Title: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Miasma on March 29, 2008, 05:43:57 AM I don't care if they're crackpots, crackpots are about due to be right anytime soon. (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/29/science/29collider.html) I hope after reading this you're just as terrified as I am.
Quote March 29, 2008 Asking a Judge to Save the World, and Maybe a Whole Lot More By DENNIS OVERBYE More fighting in Iraq. Somalia in chaos. People in this country can’t afford their mortgages and in some places now they can’t even afford rice. None of this nor the rest of the grimness on the front page today will matter a bit, though, if two men pursuing a lawsuit in federal court in Hawaii turn out to be right. They think a giant particle accelerator that will begin smashing protons together outside Geneva this summer might produce a black hole that will spell the end of the Earth — and maybe the universe. Scientists say that is very unlikely — though they have done some checking just to make sure. The world’s physicists have spent 14 years and $8 billion building the Large Hadron Collider, in which the colliding protons will recreate energies and conditions last seen a trillionth of a second after the Big Bang. Researchers will sift the debris from these primordial recreations for clues to the nature of mass and new forces and symmetries of nature. But Walter L. Wagner and Luis Sancho contend that scientists at the European Center for Nuclear Research, or CERN, have played down the chances that the collider could produce, among other horrors, a tiny black hole, which, they say, could eat the Earth. Or it could spit out something called a “strangelet” that would convert our planet to a shrunken dense dead lump of something called “strange matter.” Their suit also says CERN has failed to provide an environmental impact statement as required under the National Environmental Policy Act. Although it sounds bizarre, the case touches on a serious issue that has bothered scholars and scientists in recent years — namely how to estimate the risk of new groundbreaking experiments and who gets to decide whether or not to go ahead. The lawsuit, filed March 21 in Federal District Court, in Honolulu, seeks a temporary restraining order prohibiting CERN from proceeding with the accelerator until it has produced a safety report and an environmental assessment. It names the federal Department of Energy, the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, the National Science Foundation and CERN as defendants. According to a spokesman for the Justice Department, which is representing the Department of Energy, a scheduling meeting has been set for June 16. Why should CERN, an organization of European nations based in Switzerland, even show up in a Hawaiian courtroom? In an interview, Mr. Wagner said, “I don’t know if they’re going to show up.” CERN would have to voluntarily submit to the court’s jurisdiction, he said, adding that he and Mr. Sancho could have sued in France or Switzerland, but to save expenses they had added CERN to the docket here. He claimed that a restraining order on Fermilab and the Energy Department, which helps to supply and maintain the accelerator’s massive superconducting magnets, would shut down the project anyway. James Gillies, head of communications at CERN, said the laboratory as of yet had no comment on the suit. “It’s hard to see how a district court in Hawaii has jurisdiction over an intergovernmental organization in Europe,” Mr. Gillies said. “There is nothing new to suggest that the L.H.C. is unsafe,” he said, adding that its safety had been confirmed by two reports, with a third on the way, and would be the subject of a discussion during an open house at the lab on April 6. “Scientifically, we’re not hiding away,” he said. But Mr. Wagner is not mollified. “They’ve got a lot of propaganda saying it’s safe,” he said in an interview, “but basically it’s propaganda.” In an e-mail message, Mr. Wagner called the CERN safety review “fundamentally flawed” and said it had been initiated too late. The review process violates the European Commission’s standards for adhering to the “Precautionary Principle,” he wrote, “and has not been done by ‘arms length’ scientists.” Physicists in and out of CERN say a variety of studies, including an official CERN report in 2003, have concluded there is no problem. But just to be sure, last year the anonymous Safety Assessment Group was set up to do the review again. “The possibility that a black hole eats up the Earth is too serious a threat to leave it as a matter of argument among crackpots,” said Michelangelo Mangano, a CERN theorist who said he was part of the group. The others prefer to remain anonymous, Mr. Mangano said, for various reasons. Their report was due in January. This is not the first time around for Mr. Wagner. He filed similar suits in 1999 and 2000 to prevent the Brookhaven National Laboratory from operating the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider. That