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Title: 'I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis' Post by: Mrbloodworth on April 16, 2008, 06:18:34 AM Check yourself. (http://www.thelocal.se/11140.html) (Safe for work news article).
Title: Re: 'I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis' Post by: NowhereMan on April 16, 2008, 08:26:28 AM Quote This is a device enabling the drunken driver to operate in absolute safety. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser... and cellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Then you get horribly drunk, and they can't fucking touch you. According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. You undo your valve... and give 'em a dose of unadulterated child's piss, and they have to give you your keys back.Danny's a genius. /Withnail |