition, all players with active accounts on September 2, 2008 will have their Tabula Rasa characters uploaded to the device, giving them the opportunity to go to space virtually. In order to make this unique opportunity accessible to as many people as possible, free trials of the game are available at http://www.rgtr.com/trial. Garriott will place the Immortality Drive on the International Space Station when he travels there this fall. “I’ve been able to do some very exciting things in the games business, but nothing of this magnitude,” said Garriott, executive producer for Tabula Rasa at NCsoft. “I’m thrilled we can offer the once in a lifetime chance to millions of gamers to virtually go to space with me. A select few will have their DNA digitized and sent. And, theoretically, if anything happens to the human race, it could be their DNA that is used to resurrect humanity.” Starting today and lasting through August 31, 2008, anyone with a PC and an Internet connection can go to http://www.OperationImmortality.com and participate in weekly polls on humanity’s greatest achievements which will be included on the Immortality Drive, such as “What is the greatest song of all time?” and “What is the greatest technological breakthrough of all time?” Current Tabula Rasa players, or those who download and play the free trial, will also be able to enter a personal message for inclusion on the Drive. “This is your chance to leave your mark,” says Garriott. “While everyone can participate in the polls at OperationImmortality.com, Tabula Rasa players will be the only gamers in the universe who can say that a piece of them is in space, since we’re sending their in-game alter-egos, and for some, their DNA, to space with me.” Tabula Rasa, which launched November 2007, is an intense, fast-paced, sci-fi MMO PC game that puts you in the middle of the never-ending intergalactic fight for freedom against a hostile alien race called the Bane. Players use high-tech weaponry, alien powers, and the help of other Allied Free Sentients (AFS) soldiers to rid the universe of the Bane threat. With frequent free updates to players, the game world of Tabula Rasa has grown significantly since launch. Upcoming features to the game include clan-owned Control Points, new missions, and Personal Armor Units. No purchase is necessary to participate in Operation Immortality, with free trials of Richard Garriott’s Tabula Rasa available at http://www.rgtr.com/trial. The game is currently available at most major retailers and at the PlayNC® store. The retail box includes the first month of online game play. After the first month, players will be charged a monthly subscription fee of US$14.99. The game is rated Teen by the Entertainment Software Rating Board. For information about Operation Immortality, including full terms and conditions, go to http://www.OperationImmortality.com. For information on Richard Garriott’s Tabula Rasa go to http://www.rgtr.com. I think I threw up a little. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Slayerik on July 30, 2008, 06:32:44 AM He's lost it folks. And shame on you NCSoft. That has got to be the most convoluted and hysterical cry for subs I have ever seen.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Trippy on July 30, 2008, 06:33:43 AM Desperate times call for desperate measures. :drill:
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Nebu on July 30, 2008, 06:35:02 AM Quote Richard Garriott – the man who created Tabula Rasa, a massively multiplayer online (MMO) PC game that explores the destruction of Earth – is now venturing into space to save humanity. Operation Human Asteroid Shield, engaged. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 30, 2008, 06:37:08 AM Hes going to clone a subscriber base.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Abelian75 on July 30, 2008, 06:38:04 AM That is glorious.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Draegan on July 30, 2008, 06:55:14 AM You gotta give him credit. He's putting your avatar IN SPACE. Like real life space. SPACE!
..as in OUTER space. God damnit man. Don't you see? Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Nebu on July 30, 2008, 07:00:04 AM (http://www.darylandallyson.com/images/photo_nerds13.jpg)
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: lac on July 30, 2008, 07:02:28 AM Quote if anything happens to the human race, it could be their DNA that is used to resurrect humanity.” Only to become extinct in one generation because they were all maleTitle: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Jayce on July 30, 2008, 07:07:23 AM Quote if anything happens to the human race, it could be their DNA that is used to resurrect humanity.” Only to become extinct in one generation because they were all male:awesome_for_real: Also, I'm not sure I'd want to be around for a newly ressurected human race that was composed of gamers and game designers. Not that I don't like you people, but.. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: HaemishM on July 30, 2008, 07:49:08 AM ...
Fuck. They're going to be able to clone catasses. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Yegolev on July 30, 2008, 09:09:31 AM How does Garriott still have a job?