suit was dismissed in 2001. The collider, which smashes together gold ions in the hopes of creating what is called a “quark-gluon plasma,” has been operating without incident since 2000. Mr. Wagner, who lives on the Big Island of Hawaii, studied physics and did cosmic ray research at the University of California, Berkeley, and received a doctorate in law from what is now known as the University of Northern California in Sacramento. He subsequently worked as a radiation safety officer for the Veterans Administration. Mr. Sancho, who describes himself as an author and researcher on time theory, lives in Spain, probably in Barcelona, Mr. Wagner said. Doomsday fears have a long, if not distinguished, pedigree in the history of physics. At Los Alamos before the first nuclear bomb was tested, Emil Konopinski was given the job of calculating whether or not the explosion would set the atmosphere on fire. The Large Hadron Collider is designed to fire up protons to energies of seven trillion electron volts before banging them together. Nothing, indeed, will happen in the CERN collider that does not happen 100,000 times a day from cosmic rays in the atmosphere, said Nima Arkani-Hamed, a particle theorist at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton. What is different, physicists admit, is that the fragments from cosmic rays will go shooting harmlessly through the Earth at nearly the speed of light, but anything created when the beams meet head-on in the collider will be born at rest relative to the laboratory and so will stick around and thus could create havoc. The new worries are about black holes, which, according to some variants of string theory, could appear at the collider. That possibility, though a long shot, has been widely ballyhooed in many papers and popular articles in the last few years, but would they be dangerous? According to a paper by the cosmologist Stephen Hawking in 1974, they would rapidly evaporate in a poof of radiation and elementary particles, and thus pose no threat. No one, though, has seen a black hole evaporate. As a result, Mr. Wagner and Mr. Sancho contend in their complaint, black holes could really be stable, and a micro black hole created by the collider could grow, eventually swallowing the Earth. But William Unruh, of the University of British Columbia, whose paper exploring the limits of Dr. Hawking’s radiation process was referenced on Mr. Wagner’s Web site, said they had missed his point. “Maybe physics really is so weird as to not have black holes evaporate,” he said. “But it would really, really have to be weird.” Lisa Randall, a Harvard physicist whose work helped fuel the speculation about black holes at the collider, pointed out in a paper last year that black holes would probably not be produced at the collider after all, although other effects of so-called quantum gravity might appear. As part of the safety assessment report, Dr. Mangano and Steve Giddings of the University of California, Santa Barbara, have been working intensely for the last few months on a paper exploring all the possibilities of these fearsome black holes. They think there are no problems but are reluctant to talk about their findings until they have been peer reviewed, Dr. Mangano said. Dr. Arkani-Hamed said concerning worries about the death of the Earth or universe, “Neither has any merit.” He pointed out that because of the dice-throwing nature of quantum physics, there was some probability of almost anything happening. There is some minuscule probability, he said, “the Large Hadron Collider might make dragons that might eat us up.” Dragons motherfuckers, Dragons. Eating us up. God help us all. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: JWIV on March 29, 2008, 06:09:43 AM I don't care if they're crackpots, crackpots are about due to be right anytime soon. (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/29/science/29collider.html) Dr. Arkani-Hamed said concerning worries about the death of the Earth or universe, “Neither has any merit.” He pointed out that because of the dice-throwing nature of quantum physics, there was some probability of almost anything happening. There is some minuscule probability, he said, “the Large Hadron Collider might make dragons that might eat us up.” Dragons motherfuckers, Dragons. Eating us up. God help us all. [/quote] Time to get St. George on speed dial then. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Murgos on March 29, 2008, 06:22:21 AM Dragons motherfuckers, Dragons. Eating us up. God help us all. Time to get Matthew McConaughey (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0253556/) Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on March 29, 2008, 06:27:00 AM It's far more likely to open a dimensional rift where aliens come spewing forth to enslave us all.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Murgos on March 29, 2008, 06:28:17 AM But what if those aliens look like FIRE BREATHING DRAGONS??? Eh, what then miss smarty-pants? What then!!!
