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Title: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Triforcer on July 16, 2008, 06:30:22 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1428128.ece

What age of girls are supposed to buy Barbies again? 


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Signe on July 16, 2008, 06:43:27 PM
It says it's supposed to be some superhero lady.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: JWIV on July 17, 2008, 01:02:26 AM
It says it's supposed to be some superhero lady.

Black Canary

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Canary

(http://www.geocities.com/clarkent188/black_canary_ani03.gif)


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Sir T on July 17, 2008, 03:41:05 AM
I find it disturbing that her belly is wobbling up and down in time to her boobs.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Sky on July 17, 2008, 06:41:15 AM
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But religious group Christian Voice said: “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.
Someone needs a cock in the mouth.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Lantyssa on July 17, 2008, 06:44:11 AM
I want that outfit.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Paelos on July 17, 2008, 08:56:48 AM
I want that outfit.

Pics or it didn't happen.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Merusk on July 17, 2008, 09:15:09 AM
I want that outfit.

Pics or it didn't happen.  :awesome_for_real:

If we could get pics, I'm sure Lant could setup a donation button that would more than pay for the outfit.  :drill:


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: apocrypha on July 17, 2008, 11:31:57 AM
"kinky fishnets, motorcycle jacket, black gloves and boots"

How is that S&M? And this is the same Sun that has.. no.. wait.. IT'S A TARP!!11


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Lantyssa on July 18, 2008, 12:03:00 PM
Get me the outfit and I'll consider pics. :-P

(That way I'm not stuck with the bill after chickening out...)


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: IainC on July 18, 2008, 12:26:38 PM
Ah yes, The Sun, that colossus in the field of measured and sober reporting.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Ookii on July 18, 2008, 12:28:06 PM
Get me the outfit and I'll consider pics. :-P

(That way I'm not stuck with the bill after chickening out...)

Now we can't complete the "Ladies of F13" calendar we were planning.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Samwise on July 18, 2008, 01:41:58 PM
If all it takes is buying her the outfit, I move we have a donation drive.  Unfortunately "black canary costume" isn't turning up as many shopping links as I'd like, but I bet we can put something together.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Merusk on July 18, 2008, 02:00:14 PM
You fail, Sam! 

http://www.leatherobsession.com/lebowizi.html

Or the more modest but less true to the source:

http://www.boundbyleather.com/servlet/the-9/Ladies-Custom-Bodysuit-Catsuit/Detail

Fishnets are easy to find anywhere, as is a black coat and calf boots.

* The above are NSFW.. which I'd hope you'd figure out by the URLs "Leather Obsession" and "Bound By Leather"   :grin: (For you, Pae.)


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Paelos on July 21, 2008, 09:51:02 PM
Wow, don't click those at work. That zipper on the second one looks dangerous.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Morat20 on July 22, 2008, 08:59:10 AM
Wow, don't click those at work. That zipper on the second one looks dangerous.
I know way too many people who probably shop at those websites.

That said, I'm fond of the "kinky fishnets" bit. Do they mean there are non-kinky fishnets? Or that all fishnets are kinky?


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: apocrypha on July 22, 2008, 12:24:28 PM
I know way too many people who probably shop at those websites.

That said, I'm fond of the "kinky fishnets" bit. Do they mean there are non-kinky fishnets? Or that all fishnets are kinky?

I thought it would be amusing to post a picture of a non-kinky fishnet here, you know, with like, fish in it. So I typed "fishnet" into google and hit the image search.

Argh. :uhrr:


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Sir T on July 22, 2008, 12:52:01 PM

I thought it would be amusing to post a picture of a non-kinky fishnet here, you know, with like, fish in it. So I typed "fishnet" into google and hit the image search.

Argh. :uhrr:

Must... not... do.. it....

*Tapitty tapitty Click*

ARRGH!!!


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Merusk on July 22, 2008, 01:32:40 PM
Argh?

Do you guys hate boobs or something?  Nice pics.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Paelos on July 22, 2008, 02:38:57 PM
Argh?

Do you guys hate boobs or something?  Nice pics.

No, but given your choice of avatar I'm not sure I love them as much as you.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: NowhereMan on July 23, 2008, 03:49:45 AM
It only takes 4 pages to get to pictures that aren't of scantily clad women. I'm honestly surprised it wasn't into double figures.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Xerapis on July 24, 2008, 04:56:22 AM
Nothing will beat the day that I was teaching the expression "eager beaver" to one of my Korean students, only to find out he didn't know what a beaver was.

Genius that I am, I typed 'beaver' into GIS to show him the ANIMAL.

~sigh~

At least the student found it highly entertaining.


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Righ on July 24, 2008, 10:24:01 PM
Argh?

Do you guys hate boobs or something?  Nice pics.

If you say so:

http://www.post-apocalypse.co.uk/wota/wotafishnet.jpg


Title: Re: Barbie says: you need discipline.
Post by: Trippy on July 24, 2008, 10:35:26 PM
Nothing will beat the day that I was teaching the expression "eager beaver" to one of my Korean students, only to find out he didn't know what a beaver was.

Genius that I am, I typed 'beaver' into GIS to show him the ANIMAL.

~sigh~

At least the student found it highly entertaining.
So why did you have Safe Search explicitly turned off? :awesome_for_real: