Title: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Chimpy on July 09, 2008, 09:02:10 AM Teenager finds bat asleep in bra. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/norfolk/7496923.stm)
I could not help but chuckle at this. Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Murgos on July 09, 2008, 09:40:39 AM Quote 34FF :drill:Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: WayAbvPar on July 09, 2008, 10:24:12 AM "When asked for a comment, the bat exclaimed "Brrrrrrrrroppppppppmmmmmmmmmm!""
Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: voodoolily on July 09, 2008, 10:35:16 AM "When asked for a comment, the bat exclaimed "Brrrrrrrrroppppppppmmmmmmmmmm!"" :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Nevermore on July 09, 2008, 10:39:50 AM Quote 34FF :drill:She probably couldn't feel it because she was distracted by the constant back pain. :ye_gods: Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Lantyssa on July 09, 2008, 11:33:42 AM Quote Perhaps I should have left it there and given it a good home The absolute best quote from that. ;DTitle: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 09, 2008, 12:19:07 PM They never provide pics when you want them..... :?
Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Brogarn on July 09, 2008, 12:41:57 PM They never provide pics when you want them..... :? I know! I feel I can't really get into this story without pics. You know, of the bat being rescued from the depths of her bra or whatever the hell happened. Boobs! :drillf: Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Merusk on July 10, 2008, 03:14:22 AM With picture:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html No boobs, just her and the bra. Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: schild on July 10, 2008, 03:21:41 AM Tits or GTFO.
Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: JWIV on July 10, 2008, 03:57:50 AM Tits or GTFO. Lazy bastards http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=209737&in_page_id=2 Also, shouldn't we fix the subject to cosy since the Brits have an irrational hatred of the letter z? Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Signe on July 10, 2008, 05:37:53 AM Geez. A family of midgets could live in that bra!
Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Engels on July 10, 2008, 05:48:42 AM Geez. A family of midgets could live in that bra! Signe, envy is unbecoming in a lady. Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: WayAbvPar on July 10, 2008, 07:16:37 AM Wow, she is about a quarter the size I expected. Not many FF cups in the non-morbidly obese category.
Lucky bat. Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Signe on July 10, 2008, 07:50:23 AM I couldn't use my keyboard if I had titties that big. Seriously. I'd be getting them caught in car doors, too. I'd break my nose running up or down stairs. I'd lose stuff in my cleavage, like keys and my cats. I'd flip forward while attempting to water ski. I'd never see my feet again.
So many things! Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Chimpy on July 10, 2008, 08:01:35 AM Wow, she is about a quarter the size I expected. Not many FF cups in the non-morbidly obese category. Lucky bat. ^that Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Mrbloodworth on July 10, 2008, 08:34:34 AM With picture: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html No boobs, just her and the bra. I cannot grasp the scope of the sitituation with that image. Tits or GTFO. Lazy bastards http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=209737&in_page_id=2 Also, shouldn't we fix the subject to cosy since the Brits have an irrational hatred of the letter z? New bat country logo, asap. Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Chimpy on July 10, 2008, 08:58:10 AM New bat country logo, asap. But wouldn't you have to change the motto to "We CAN/MUST/WILL stop here, this is Bat Country!" ? :drill: Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Sky on July 10, 2008, 10:04:30 AM This isn't Bat Country. It's Bat Country FF!
Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Morat20 on July 10, 2008, 10:10:54 AM My wife's, um, assets are in roughly that category. She assures me she'd notice a bat.
I certainly hope someone thought to check for rabies. Generally bats don't, you know, go flying into stuff or hang around inside of bras if they're feeling 100%. Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: WayAbvPar on July 10, 2008, 10:15:42 AM Quote My wife's, um, assets are in roughly that category. Everything IS bigger in Texas! Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: MrHat on July 10, 2008, 11:32:07 AM Uh, pics or it didn't happen?
Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: voodoolily on July 10, 2008, 12:39:57 PM My wife's, um, assets are in roughly that category. She assures me she'd notice a bat. I certainly hope someone thought to check for rabies. Generally bats don't, you know, go flying into stuff or hang around inside of bras if they're feeling 100%. edit: nevermind Title: Re: I bet it was cozy... Post by: Righ on August 02, 2008, 08:48:30 AM I certainly hope someone thought to check for rabies. She probably checked for a bite or scratch first. There have only been half a dozen cases of EBLV in the UK in the last 20 years resulting in a single human infection. Island advantage. |