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Strazos on March 29, 2008, 09:44:12 AM What if those aliens are also hot females humanoids? And blue?! :drill:
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Samwise on March 29, 2008, 10:16:22 AM I think Strazos has just proved beyond any doubt why we can't reasonably NOT continue with these experiments.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Abagadro on March 29, 2008, 10:45:52 AM Heh, this was the plot of Jack McDevitt's last book only on a larger scale. Aliens showed up and destroyed the collider that was about to tear a hole in the universe.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: IainC on March 29, 2008, 10:59:59 AM The RHIC Speculative Disaster Scenario briefing (http://www.bnl.gov/rhic/disaster.htm).
If you're interested in this sort of thing then you may also find this site (http://qntm.org/destroy) interesting. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Venkman on March 29, 2008, 11:40:25 AM Quote No one, though, has seen a black hole evaporate. Last I heard, no one's actually seen a black hole at all (though folks seem to know pretty well how to detect them and where they might appear).What'd happen if a black hole sucked up just Switzerland and the south-eastern part of France (which, iirc, the LHC goes under a bit of), taking land mass, atmosphere and whatnot with it? Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: stu on March 29, 2008, 11:42:34 AM I dunno. Death by Black Hole is pretty hardcore. :drill:
And didn't Hellboy come from one of those? Totally worth the risk. Honestly, I've had enough alien princesses and space pirates in my life. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpyo5b4lNHM&feature=related) A black hole would be a positive change. =^.^= Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Abagadro on March 29, 2008, 11:50:12 AM Quote No one, though, has seen a black hole evaporate. Last I heard, no one's actually seen a black hole at all (though folks seem to know pretty well how to detect them and where they might appear).What'd happen if a black hole sucked up just Switzerland and the south-eastern part of France (which, iirc, the LHC goes under a bit of), taking land mass, atmosphere and whatnot with it? In Dan Simon's Illium/Olympos that is what happened to Paris I believe. Just keeping up with my theme. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: ahoythematey on March 29, 2008, 12:58:27 PM As I understand it, black holes are formed in the aftermath of dying supergiants. How the fuck could a little collider built on earth hope to produce something that could in any way endanger us like that? We probably have a higher chance of all being fried from a bad sunflare.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: stu on March 29, 2008, 01:24:12 PM (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/black_mesa_copy6dz.jpg)
Quote The scientists admitted that it was "a bit of a gamble," but they needed extra resolution for the analysis. Dr. Gordon Freeman was the scientist responsible for inserting the sample for analysis. As Freeman was preparing to do so, one of the overseeing scientists noticed a small discrepancy in the readings, but dismissed it as "well within acceptable bounds again". (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_incident) P.S. Deep down, I hope this happens, because I'm getting tired of my current job. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Phildo on March 29, 2008, 04:22:44 PM Quaid, start the reactor!
