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Title: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: Yegolev on June 23, 2008, 06:47:08 AM I'm on wireless for most everything, but maybe some of you want one.
http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/06/21/some-early-reviews-of-denons-500-ethernet-cable/ Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: schild on June 23, 2008, 06:56:27 AM 59 inches.
That's not so bad, right. Just under $10 an inch. Surely it's incredibly. Surely. Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: Yegolev on June 23, 2008, 07:00:28 AM Coincidentally, my going rate is also $10 per inch.
Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: Sky on June 23, 2008, 07:00:41 AM Coincidentally, my going rate is also $10 per inch. So....ten bucks?Quote Check the boxes next to the tags you consider relevant or enter your own tags in the field below. snake oil (346) ripoff (305) waste of money (282) throwing your money away (259) unconscionable (238) stupid (206) pure garbage (178) immoral (177) Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: schild on June 23, 2008, 07:02:01 AM damnit, beaten. Was about to post the tags.
Edit: But you left off my favorite one. harry potter (38) Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: schild on June 23, 2008, 07:06:59 AM Fuckit. This needs all the tags:
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Quote What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item? 24% buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl 4.3 out of 5 stars (214) Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: Grand Design on June 23, 2008, 10:17:45 AM My favorite feature:
"The connector features a rounded plug lever to prevent bending or breaking and direction marks to indicate correct direction for connecting cable." Some of those reviews are priceless. I started to quote my favorites, but there are too many. Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: bhodikhan on June 23, 2008, 11:03:08 AM Hell. I need one of these. If I hook the cable up backwards I can listen for hidden messages in my music! :ye_gods:
Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: Oban on June 23, 2008, 11:09:38 AM Hell. I need one of these. If I hook the cable up backwards I can listen for hidden messages in my music! :ye_gods: Cheaper to just burn your mp3s to cd and then use one of these: (http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/121067KPro_w.jpg) Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: Yegolev on June 23, 2008, 11:35:29 AM Quote It gets me closer to The Lord, June 11, 2008 By G. P. If I could use a rusty boxcutter to carve a new orifice in my body that's compatible with this link cable, I would already be doing it. I can just imagine the pure musical goodness that would flow through this cable into the wound and fill me completely -- like white, holy light. Holding this cable in my hands actually makes me feel that much closer to the Lord Jesus Christ. I only make $6.25/hr at Jack In The Box, but I saved up for three months so I could have this cable. It sits in a shrine I constructed next to my futon in Mother's basement. I only gave it four stars in my review because I can't find music that is worthy enough to flow through this utterly perfect interconnect. Title: Re: Select reviews for the $500 Denon ethernet cable. Post by: Murgos on June 23, 2008, 12:31:06 PM Someone is selling a refurbished one for $999.99. Say's he's replaced the copper with high quality platinum.
I didn't even know there was an aftermarket for cat-5 cable. Can't wait to see what the Cat-6 cable specs are. |