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Title: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: IainC on May 15, 2008, 05:45:51 AM I imagine the film rights are already being negotiated (http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm).
Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Trippy on May 15, 2008, 06:01:44 AM Risky Business.
Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: WindupAtheist on May 15, 2008, 06:07:37 AM Quote They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. This... this is epic motherfucking awesome right here. Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Der Helm on May 15, 2008, 06:17:54 AM Quote They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. This... this is epic motherfucking awesome right here. If someone actually falls for this ... :ye_gods: Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Murgos on May 15, 2008, 06:41:18 AM Quote Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. Well, as far as I can tell a major pre-req for public service is a penchant for high-priced call-girls to act out weird fetishes with. Sounds like he's just about there. Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Brogarn on May 15, 2008, 07:06:23 AM Quote They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them. This... this is epic motherfucking awesome right here. Absolutely agree. Fucking epic. Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: WayAbvPar on May 15, 2008, 07:29:16 AM That kid is an evil genius in the making.
Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Phildo on May 15, 2008, 08:24:51 AM So the little bastard steals $30,000 from his dad... and gets a free trip to Disney out of it? Awesome.
Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Engels on May 15, 2008, 08:26:25 AM So the little bastard steals $30,000 from his dad... and gets a free trip to Disney out of it? Awesome. Well, his father is a lawyer. Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: stu on May 15, 2008, 09:33:10 AM Quote Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Nevermore on May 15, 2008, 10:46:38 AM Quote Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. I was going to post this story a couple of days ago when i first saw it but that line right there convinced me the whole thing had to be a hoax. Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Raguel on May 15, 2008, 12:03:17 PM Quote Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician. I was going to post this story a couple of days ago when i first saw it but that line right there convinced me the whole thing had to be a hoax. lol, I double checked to make sure it wasn't The Onion. Quote The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. Title: Re: Ferris Bueller would have done this right... Post by: Kitsune on May 16, 2008, 01:49:31 PM Outed as a hoax a couple days ago.
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