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Title: Penis Thieving Post by: stray on April 23, 2008, 09:24:18 AM http://au.news.yahoo.com/080422/15/16ktt.html?f=mv (http://au.news.yahoo.com/080422/15/16ktt.html?f=mv)
Quote Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Lantyssa on April 23, 2008, 11:04:07 AM Sorry dude, you've always been that tiny. Try some herbal supplements.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Tale on April 23, 2008, 11:49:14 AM Ah, see yesterday at 2.50pm I bet on making this story viral. And now it's an f13.net thread.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: tazelbain on April 23, 2008, 11:51:32 AM You aren't fooling anyone. You wanted to be the one to post it.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Tale on April 23, 2008, 12:06:01 PM No, that was the Hello Kitty story (http://au.news.yahoo.com/080421/15/16k3q.html). But that bet failed :(
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Tale on April 23, 2008, 12:07:16 PM Welcome to the Hello Kitty penis theft thread.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: rattran on April 23, 2008, 03:06:43 PM It's a fairly common panic is parts of West Africa, Fortean Times usually has 2 or 3 articles a year about it.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Llava on April 23, 2008, 03:12:07 PM Quote a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. Fucking inhuman superstitious cuntcrystals. I'd feel worse if I wasn't pretty sure that the guys they beat to death would have done the same given reversed circumstances. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Nerf on April 23, 2008, 03:48:41 PM Quote It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station. Hey..stop laughing! umm....witches did it! Yeah, WITCHES! BURN THEM! Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: kaid on April 23, 2008, 04:03:08 PM I am sorry officer I had to kill that man he was a magician who stole my penis
Officer: Um sir you still have your penis I got better. Seriously how could you handle that and not have it come across like a bad monty python skit. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Nerf on April 23, 2008, 08:44:10 PM Welcome to Africa.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: schild on April 23, 2008, 10:47:59 PM Oh. If you hadn't put that at the end I was going to ask if you did a pictorial of your students.
Ok, ok, that was bad taste. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: rk47 on April 24, 2008, 12:51:48 AM This is why it's hard not to be a racist. I tried explaining it to the teacher when I was young but she wouldn't listen. "It's just Hollywood", she said.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Phildo on April 24, 2008, 05:58:54 AM Welcome to Africa. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=lPT_3PEjnsE) Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: schild on April 24, 2008, 06:02:29 AM I like the last guys umbrella.
Floral patterns make great camouflage in a post-apocalyptic city. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Nerf on April 24, 2008, 07:42:42 AM Did someone say camouflage?
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: MrHat on April 24, 2008, 08:41:46 AM Crazy effing photographers. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: NowhereMan on April 24, 2008, 09:01:10 AM That shit is glamoflage. You've got to be looking good while you're looting :drill:
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Phildo on April 24, 2008, 09:01:24 AM What gets me about that picture, Hat, is that there is more than one person taking pictures! Check out the guy on the right!
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: WayAbvPar on April 24, 2008, 09:23:13 AM Staged for the photographers.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: MrHat on April 24, 2008, 09:24:54 AM What gets me about that picture, Hat, is that there is more than one person taking pictures! Check out the guy on the right! That's why I included that pic. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Oban on April 24, 2008, 09:29:04 AM Staged for the photographers. Agreed, if we got rid of the photographers we would not have young men like the ones above posturing before the cameras trying to increase their q ratings. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Bunk on April 24, 2008, 10:18:50 AM I'm trying to figure out why one of them is wearing a life-vest.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: stray on April 24, 2008, 10:43:48 AM Cuz the streets are, like, flowing with blood and shit.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Lantyssa on April 24, 2008, 11:22:09 AM I'm trying to figure out why one of them is wearing a life-vest. 1) Fashion.2) He might not be able to swim but has a need to cross water. 3) It looks like a flak jacket. Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Phildo on April 24, 2008, 11:25:20 AM Maybe it's the illusion of protection from minor stab wounds and shrapnel? Or AIDS?
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Llava on April 24, 2008, 12:55:19 PM Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Merusk on April 24, 2008, 02:04:19 PM I'm trying to figure out why one of them is wearing a life-vest. 3) It looks like a flak jacket.This is the one I was going with, personally. "Hay.. I've seen those flak jackets, they look like this! I bet this will stop some shrapnel or a bullet!" :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Nerf on April 24, 2008, 02:51:37 PM Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: rk47 on April 24, 2008, 09:20:40 PM fools it's a lvl 40 green WoW shoulderpads.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: Paelos on April 24, 2008, 09:35:51 PM In case of emergency your bodyarmor can be used as a floatation device.
Title: Re: Penis Thieving Post by: MrHat on April 25, 2008, 06:20:57 AM Maybe he stuffed it full of foam or something.
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