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Title: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Llava on April 21, 2008, 07:23:30 PM http://www.newsweek.com/id/132240?GT1=43002
Quote Kids' Book on Plastic Surgery Mommy 2.0 A new picture book about plastic surgery aims to explain why mom is getting a flatter tummy and a 'prettier' nose. The article itself is long and not worth quoting because it's too reasonable to be funny. But the subject had me rolling. Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Margalis on April 21, 2008, 07:56:39 PM This thread title should have been the title of the book.
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Righ on April 21, 2008, 08:40:46 PM Quote "My Beautiful Mommy" (Big Tent Books) Perhaps the publisher is named after a little bit of augmentation too. Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Margalis on April 21, 2008, 09:32:40 PM Plastic surgery is something I just cannot understand. Most of it looks horrible. Giant round hard fake breasts with misplaced nipples, bloated fishy lips, frozen faces that don't move at all...how the hell did turning people ugly become big business?
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Nebu on April 21, 2008, 09:37:12 PM how the hell did turning people ugly become big business? It's called porn. Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: stray on April 21, 2008, 10:10:02 PM Plastic surgery is something I just cannot understand. Most of it looks horrible. Giant round hard fake breasts with misplaced nipples, bloated fishy lips, frozen faces that don't move at all...how the hell did turning people ugly become big business? I never liked the idea myself, but... I'm finding that some people I know or getting to know have at least some minor work done. So I'm torn. Don't feel like judging people about it nowadays. So far, augmented breasts aren't so bad anyways. I guess they've gotten better with that. Collagen injections are pretty scary looking though. Fortunately, I don't know anyone with that. Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Llava on April 21, 2008, 10:39:01 PM Quote "My Beautiful Mommy" (Big Tent Books) Perhaps the publisher is named after a little bit of augmentation too. Man, how did I miss that? Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Lantyssa on April 22, 2008, 05:58:54 AM The good work you'll never know about.
After holding a pretty draconian view about plastic surgery for a while, I now believe that there are good reasons to have some procedures done, however people tend to take it to excess. Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Merusk on April 22, 2008, 09:15:19 AM Pft.. you people and your cries of 'omg excess'
Surely if a little is good, then more is even better. Follow the philosophy of MAX POWER! Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Paelos on April 22, 2008, 09:30:21 AM Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s!
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: IainC on April 22, 2008, 09:32:51 AM Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the "G"s! And by 'Gs' you mean G-cups amirite?Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Triforcer on April 22, 2008, 09:39:16 AM Every woman I've ever known who was considering augmentation didn't do it because of the very probable sensitivity loss. Unless you're a porn star who doesn't care about sex outside of work or a Chinese peasant girl trying to move your family to America, I don't see why any woman would do it.
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: stray on April 22, 2008, 09:45:37 AM a Chinese peasant girl trying to move your family to America Huh? Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Samwise on April 22, 2008, 09:56:03 AM Silicone floats?
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: stray on April 22, 2008, 11:55:11 AM Damnit. Where's a good, non-obscene breast-floatation pic when you need one?
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Righ on April 22, 2008, 12:27:13 PM (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00043/F_200705_May12bizarr_43880a.jpg)
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Nebu on April 22, 2008, 12:38:32 PM They're all saline now, aren't they?
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Lantyssa on April 22, 2008, 01:15:25 PM Silicone is making a comeback.
That's the one alteration I don't understand. They're so much more fun when they're natural. Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Merusk on April 22, 2008, 02:07:08 PM Silicone is making a comeback. That's the one alteration I don't understand. They're so much more fun when they're natural. Haven't gotten to play with a mother yet, have you. Or more accurately, a mother who put on 2-3 cup sizes during pregnancy and then lost all that weight. I completely understand their desire for enhancement. Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Lantyssa on April 22, 2008, 04:31:09 PM Yes, actually. ;D
(We need a feminine version of :drilling and manliness:) Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Margalis on April 22, 2008, 04:54:54 PM I like how the panda is licking its lips.
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: Phildo on April 22, 2008, 05:03:50 PM I was thinking the same thing, Margalis.
Title: Re: Explaining mom's giant fake tits. Post by: HaemishM on April 28, 2008, 08:51:17 AM The panda has a taste for melons. :awesome_for_real:
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