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Title: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Fabricated on June 28, 2008, 08:35:04 AM
A funny PVP strip. (http://www.pvponline.com/2008/06/27/lets-go-exploring/)


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Selby on June 28, 2008, 08:50:45 AM
I guess I'll be the first to say that it wasn't overly funny in any way.  Maybe I'm missing something though...


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Nebu on June 28, 2008, 08:51:29 AM
I guess I'll be the first to say that it wasn't overly funny in any way.  Maybe I'm missing something though...

I thought that as well.  You are the first to say it though. 


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Merusk on June 28, 2008, 08:55:19 AM
The lead-up strips set it up better. Otherwise it just looks like a horrible strip where a kid dies.

It's still not ha ha-hi-larious.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Fabricated on June 28, 2008, 08:58:32 AM
The lead-up strips set it up better. Otherwise it just looks like a horrible strip where a kid dies.

It's still not ha ha-hi-larious.
It's still funny on its own IMO. About the only amusing thing Kurtz has done.

Spoilers: It's funny because he dies


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Selby on June 28, 2008, 09:14:28 AM
Spoilers: It's funny because he dies
Well sure, but I still read the lead-in strips and couldn't find myself really amused.  Maybe there is more backstory that I am missing beyond the last 4 panes.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: schild on June 28, 2008, 09:16:07 AM
Right up my alley and I didn't even give it a chuckle.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Fabricated on June 28, 2008, 09:17:49 AM
Spoilers: It's funny because he dies
Well sure, but I still read the lead-in strips and couldn't find myself really amused.  Maybe there is more backstory that I am missing beyond the last 4 panes.
I'm chalking the lack of response here up to not knowing the utter banality of the strip as a whole. It slayed everyone on the depressing amount of communities I visit, but most knew how decidedly unfunny PVP usually is.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Selby on June 28, 2008, 09:20:12 AM
I'm chalking the lack of response here up to not knowing the utter banality of the strip as a whole.
Well yeah, it's boring.  So I don't read it or even really remember much about it since the last time I read it was like 5-6 years ago.  There have been the occasional funny strip in that timeframe that has been linked, this one just missed the mark with me.  The more I think and discuss it, sure I'll concede it was probably funny, but fuck do I really need to think that hard about a comic strip to get a laugh?


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: schild on June 28, 2008, 09:21:03 AM
I know how unfunny PVPOnline is. So I stopped reading it. This one is really no different.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Abagadro on June 28, 2008, 09:26:47 AM
That's like a Family Circus level of unfunny.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Fabricated on June 28, 2008, 09:28:23 AM
Welp, successful thread.  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: HAMMER FRENZY on June 29, 2008, 05:42:52 AM
God, Jesus Fucking Christ that Strip is awful. That guy needs to just stop. Stop.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: tkinnun0 on June 29, 2008, 06:43:32 AM
What a wasted opportunity. Here's how you fix your Calvin and Hobbes spoof:

Get rid of panels 2, 3 and 4. Replace them with a floating panel that overlaps panels 1 and 5. In that floating panel, show: the edge of a cliff, their broken cart, the characters tumbling through air, and them saying something profound.

If you can't think of anything more profound for them to say than "n-nuh oh n-noooo t-t-tooo f-f-f-f-aasssttt", READ MORE CALVIN AND HOBBES!


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Engels on June 29, 2008, 07:01:38 AM
I can't believe that most of you seem to have never heard of the comic. It was one of the first ones out there for MMO-dom.

Not that its much good, mind you. Had a little something early early on, but ya, its newspaper worthy.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: NiX on June 29, 2008, 07:43:15 AM
I don't think it's that people here don't know it. I think it's that the comic sucks.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: WindupAtheist on June 29, 2008, 08:16:35 AM
The one previous, with the kid throwing the kitten over the fence to distract the pit bull, was worth a grin.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Lantyssa on June 29, 2008, 08:24:09 AM
Uh, so why is a kid dying funny?

Maybe I'm broken, but without context it's quite the opposite.

Edit: Is it me, or has his art actually gotten worse over time?  I quit reading around the time he decided to redo the looks of one of the recurring characters (Marcy?) and thought it was a horrible redesign.  I went back a few strips to see if I could find the funny, and detested how the art design has evolved since I stopped reading.

By the way, a brat with no redeming features dying isn't funny.  At least not the way Kurtz writes.  The character sucks so badly I can't even be bothered to hate him.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Triforcer on June 29, 2008, 09:41:23 AM
As a Calvin and Hobbes aficonado, I laughed.  I can see how it would be horribly unfunny if you didn't have that background, though. 


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Merusk on June 29, 2008, 03:22:33 PM
Edit: Is it me, or has his art actually gotten worse over time?  I quit reading around the time he decided to redo the looks of one of the recurring characters (Marcy?) and thought it was a horrible redesign.  I went back a few strips to see if I could find the funny, and detested how the art design has evolved since I stopped reading.

He's playing with his new digital pad recently instead of drawing then scanning.  It's fucking with line weights something fierce and makes certain things look awful or way out of place.   In short, he's fallen into the same trap that hits a lot of digital artists, the ability to zoom-in.

You spend a lot of time making a detail work "just so" only to discover when it's printed or on a 1680X1050 screen that, oh, it's only about 1/4" high.  Whoops.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Triforcer on June 29, 2008, 08:15:03 PM
Speaking of people that are nutsmashingly unfunny 99% of the time but very occasionally hit the comedy jackpot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KhsSsdzxQo


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: HaemishM on June 30, 2008, 07:33:05 AM
Bah, PVP is funny at times, though this one just doesn't bring the funny at all. It's not funny enough to follow on a regular basis, but it doesn't suck monkey ass.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: Draegan on June 30, 2008, 09:34:54 AM
Awful strip that seems to just take from Calvin and Hobbes.


Title: Re: Behold, something more rare than gold, diamonds, or platinum.
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 30, 2008, 10:00:03 AM
I haven't read PvP in several years. Now I remember why.