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Top ho good jolly, wots all this then?  I've got margerine in me knickers, govna.   Spot of tea, little crumpet?   Blimey!

(P.S. There's a method to this madness.)

How rare!

Fucking fake Brits.

And I'd like to take this time to single out you American fucksticks who use terms like "bloody" and "arse" in your posts.  You are not sophisticated, well travelled, or clever.  You are, however, a douchebag.

I'm Scottish. Scotland was still part of Britain last time I checked.

I'm talking about Geldon. We've spoken on Teamspeak, righ, remember?

I thought you were addled from the whiskEy. Damn foreign muck.

Righ I may be heading back to Scotland for Xmas this year. I came last year but didnt know ya than. Anywho I'll let ya know and mayve we can have a pint or twelve

Yes, I'm totally a fake brit, I'm actually in the pacific northwest of the USA.   I would like to go to the Isles some time.   My Math teacher, last name of Mitchell, is in the US on a greencard and has a pretty cool accent and mannerisms.

(The method to the madness behind this message is I needed to do something somewhat out of character in order to get some reactions to violating a folkway for a sociology assignment.   I had told my instructor that it seemed fairly unlikely I'd get reactions for such a thing because most people on message boards are innoculated from trolling, but she replied that in itself would make for an interesting paper, so it was done.   So, much like Raph with a new MMORPG concept, this was all one big sociology experiment.   On the upshot, I didn't charge you subscription.)

Yep, figured it was some intellectual, collegiately inspired douchey.

Hm, I think most people reading your post would assume it was (a) not sincere and (b) trolling. I'm not willing to say if others perceive those as being in or out of character for you. Something that caused people to at least consider it being serious would seem to be a neccessary pre-condition for a valid result.

... but you've missed your chance to suddenly declare your hidden love for a chosen high profile poster, so there's another humorous opportunity for board drama lost :)

Only if you drop in on NJ on the way there or back. I'm a US permanent resident, and I'm too fucking Scottish to pay Xmas air fares.

I sometimes say "hella" (yes, I admit it) and I'm not from the west coast...sometimes you just pick things up.

I also say "whole nother" like "that's a whole nother story."

How is saying something really stupid considered 'somewhat out of character' for you?

Because this time it was deliberate?

Did it have a filter for the accent ?  The only time I went on one of those speak things, I got the piss taken out of me for sounding like one of Blizzards dwarves....

Stop talking about Geldon.  The more we talk about him, the more chance he'll end up banned again.  And I like Geldon.  He makes me giggle.

I must admit i live in New England and have taken to saying wicked.

I am a douchebag.

Its funny though to hear my american wife saying 'bloody hell' though.

Take your 'violating the folkway' to the cornholing thread, plzkthx.

There's no American accent like a straight Southern drawl. The rest are just silly.

Y'all come on back now, cause we're fixin to head on down to watch the NASCAR. Younta come with us?

You bloody arse.

Here's a quick link (http://www.effingpot.com/slang.shtml) to help y'all appear British to us.

I used to live near Effingham.

Yes, we lived near there back when it was still called Fuckingham.

I'm sure that never got old.

I knew you when you were still called S-child.