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Title: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Abagadro on May 09, 2008, 06:20:05 PM http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080509/ap_on_re_us/18_kids
Some great details in there. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Numtini on May 09, 2008, 06:25:10 PM Someone reads the same blogs as I do
It's really sick. And it's so sad that someone has been brainwashed to think their only purpose in life is to squeeze out pups. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: WindupAtheist on May 09, 2008, 10:46:47 PM Quote The other Duggar children, in between Joshua and Jennifer, are Jana, 18; John-David, 18; Jill, 16; Jessa, 15; Jinger, 14; Joseph, 13; Josiah, 11; Joy-Anna, 10; Jeremiah, 9; Jedidiah, 9; Jason, 7; James, 6; Justin, 5; Jackson, 3; and Johannah, 2. Jinger Duggar. Lawl. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Margalis on May 09, 2008, 11:03:43 PM Maybe after #20 they'll move on to 'K'.
All home-schooled. Bet that's working swell. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: schild on May 10, 2008, 12:44:56 AM What a bunch of Jackasses.
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Oban on May 10, 2008, 03:27:57 AM Arkansas, lol.
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Amarr HM on May 10, 2008, 03:33:49 AM Jinger is an especially unfortunate name if he/she has red hair and freckles
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Merusk on May 10, 2008, 04:49:31 AM I'm just amazed it took them so long to get to Jason. And they skipped Janice, Jessie, Joeseph and Jack. They've got plenty of names to use!
Still.. it's GOT to be "like throwing a hot dog down a train tunnel." Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: NowhereMan on May 10, 2008, 12:57:49 PM Heh, my great aunt had 18 kids, my mum's one of 11. God bless Irish Catholics.
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Merusk on May 10, 2008, 02:29:53 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8)
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Strazos on May 10, 2008, 03:25:52 PM Oh come on, his name is Jim Bob. :oh_i_see:
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Chimpy on May 11, 2008, 07:54:05 AM What is more sad about this is not that they have more kids than your average kindergarten classroom, it is that places like CNN are telling this story as a "touching and unique mother's day story" and not a "this family is batshit insane".
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Viin on May 11, 2008, 10:20:47 AM It's the old school retirement and tax savings plan.
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: WayAbvPar on May 12, 2008, 08:30:43 AM That broad needs to lrn2swallow.
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Brogarn on May 19, 2008, 07:15:39 AM You folks scorn her, but lack of kids can be blamed for the woes of the worlds major economies. *
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Global_Economy/JE20Dj05.html *Not that I don't also think that eighteen is a bit ridiculous, but you'd think she was randomly kicking puppies and killing kittens with some of the replies here. Sheesh. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 19, 2008, 07:21:50 AM *Not that I don't also think that eighteen is a bit ridiculous, but you'd think she was randomly kicking puppies and killing kittens with some of the replies here. Sheesh. No, its just that i think most of us here know the couple has only had sex 18 times. Count the kids. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Brogarn on May 19, 2008, 07:34:25 AM I don't know about that. Might want to check those kids' foreheads for dent marks. :grin:
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Mrbloodworth on May 19, 2008, 07:40:14 AM I don't know about that. Might want to check those kids' foreheads for dent marks. :grin: (http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080509/capt.c99a3bf2ec3e4b3d8c1d2a0bfb781da1.18_kids_arbh102.jpg?x=400&y=276&sig=JZAM_Ov8jYTXvucbrsPFeg--) No. Look at them. Look at her. Look at him. lol. In fact, ill bet 20$ that shes telling little jim-bob about how it was god that made his new brother right in that shot. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Brogarn on May 19, 2008, 07:46:23 AM You can't judge someone's need to get their freak on merely by their looks. He could have his nipples pierced and you'd never know it.* Book. Judge. Cover. Etc.
* I was originally going with cock ring but I see 17 examples of how that might not be the case. ** ** I'm assuming here that cock rings might have some negative effect on the ability to properly ejaculate. *** *** No, I'm not looking it up or giving it any more thought than that, thank you very much. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Mazakiel on May 19, 2008, 10:21:43 AM You can't judge someone's need to get their freak on merely by their looks. He could have his nipples pierced and you'd never know it.* Book. Judge. Cover. Etc. No, but the fact that they're believers in stuff like this is a good indicator of how they are: Quote Accordingly, Quiverfull theology opposes the general acceptance among Protestant Christians of deliberately limiting family size or spacing children through birth control. For example, Mary Pride argued, "God commanded that sex be at least potentially fruitful (that is, not deliberately unfruitful).... All forms of sex that shy away from maritial fruitfulness are perverted."[18] Adherents believe that God himself controls via Providence how many and how often children are conceived and born, pointing to Bible verses that describe God acting to "open and close the womb" (see Genesis 20:18, 29:31, 30:22; 1 Samuel 1:5-6; Isaiah 66:9).[2][23] Hess and Hess state that couples "just need to trust God to provide them with the perfect number of children for their situation." Add in stuff like this: Quote The Duggars say they live debt-free,[10][11] which Mr. Duggar has said is “the fruit of a financial freedom seminar” he attended years ago. According to the FEC, Duggar's 2002 Senate campaign has closing debts of $101,163, ranking him number 17 on 2001, 2002 Senate Campaign Debt.[12] These debts were unpaid as of 2004. They have also admitted, though the few seconds I spent googling couldn't find it again, that they get a lot of help from their church and such to pay for all the kids. They're crazy. I'm sure they may be 'nice people' and all that, but they're still crazy. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: WayAbvPar on May 20, 2008, 07:16:37 AM Quote dherents believe that God himself controls via Providence how many and how often children are conceived and born, pointing to Bible verses that describe God acting to "open and close the womb" (see Genesis 20:18, 29:31, 30:22; 1 Samuel 1:5-6; Isaiah 66:9).[2][23] Hess and Hess state that couples "just need to trust God to provide them with the perfect number of children for their situation." God is sure doing a bang up job dropping millions of children into abject poverty and starvation each year, or giving them parents who have neither the ability nor the inclination to take care of them. And let's not mention the ones who are being abused by their parents. Any true believers that can make a rational, sensible argument for a benevolent God who controls reproduction but allows all of the above to occur gets $20 donated to their church. I won't be holding my breath. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Moosehands on May 22, 2008, 03:17:55 PM ** I'm assuming here that cock rings might have some negative effect on the ability to properly ejaculate. *** Nope. Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Evildrider on May 22, 2008, 06:13:54 PM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v704/hannahstrub/misc/clown_car.jpg)
Title: Re: Clown car to disgorge another spawn Post by: Brogarn on May 23, 2008, 04:36:53 AM ** I'm assuming here that cock rings might have some negative effect on the ability to properly ejaculate. *** Nope. I'm ok having not known that. Further, I don't care why you do. Thanks for letting me know though. |