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Numtini on March 29, 2008, 05:25:27 PM "that would be bad"
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on March 29, 2008, 05:35:48 PM I doubt any experiment is going to be able to compact a sizable enough mass into a small enough volume to get the densities sufficient to start sucking in any matter around it. The event horizon for such a minuscule singularity (if it could even form) would be so small as to have trouble interacting with nearby particles. It'd probably expell all its energy and explode before reaching a critical mass. I wouldn't want to be in the room due to the high energies and radiation associated with such an event, but it won't destroy the world.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Aez on March 29, 2008, 05:53:27 PM (http://k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/cthulhu_800.jpg)
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Miasma on March 29, 2008, 07:40:18 PM I doubt any experiment is going to be able to compact a sizable enough mass into a small enough volume to get the densities sufficient to start sucking in any matter around it. The event horizon for such a minuscule singularity (if it could even form) would be so small as to have trouble interacting with nearby particles. It'd probably expell all its energy and explode before reaching a critical mass. I wouldn't want to be in the room due to the high energies and radiation associated with such an event, but it won't destroy the world. I don't know, if you had told me in 1941 that in ten years we'd be able to make mini suns on earth capable of levelling cities I'd have laughed at you...Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: JWIV on March 29, 2008, 08:03:17 PM (http://binarybonsai.com/images/parkinson-rifts.jpg)
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Johny Cee on March 29, 2008, 08:17:33 PM Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: NiX on March 29, 2008, 11:49:17 PM I'm thinking we get pictures of all the scientists involved with this. If any of them happen to look like Gordon we club him to death with crowbars. Whether or not he has anything to do with the actual process itself or not.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: WindupAtheist on March 30, 2008, 03:46:50 AM In the sort of scenario they describe, wouldn't the singularity eat into the ground and eventually come to rest at the Earth's center of gravity? Whereupon it would presumably proceed to hollow out the planet, leaving us to die in gigantic worldwide earthquakes as the crust collapses inward?
God, this is such a cool way to die. Let's go for it. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: IainC on March 30, 2008, 04:09:34 AM In the sort of scenario they describe, wouldn't the singularity eat into the ground and eventually come to rest at the Earth's center of gravity? Whereupon it would presumably proceed to hollow out the planet, leaving us to die in gigantic worldwide earthquakes as the crust collapses inward? God, this is such a cool way to die. Let's go for it. Method No. 3 from my link above. Quote Sucked into a microscopic black hole You will need: a microscopic black hole. Note that black holes are not eternal, they evaporate due to Hawking radiation. For your average black hole this takes an unimaginable amount of time, but for really small ones it could happen almost instantaneously, as evaporation time is dependent on mass. Therefore your microscopic black hole must have greater than a certain threshold mass, roughly equal to the mass of Mount Everest. Creating a microscopic black hole is tricky, since one needs a reasonable amount of neutronium, but may possibly be achievable by jamming large numbers of atomic nuclei together until they stick. This is left as an exercise to the reader. Method: simply place your black hole on the surface of the Earth and wait. Black holes are of such high density that they pass through ordinary matter like a stone through the air. The black hole will plummet through the ground, eating its way to the centre of the Earth and all the way through to the other side: then, it'll oscillate back, over and over like a matter-absorbing pendulum. Eventually it will come to rest at the core, having absorbed enough matter to slow it down. Then you just need to wait, while it sits and consumes matter until the whole Earth is gone. Earth's final resting place: a singularity with a radius of about nine millimetres (http://tinyurl.com/8befk), which will then proceed to happily orbit the Sun as normal. Feasibility rating: 3/10. Highly, highly unlikely. But not impossible. Comments: Getting closer (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4357613.stm)! Source: The Dark Side Of The Sun, by Terry Pratchett. It is true that the microscopic black hole idea is an age-old science fiction mainstay which predates Pratchett by a long time, he was my original source for the idea, so that's what I'm putting. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Venkman on March 30, 2008, 04:36:46 AM Quote about nine millimetres, Man, think of the property values then. Lex Luthor's building another worldmap even as we speak!Funny thing about these potential events is like the Manhatten Project, they're all events there's absolutely nothing we could do about even if we knew they were coming. How do you "stuff" a black hole? Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on March 30, 2008, 06:27:06 AM Starve a Black Hole. Feed a Nebula.