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Salamok on July 30, 2008, 09:19:04 AM How does Garriott still have a job? he has a long resume and the people he works for don't speak english. Personally I think the entire DNA collection part of this is a scam, he just wants to clone 10-20 schilds to serve as paiges in his new castle. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: schild on July 30, 2008, 09:19:53 AM Talk about peasant revolt. Those clones would eat him. Literally, with some Tabasco. My clones don't play.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Lantyssa on July 30, 2008, 09:57:15 AM ...
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: HaemishM on July 30, 2008, 10:01:49 AM Well, if they pick the DNA samples only from Tabula Rasa players, how will they ever fill 20 slots? I guess that's why they let survey users qualify as well.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Lantyssa on July 30, 2008, 10:10:34 AM They want to look for genetic markers which predispose people to playing crappy games.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: WindupAtheist on July 30, 2008, 10:23:39 AM I love Richard Garriot. Just when you start to think everyone in MMO gaming is crazy, Lord British decides to build a castle on the moon or some shit, and it puts everything back into perspective.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: lac on July 30, 2008, 11:13:41 AM He sure took this 'shooting your dna towards space' thing to a new level.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: kildorn on July 30, 2008, 11:30:11 AM ...
I don't think that's what the Explorer archetype means, Garriot. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Soln on July 30, 2008, 11:38:52 AM at least he'll know the code for those people who like his work. Or are insane.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Lucas on July 30, 2008, 11:59:24 AM What a genius.
I want to be his little puppy :pedobear: :heart: Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: apocrypha on July 30, 2008, 12:55:47 PM What a genius. It's such a fine, fine line between that and madness, eh? Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Lucas on July 30, 2008, 01:06:36 PM What a genius. It's such a fine, fine line between that and madness, eh? Exactly...EXACTLY!! :drill: Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: WayAbvPar on July 30, 2008, 02:29:39 PM He sure took this 'shooting your dna towards space' thing to a new level. Well played, sir. Now go find a Kleenex or a sock or something and towel yourself off. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Ghambit on July 30, 2008, 02:29:49 PM Having your DNA sequenced is not cheap. The crumbiest sequencing job runs $1000+. If it were me I would've ran this promotion when the hybrid player-race was introduced back when the whole DNA-corruption lore was in place. Now, it just seems stupid.
I'd prefer to have my DNA sequenced and the results giviin BACK to me and analyzed by geneticists - not shot into space with RG. I do hope they winners get the former at least. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Nebu on July 30, 2008, 02:34:44 PM Assuming for a moment that, by some infinitessimal chance, another life form is not only able to travel the crazy distance to get here but also find us in the vastness of space... What the fuck is a DNA sequence going to mean to them anyway?
"Oh look Bob, it's GGAGAGATCCTAGAGAGAGGAGGTTTCCAA." People still think the universe revolves around the Earth. It cracks me up. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: tazelbain on July 30, 2008, 02:38:07 PM I still not sure this could ever possibly "save humanity".
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: K9 on July 30, 2008, 02:40:01 PM Assuming for a moment that, by some infinitessimal chance, another life form is not only able to travel the crazy distance to get here but also find us in the vastness of space... What the fuck is a DNA sequence going to mean to them anyway? "Oh look Bob, it's GGAGAGATCCTAGAGAGAGGAGGTTTCCAA." People still think the universe revolves around the Earth. It cracks me up. There is also the problem that only two people in the whole world have ever had their entire genome sequenced, and I doubt NCSoft has either the cash or the generousity to add to this number, so the morsel of your DNA that gets sent up will be absolutely meaningless, even before you consider what you said :grin: Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: tmp on July 30, 2008, 02:49:47 PM the morsel of your DNA that gets sent up will be absolutely meaningless, even before you consider what you said :grin: Results may be interesting though. I'm suddenly reminded of that screenshot featuring horse head as veteran reward or whatever it was...Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Fabricated on July 30, 2008, 02:52:22 PM CHART A COURSE TO THE PIZZA SECTOR, WARP 5!
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Hawkbit on July 30, 2008, 03:05:18 PM Assuming for a moment that, by some infinitessimal chance, another life form is not only able to travel the crazy distance to get here but also find us in the vastness of space... What the fuck is a DNA sequence going to mean to them anyway? "Oh look Bob, it's GGAGAGATCCTAGAGAGAGGAGGTTTCCAA." People still think the universe revolves around the Earth. It cracks me up. It's all math, man. Give them the chemical primers for GATC molecules and how the strand is formed then they'll have a good idea how to start. The structure (form and chemistry) of DNA has been one of the few things that has shaken up my athiest nature. It's too perfect, really. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Nebu on July 30, 2008, 03:08:22 PM All the DNA in the world will not a person make. It's a blueprint. Without intimate working knowledge of all the associated machinery, the sequence is worthless.
