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Title: Fear my Segway Post by: Oban on July 01, 2008, 02:03:45 PM Chinese SWAT team shows off their new rides, segways and a pickup truck. Um... isn't SWAT about instilling fear through overwhelming force so no one is actually killed?
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/xin_472060530221542113530100.jpg) (http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/xin_47206053022155785097101.jpg) Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: schild on July 01, 2008, 02:06:22 PM Well. It is a bitching segway.
Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Oban on July 01, 2008, 02:07:58 PM I bet those white stripes on the wheels glow in the dark.
Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Nerf on July 01, 2008, 02:22:21 PM Not tactical enough, that segway needs a bayonet on it.
Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: acerogue26 on July 01, 2008, 08:24:38 PM Don't forget blades on the wheels a la chariots.
Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Oban on July 03, 2008, 08:44:23 PM Clearly China's one Segway policy is not working.
(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/xinsrc_2920705030751296250187.jpg) Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Lakov_Sanite on July 03, 2008, 11:12:40 PM I feel like china is pulling an andy kauffman of epic proportion on the entire world here.
Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: lac on July 04, 2008, 06:06:36 AM (http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2003/08/09/business/09SEGWAY.cop.jpg)
Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: schild on July 04, 2008, 09:31:00 AM (http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2003/08/09/business/09SEGWAY.cop.jpg) VAT IS DAT CRAZEH TECHNOLOGIE? Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Oban on July 04, 2008, 01:01:00 PM He is probably thinking, "that goyum is breaking at least three shabbat laws, maybe even up to six!".
Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Lantyssa on July 05, 2008, 06:30:41 AM He is probably thinking, "that goyum is breaking at least three shabbat laws, maybe even up to six!". I would guess more along the lines of, "He looks like a fookin' idiot on that thing. NERD!"Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Salamok on July 07, 2008, 10:06:56 AM i guess it had to be done didn't it?
(http://devotia.com/img/darthsegway.jpg) Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Chimpy on July 07, 2008, 11:44:55 AM Needs to be the Chinese SWAT model though.
That one is too pastel for Darth. Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Salamok on July 07, 2008, 11:51:51 AM Needs to be the Chinese SWAT model though. That one is too pastel for Darth. true but the genius of it is that i didn't even have to photochop it, it was like the number 2 google result for "darth vader segway" and probably predates (maybe even inspired) the chinese swat pics. Title: Re: Fear my Segway Post by: Sky on July 09, 2008, 08:44:11 AM (http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/political-pictures-segway-seals-diabolical-terrorists.jpg)
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