Note the required mass in Iain's example. I would be surprised if they can get the necessary density with just a few nuclei, much less that much matter. This is going to be as eventful as Y2K. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Miasma on March 30, 2008, 07:31:55 AM The problem with all the science you guys are throwing around is that the entire reason for building this giant thing is that we don't really know what happens - that's why we're building the collider. You can't cite current theories in physics to prove a device's safety when it's that selfsame device that is meant to actually prove/disprove those very theories, when it comes right down to it we have no idea what will happen. We're building this thing to try and learn more about the origins of our world going all the way back to the big bang, I really don't think it's worth even a minuscule chance of destroying the world to do that.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: IainC on March 30, 2008, 08:37:52 AM Not really. The science is pretty much known and calculable. We know how much energy is required to create sustainable black holes. Machines like this one and the RHIC are to look closely at what happens when titanic amounts of energy are expended and to see what kind of exotic particles can be generated as a result. Some theories rely on particles we haven't detected yet so these experiments are to see if those particles actually exist or if they're just bad predictions from wrong theories. Reactions like these happen all the time, all we're doing is bringing them into an environment where we can study them.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Ravandor on March 30, 2008, 08:58:18 AM Note the required mass in Iain's example. I would be surprised if they can get the necessary density with just a few nuclei, much less that much matter. This is going to be as eventful as Y2K. Exactly. The atomic sized black holes they're trying to make will either evaporate immediately or be so small that their chance of actually interacting with matter at a close enough distance is miniscule. A black hole with mass of a few gold nuclei (what they typically use in RHIC, last I checked) will have a cross section smaller than a neutrino and will be able to pass through the Earth and oscillate around the core without ever hitting an atom. It would take so long for the black hole to actually gain enough mass to be dangerous that we'll be more worried about being enveloped in the atmosphere of the red giant sun. Apologies for interrupting the thread with actual science. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Llava on March 30, 2008, 09:00:36 AM Okay then. I'll be the first to put down money.
I'm betting $100 against this happening. I'll give 5:1 odds. :grin: Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on March 30, 2008, 09:44:14 AM The best bet is the one where you're not around to pay out if you lose.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Llava on March 30, 2008, 09:45:40 AM The best bet is the one where you're not around to pay out if you lose. :nda: Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Miasma on March 30, 2008, 09:47:10 AM I like the first line of the "Is it safe" (http://lhc-machine-outreach.web.cern.ch/lhc-machine-outreach/lhc-machine-outreach-faq.htm) section from the collider's own webpage:
Quote What happens when the mass of the black hole eventually becomes extremely small is not quite clear, but the most reasonable guess is that it would disappear completely in a tremendous final burst of emission, equivalent to the explosion of millions of H-bombs. - Hawking That really put my mind at ease, thanks LHC website! Then there's the first word of the "Why does this not apply to the LHC?" section: Theory. So we just have to hope that the Hawking radiation the collider might generate does in fact exist, and if it is just another incorrect theory we might all die in any number of amusing ways. Which includes dragons. Fantastic. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on March 30, 2008, 10:34:55 AM Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Samwise on March 30, 2008, 03:53:02 PM If the theorists who say that there might be a tiny black hole are the same ones who say that a tiny black hole would be very short-lived, I'm not worried.
If somebody has an internally consistent theory that both predicts the formation of a black hole and predicts that it would be dangerous, I might be able to worry a little. Just a little. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Llava on March 30, 2008, 04:10:42 PM Your avatar's boobs have enough mass to create a black hole.
A very pleasant black hole. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: bhodi on March 31, 2008, 06:05:05 AM Your avatar's boobs have enough mass to create a black hole. A very pleasant black hole. Oh, it's easter again! That time already? Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on March 31, 2008, 06:26:01 AM Easter is over. Enjoy the bunny while you can.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Merusk on March 31, 2008, 09:08:59 AM I forgot to update to the bunny I had after St. Patty's. Ah well, next year.
