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Title: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: K9 on June 10, 2008, 03:49:19 AM
Run and hide Atheists, your sham arguments die now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4yBvvGi_2A)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504)


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: schild on June 10, 2008, 04:01:54 AM
That second video was like a 2-minute "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

Just staggeringly stupid.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Murgos on June 10, 2008, 04:05:24 AM
Oh, Jesus Christ.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: photek on June 10, 2008, 04:09:00 AM
Brain hurts so fucking bad...


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: tazelbain on June 10, 2008, 05:25:47 AM
Maybe they can evolve to point where their voice matches the movement of their lips.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: WindupAtheist on June 10, 2008, 07:13:59 AM
But guys, you're just not being open-minded enough.

EDIT:  Holy shit, that first video was the most homosexual thing I've ever seen.  "Perfectly shaped for your mouth" and "ease of entry" indeed.  Fucking look at this shit.

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e121/GrimDysart/lolcock.jpg)


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Engels on June 10, 2008, 07:31:53 AM
I'm pretty sure the guy sitting next to Banana-advocate was in on the joke. He was squirming like a kid.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: WayAbvPar on June 10, 2008, 09:03:26 AM
If there was a god, he would have stopped Growing Pains after the first 3 or 4 seasons.

Edit- oh, it doesn't look either of these is the Kirk Cameron version, but my statement still stands.  :uhrr:


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: HaemishM on June 10, 2008, 09:06:13 AM
Holy fucking shit. It's like being beaten about the head and neck with ignorance.

Also, I think my brother-in-law, the holy roller Baptist one, has given me a CD of standup with that Aussie bannana sucker.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: grebo on June 11, 2008, 06:47:43 PM
The peanut butter jar was previously opened.  Does this mean that they checked to make sure there was no life inside before filming?


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Sir T on June 12, 2008, 05:34:50 AM
Its posted on Youtube. The no life part is a given.

*Happilly looks at the 16 videos he's posted*


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Bunk on June 12, 2008, 09:05:11 AM
Wasn't the whole Banana of God! thing beaten to death in a politics thread a couple years ago? Or is this the special thread for those that don't venture in to Politics?


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Krakrok on June 12, 2008, 11:29:24 AM

Yes, it's old. Also, bananas are going extinct in 2012. Evolution or Rapture?


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Merusk on June 12, 2008, 01:20:31 PM
Also, bananas are going extinct in 2012.

Wha?

Those crazy Mayans.. they saw this coming, I tell you.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Oban on June 12, 2008, 05:25:28 PM
I will laugh my ass off if it is just the yellow bananas that die off in 2012.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: MrHat on June 12, 2008, 05:31:08 PM
God, I love bananas.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Oban on June 12, 2008, 05:39:57 PM
God, I love bananas.

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/banana01yb5.jpg)


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Margalis on June 12, 2008, 08:24:07 PM
When I saw this post title I assumed it was about Scarlett Johansson doing full-frontal.

Also doesn't "The Blob" disprove this theory? IIRC it came out of a container of orange juice.


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: tazelbain on June 13, 2008, 07:45:23 AM
Sounds like a great start to a monster movie.

"In fact the entire food industy counts on the fact life won't spontenously arise."
*opens jar, Peanut Butter Monster devouers him and the camera crew*


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: squirrel on June 13, 2008, 09:39:32 AM
When I saw this post title I assumed it was about Scarlett Johansson doing full-frontal.


Sorry, um, what? Or rather, where?


Title: Re: Finally, proof that there is a God!
Post by: Oban on June 13, 2008, 01:41:00 PM
Down boy...