This message brought to you by the science nerds of america. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: lamaros on July 30, 2008, 03:47:18 PM Who the fuck wouldn't want to go to space? Garriott is crazy because he's managed to turn this desire into a stupid promotion too? Why? If someone comes up to me and says "Hey, do you want to go to space?" I'd respond will "hell yeah", even with the association with some insane promotion.
I don't know how he's organised things, but I assume that the costs are not cheap, so any attempt to squeeze more money out of Tabula Rasa at the same time makes sense. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Ratman_tf on July 30, 2008, 04:40:41 PM ... Fuck. They're going to be able to clone catasses. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWyxvDrznhI&feature=related Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: UnSub on July 30, 2008, 06:22:35 PM Tabula Rasa: is paying to send gamer DNA into space, still doesn't have official forums.
... we should consider getting in on the Operation Immortality survey though. Best song evah? Why "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, of course! Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Salamok on July 30, 2008, 06:34:47 PM Who the fuck wouldn't want to go to space? Garriott is crazy because he's managed to turn this desire into a stupid promotion too? Why? If someone comes up to me and says "Hey, do you want to go to space?" I'd respond will "hell yeah", even with the association with some insane promotion. I don't know how he's organised things, but I assume that the costs are not cheap, so any attempt to squeeze more money out of Tabula Rasa at the same time makes sense. he's pretty much admitted that it is going to cost him the bulk of his fortune, but WTF he already has the castle built. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Rendakor on July 30, 2008, 10:26:50 PM ... we should consider getting in on the Operation Immortality survey though. Best song evah? Why "Barbie Girl" by Aqua, of course! in before rickrollTitle: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: apocrypha on July 30, 2008, 11:33:34 PM All the DNA in the world will not a person make. It's a blueprint. Without intimate working knowledge of all the associated machinery, the sequence is worthless. This message brought to you by the science nerds of america. Totally this ^^. Not to mention that even if, by some impossible Hollywood miracle, you could create a living creature from just it's DNA you'd have no clue whatsoever to the social environment in which it should live. Richard fucking Dawkins has so much to answer for. Biological determinism is so firmly entrenched now that people actually believe that the Human Genome Project was a worthwhile way to spend billions of £$€. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: MahrinSkel on July 31, 2008, 12:28:18 AM Richard fucking Dawkins has so much to answer for. Biological determinism is so firmly entrenched now that people actually believe that the Human Genome Project was a worthwhile way to spend billions of £$€. Not so much, no. Although the evolutionary and neurological psychologists have exploded the "Blank Slate" theory into a million tiny pieces and taken most of traditional psychology and sociology with them, that doesn't mean we've reverted back to biological determinism. Genes are not destiny, they are pre-disposition. And you can't blame Dawkins that the experimental data from neuro-psych and genetic screening has shown that the Blank Slate was so much ideological twaddle.--Dave Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Endie on July 31, 2008, 01:14:31 AM Well, thank God that at least Mr garriot has seen the Last Starfighter and heeded its message.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: apocrypha on July 31, 2008, 01:55:29 AM Not so much, no. Although the evolutionary and neurological psychologists have exploded the "Blank Slate" theory into a million tiny pieces and taken most of traditional psychology and sociology with them, that doesn't mean we've reverted back to biological determinism. Genes are not destiny, they are pre-disposition. And you can't blame Dawkins that the experimental data from neuro-psych and genetic screening has shown that the Blank Slate was so much ideological twaddle. --Dave Well that's excellent if the determinism is being squashed, and to be fair I don't really blame Dawkins for it in the first place, it's just that he was the most visible public mouthpiece for that whole ideology for a long time, and it's most successful popular exponent of it. Also, when you say "we've" who do you mean really? Cos I don't think much of the establishment - particularly educational policy makers and huge swathes of the mainstream media - have abandoned determinism at all yet. And, surely, back on track slightly, the whole notion of firing some DNA off into space has that kind of old school determinism firmly behind it? Apart from the obvious it's-just-stupid-publicity-from-a-lunatic angle of course :p Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: K9 on July 31, 2008, 02:02:34 AM Richard fucking Dawkins has so much to answer for. Biological determinism is so firmly entrenched now that people actually believe that the Human Genome Project was a worthwhile way to spend billions of £$€. The human genome project was possibly the best investment humankind has made in the last hundred years. Although I think I'd agree with you to an extent that people have come to believe that genes are the sole root of many things. This is mainly because the principles of genetic inheritence and heritability haven't been well explained to the public, and often aren't well understood by the scientific establishment. It annoys me when the BBC or some other new source has a big headline outlining some new genetic cause of a human condition, as if it were the only cause. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Rake on July 31, 2008, 02:05:12 AM The Bane are coming. It's the end of the world!