Now to find an avatar that'll work until the 4th, as that's the next "big" holiday. Hrm. As to the original topic: Yeah, we could be doomed. If so, we can't do jack to stop it, so I figure it's as worth worrying about as the end of the Mayan calendar. Also, I'm reminded of "Lexx" where they found Earth and had that joke about "It's one of those doomed planets that'll discover XYZ and destroy itself at that moment." Heh. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Aez on April 01, 2008, 04:19:18 PM I forgot to update to the bunny I had after St. Patty's. Ah well, next year. Now to find an avatar that'll work until the 4th, as that's the next "big" holiday. Hrm. Have a cookie : (http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/8546/jessicasimpsonongqcoverda7.jpg) Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Samwise on April 01, 2008, 05:12:27 PM Easter is over. Enjoy the bunny while you can. Traditionally, the bunny boobatar stays until Pentecost. And who am I to argue with tradition? Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Furiously on April 01, 2008, 07:15:43 PM I would imagine several short lived very small black holes would also pose a nasty issue eating through things...
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Morat20 on April 02, 2008, 10:53:19 AM My short take on this is: Not enough energy to generate a large enough black hole to worry about. It'll just be too damn small to eat enough to keep up with evaporation, assuming you can create one at all. While there's a lot of "shit we don't know" there, in the end -- you need a certain energy or mass density there, and the collider isn't powerful enough to provide it.
Worrying about black holes is like worrying about the fact that you'll lose control of your car at speeds in excess of the speed of sound. Your car can't go that fast, so why fret? My longer take: Hmm. Nothing says the whole would have to be stationary when created. It'd probably have some momentum behind it, since it's not real likely that 100% of the collision energy would go towards black hole formation. It'd be amusing if it just shot a stream of black holes out at right angles to the collision. Can you imagine the physicists scrambling to line up instrumentation? Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Roac on April 02, 2008, 10:57:01 AM I want a black hole gun.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Sky on April 02, 2008, 11:02:23 AM I'm not worried about the black hole. It's the WHITE HOLE you've got to worry about.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Yegolev on April 02, 2008, 11:57:51 AM I skipped over a lot of the witty posts to say that L. Ron hubbard wrote that a singularity was the cause of the Bermuda Triangle in his Mission Earth series. I apologize for not remembering which book of the dekaology.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: stu on April 02, 2008, 03:08:04 PM I've changed my mind! I don't want to die anymore!!! To hell with those scientists and their black hole bullshit meddling.
Seriously though. If a black hole was going to consume the world, then 4chan would have already killed us. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Tale on April 02, 2008, 03:11:57 PM Hey, remember that time we all died on September 12, 2006 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK36gJH0PHI)?
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: WayAbvPar on April 02, 2008, 03:40:50 PM Why is it so fucking hard for these hayseeds to pronounce 'nuclear' correctly?
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Tale on April 02, 2008, 03:58:02 PM Because for the benefit of George W Bush, a few years ago they had a scientist come out and say it was a speech impediment some people have, where they cannot get their tongue/mouth around "nuclear". Which is a lie, because the same people can say "clear" and it does not come out as "cular". They can also say "new".
But for some reason, they still say "new, clear directions about nucular energy". Soon nucular will be the official pronunciation. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on April 02, 2008, 06:50:06 PM Bush can also say it. He chooses to mispronounce it.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: NowhereMan on April 02, 2008, 07:01:21 PM I remember one particular journalist that pointed out Bush and a lot of his crew are perfectly capable of talking about the nuclear family but when it comes to nucular weapons and suchlike they become all folksy and friendly because they wish to emphasise how friendly and American all that stuff is. I can't speak for how accurate this is but it's a particular conspiracy point that was so wonderfully subtle and attributed to Bush that I simply couldn't forget it. If anyone has video proof that he actually does pronounce it as nuclear family I would be mildly amused at least.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Morat20 on April 03, 2008, 10:28:59 AM I'm not worried about the black hole. It's the WHITE HOLE you've got to worry about. It's the guys trying to make antimatter that bug me. Why can't they play with that somewhere safe, like outside the orbit of Pluto?Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: stu on April 03, 2008, 11:14:39 AM (http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff26/stuabrtow/event_horizon_6.jpg)
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: MrHat on August 01, 2008, 10:55:50 AM http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/08/the_large_hadron_collider.html
So awesome. SOoooooo Awesome. :drill: :drill: :drillf: :drill: :drill: (http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc1.jpg) Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Miasma on August 01, 2008, 11:52:41 AM First comment on that page is right. We only have a few months to live before the dragons wipe us out.
