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Title: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: SnakeCharmer on May 20, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Leave it to CNN

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/05/20/jung.bikini.coffee.king


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Viin on May 20, 2008, 11:30:44 AM
I like how it's "Breaking News". God, the media tries to make us care about the stupidest things.

Heck I want one of those here in Denver..


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Nebu on May 20, 2008, 11:31:46 AM
 I think you forgot that God hates nudity. 


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Brogarn on May 20, 2008, 11:46:19 AM
This could quickly become a political thread.

Having said that, while I swing conservative on most topics, I continue to despise the moral police often associated with the right.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: IainC on May 20, 2008, 11:51:45 AM
A girl wearing pasties is 'terrifying'? Some people need to look at the world around them more.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: SuperPopTart on May 20, 2008, 11:55:13 AM
Why can't it ever be guys in speedos?

See I don't care that they are out there in bikinis. I just care that my coffee isn't screwed up by some random_stupid_giggling_bikiniclad_nitwit01.

Of course.. the same could happen at any random coffee house but well..yeah.  It would be far more irritating if she were blonde, giggly AND chewing gum AND screwed up my coffee.

But if it were a really good looking man in almost nothing..

I'd forgive it. Easily.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Phildo on May 20, 2008, 11:59:43 AM
What if it were a really good-looking man with blond hair and chewing gum?  Men don't giggle, though.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: SuperPopTart on May 20, 2008, 12:03:35 PM
He'd have to have an accent. Preferably Scottish or Irish and as long as I didn't *see* the chewing gum.


I'd take Gordon Ramsay almost entirely naked and serving me coffee.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Nebu on May 20, 2008, 12:12:55 PM
(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/hariy-man-wearing-speedos-or-budgee-smugglers-and-1.jpg)

Who wants a latte?


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: HaemishM on May 20, 2008, 12:19:25 PM
Chicks in bikinis serving hot coffee, and people are irate because their child saw swinging jublies with pasties on it.

Ain't that America... for you and me
Ain't that America... something to see
Ain't that America... home of the free


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: MrHat on May 20, 2008, 12:20:58 PM
That dude looks like he could make a mean cup of joe.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: SuperPopTart on May 20, 2008, 12:31:40 PM
(http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/hariy-man-wearing-speedos-or-budgee-smugglers-and-1.jpg)

Who wants a latte?


Anyone notice the area around his nipples is very, very red?

And I'd totally take a latte from him. He looks funny as hell.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Ookii on May 20, 2008, 12:33:53 PM
Anyone ever watch Idiocracy?

Life imitating art?


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: SuperPopTart on May 20, 2008, 12:38:03 PM
Actually, yes. Great movie. Very fucked up. Wish I'd never seen it.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Signe on May 20, 2008, 03:14:27 PM
(http://www.tkfu.com/forums/images/smilies/booby.gif)


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: veredus on May 20, 2008, 03:47:20 PM
Not that anyone cares but I drive by that coffee stand whenever I go to my Brother's house.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Ookii on May 20, 2008, 03:58:29 PM
Write a review.

With pictures.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Brogarn on May 20, 2008, 04:34:18 PM
Write a review.

With pictures.

 :grin:


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Lantyssa on May 20, 2008, 04:40:13 PM
Why waste his time with writing?  You just want the pictures.

Do any of them wear little spotted bikinis to go with the cow theme?


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Cadaverine on May 20, 2008, 04:49:12 PM
Why does it always have to be "there needs to be a law"?  Are there no more adults left that know how to just change the channel, shop elsewhere, whatever?  That's the only thing terrifying about this whole situation.

I would, however, take up drinking coffee were there such a place in this neck of the woods.  :drill:


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: stu on May 20, 2008, 05:14:54 PM
Leave it to CNN

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/05/20/jung.bikini.coffee.king

"It's just terrifying." Wow.

Write a review.

With pictures.

Yes! A photo review would work best.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Strazos on May 20, 2008, 06:53:20 PM
OMG BOOBIES NO WAI!!!!!!!11!!11 :ye_gods:

Seriously? I will never understand why people get so bent out of shape by a good rack. I get more upset when I have to look at someone who is breaking the weight capacity on anything Spandex.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: schild on May 21, 2008, 02:59:31 AM
Ugly, overweight mom and fat daughter don't know how to handle nubile chick serving caffeine. What the fuck are they doing at a coffee shack anyway? I bet to high-hell they weren't getting no-fat lattes.

This is as stupid as that case where the guy wanted to work at Hooters.

I wish people didn't shit on logic and reason so often.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: WayAbvPar on May 21, 2008, 07:47:46 AM
It's not like there is a Starbucks every 200 yards in Washington, so they HAD to stop at that coffee shop.



I have never been to a bikini coffee shop, but I am totally driving up there this weekend just to thumb my nose at the retards in the protest. And get some coffee. And see some skin.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Phildo on May 21, 2008, 08:01:09 AM
They didn't actually stop there, they saw it from their car as they were pasing by.  The coffee shops have drive-through windows where the bikini girls are visibile from the road.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Ookii on May 21, 2008, 08:06:42 AM
Why waste his time with writing?  You just want the pictures.

When there's writing it gives the impression it's an informative article while if there are just pictures we're all perverts.

That's how Playboy works.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 21, 2008, 08:15:44 AM
Cant see the vid from work =(


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Broughden on May 21, 2008, 08:41:23 AM
Leave it to CNN

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/05/20/jung.bikini.coffee.king

Are you fucking kidding me? The indignant mother actually said "its terrifying."  You find other women's breasts terrifying? What kind of fucking retarded mouth breathing idiot are you?

She said, "there should be a law." There are laws you fucking idiot. In many places (New York City included) it is NOT illegal for a woman to be topless in public, because the courts have said we would then have to make it just as illegal for a man to be topless in public. You know that whole equality of the sexes thing.

GARGHGGGH I fucking hate 99% of people on this planet. Die die die! (Edit- When can the great cleansing begin?)


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: climbjtree on May 21, 2008, 09:06:39 AM
They didn't actually stop there, they saw it from their car as they were pasing by.  The coffee shops have drive-through windows where the bikini girls are visibile from the road.

Who's side are you on, anyway?


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Phildo on May 21, 2008, 09:09:12 AM
Tits.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: climbjtree on May 21, 2008, 09:16:08 AM
Well said.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: SuperPopTart on May 21, 2008, 10:52:54 AM
I for one am mortally offended.

I think I shall start an online petition.

No breasticles with my coffee, pls maam.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Daeven on May 21, 2008, 07:15:17 PM
Are you fucking kidding me? The indignant mother actually said "its terrifying."  You find other women's breasts terrifying? What kind of fucking retarded mouth breathing idiot are you?

One who's breasts have fallen off of the 'gawkable' scale.

Duh.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: lac on May 21, 2008, 11:30:59 PM
(http://www.secondose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/02_sexism.jpg)


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: Sir T on May 25, 2008, 02:35:34 AM
I don't know about you but I find my man-breasts terrifying.


Title: Re: This is something only ugly people get upset about...
Post by: stu on May 25, 2008, 10:00:41 AM
I don't know about you but I find my man-breasts terrifying.

(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/petergriffinbreastfeeds.jpg)