Quick get on board the second ship with all the games developers, sales and marketing and telephone sanitizers. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Endie on July 31, 2008, 03:23:22 AM It's just a bit much to make it so restrictive like this: I remember when the Mars Explorer probe went off they sent your name on a CD or something for free. I still have my certificate saying congratulations to Goatface Hepsibah Leperking III on my eternal monument on the red planet. Obligatory "they could send the genomes of the entire TR player base on a couple of old vinyl 33s..." comment.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Signe on July 31, 2008, 07:38:41 AM His dad probably helped him get this gig, no? He was probably into space before he was into games.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Salamok on July 31, 2008, 09:06:46 AM His dad probably helped him get this gig, no? He was probably into space before he was into games. no, I heard he is paying $30mil to hitch a ride with the russians. Doesn't seem like much of a deal as I thought the standard spacefare for that was $20mil. So either the ruskies are upcharging him for being him or they are upcharging him for that bottle of schilds Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: schild on July 31, 2008, 09:09:33 AM $30M? Wut. Really. You know I probably read that some here. But given the disaster TR was, frankly, if I were him, I'd be ashamed and weep in a corner all day. But probably not, since I'd also be bugfuck crazy.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Lantyssa on July 31, 2008, 10:48:23 AM I still not sure this could ever possibly "save humanity". If this is what is needed to save humanity, we're not worth the effort of doing so.Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Grand Design on August 01, 2008, 03:44:35 AM In my mind, I fast forward ten thousand years to the space-monkey super race that humanity becomes and wonder if they will use that DNA to create a race of homo sapiens pets. Thanks for enslaving humanity, Garriot. Asswipe.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: CharlieMopps on August 01, 2008, 05:29:09 AM I've begun construction on my low orbit anti-satellite missile. I've got the propulsion and guidance systems done... I just need one of you guys to ride on the nose-cone and Corp-Por his ass when we get close.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Sir T on August 01, 2008, 08:46:31 AM *Aliens Find DNA code*
"Imperious leader, how shall we create this being. we have the DNA, but what are the rest of the components?" "Hang on theres something else coming in..." *MMPORG Gamer recipe* 2% Muscle, mostly concentrated on finger muscles (all the better to forum spam about how great you are) 5% Bone 25% Arrogance (see also Thinly Hidden Inferiority Complex) 68% Lard *moment of uncomfortable silence* "Imperious leader. I have accidentally hit the delete key." "Damn, how could you?" "I don't know how I will be able to live with myself, master." Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Salamok on August 01, 2008, 09:35:32 AM they should just send uber baby's DNA that way if by some miracle the aliens do find it and by some other miracle actually can understand or clone it, then it will at least be awesome.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Lucas on August 01, 2008, 11:07:46 AM Nothing to see here. Just wanted to check if my Jesus Garriott avatar worked.
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: schild on August 01, 2008, 11:08:33 AM I'd pay to see him fight Raptor Jesus.
TWO CRAZIES ENTER, ONE CRAZY LEAVES. Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Tale on August 01, 2008, 11:07:42 PM Oh yeah anybody want a 5-day "try Tabula Rasa" key?
I resubscribed in a moment of boredom and can again invite 4 people to try the game. What I need is a PM with your email address (make sure it's the email address you're going to use for the trial subscription, so that when you sign up to send your DNA into space, I win free gaming time I'll never use). Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: CharlieMopps on August 02, 2008, 09:54:13 AM In 50,000 years the aliens can rebuild you from your DNA to tell you "Sorry, Tabula Rasa still sucks."
Title: Re: I...I... don't even know what to say Post by: Bzalthek on August 02, 2008, 12:43:29 PM In 50,000 years the aliens can rebuild you from your DNA to tell you "Sorry, Tabula Rasa still sucks." But WoW just released it's 4th expansion. |