Also, LOL at an old fucking CRT monitor surrounded my millions of dollars worth of computers in a muti billion dollar facility. (http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/9828/lhc25ky2.jpg) Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Nebu on August 01, 2008, 11:56:18 AM Also, LOL at an old fucking CRT monitor surrounded my millions of dollars worth of computers in a muti billion dollar facility. I have more than enough money to buy a new monitor, but I love my 20" crt. I could be that person! Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Sky on August 01, 2008, 12:28:07 PM I use a 14" aaancient beige dell ultrascan CRT on my test bench.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: DraconianOne on August 01, 2008, 12:39:37 PM I use a 14" aaancient beige dell ultrascan CRT on my test bench. What do test do on your test bench? I think I want one. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: tazelbain on August 01, 2008, 12:44:40 PM I use a 14" aaancient beige dell ultrascan CRT on my test bench. What do test do on your test bench? Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Tale on August 01, 2008, 04:25:12 PM http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/08/the_large_hadron_collider.html Holy crap. They're not colliding particles, they're colliding James Bond with Dr Who. "The ALICE Inner Tracking System during its transport in the experimental cavern and its insertion into the Time Projection Chamber (TPC)". Can't you hear that Half-Life scientist's voice? "The Time Projection Chamber, Gordon. The TPC." It cannot be coincidence that a Dr Who arch-villain is called Davros and a town in Switzerland is called Davos. Here he is, I think. (Also, where is Mini-Me?) (http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc8.jpg) And the "You Only Live Twice" shock troops inside the volcano. (http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc9.jpg) Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Sir T on August 01, 2008, 04:27:54 PM It cannot be coincidence that a Dr Who arch-villain is called Davros and a town in Switzerland is called Davos. Here he is, I think. (Also, where is Mini-Me?) (http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc8.jpg) No thats Kane, founder and god of the brotherhood of Nod. :drill: Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Righ on August 01, 2008, 04:31:16 PM If I could be arsed, I'd 'shop Connery as Bond in that image like the opening credit of Dr. No. But I can't.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Tale on August 01, 2008, 07:02:57 PM Some scientific people made a rap video to explain what this is all about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: apocrypha on August 01, 2008, 09:49:07 PM (Also, where is Mini-Me?) (http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lhc_08_01/lhc8.jpg) Duh! Mini-me is stood right beside him, it's just that the stupid photographer was in the wrong place! Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on August 02, 2008, 06:51:41 AM Some scientific people made a rap video to explain what this is all about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM Physicists are so cute. I want to pinch their cheeks.Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Der Helm on August 02, 2008, 01:13:08 PM Physicists are so cute. I want to pinch their cheeks. You are scary when you are channeling Signe. :ye_gods: Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on August 04, 2008, 08:09:21 AM You are scary when you are channeling Signe. :ye_gods: Life as we know it would be forever altered if we were ever in the same room.Funny, seeing as we're talking about the effects of the large hadron collider, and that's far more likely to happen than micro-singularities and fire-breathing dragons flying out. Why not flower breathing dragons though? Why isn't anyone scared of those? Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: schild on August 04, 2008, 08:13:26 AM Quote Why not flower breathing dragons though? Funny, I used to call one of my exes that. Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Phildo on August 04, 2008, 08:14:50 AM Dragons that repair damage to the environment... sort of like captain planet?
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: Lantyssa on August 04, 2008, 08:38:13 AM No, ones that asphyxiate without inhaling flowers. Their reign would be short lived.
Title: Re: We Are All Going to Die Post by: apocrypha on August 04, 2008, 09:18:32 AM .. and would be fondly remembered as The Fragrant Age.
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