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Why is this here?

what?

what happened?

To be continued, and shit.

 :hello_thar:

I speculate you have too high of hopes.

You can get us in to Meatspace, but not in to WAR?

I still don't know what this is, and I don't want to know.

Meatspace is obvioulsy referring to the new 360 exclusive title "Space Butchers".  It is, from the press release, the first ever, space-based meat butcher simulation.  You must choose choice meats and manage to butcher them properly in zero G.  The more meat you chop successfully the higher grade of meat you are able to chop until you reach level 10 prime rib.  After that you enter instanced 'butcher raids' where space butchers work together to chop up some of the toughest Grade A beef in the game.  Each raid beef has a .00000000001% chance of dropping epic aprons and legendary butcher knives. 

It is rumored that Sam, the popular butcher of the Brady Bunch TV series is the secret end boss.

Roads we don't want to go down: This one.

Will there be bacon?

Schild is going to get us into the beta for real life?

Metaspace play on words.

What do I win?

You can learn a lot about a community by knowing which subjects are taboo.

Metaplace? Meta Raph thingy.

I call dibs on the Pedobear avatar!!!

You are better off.  We look out for you.

Also, I know what it is and I will also say  :pedobear:.


 :awesome_for_real:

Ahhh, fresh meat!

Integrated chat could be dangerous.  I might get even less work done.

So, about the actual MMO is supposed to be working on?  And not the FacebookMyspace :pedobear: HotOrNotSecondLifeThere stuff?

(now with more geldonedits)

First page! W00000T

Is this KOTOR Online again?

(http://bp3.blogger.com/_VZiyWOj2SJQ/RvihjNkh1ZI/AAAAAAAAADQ/hn_CauFRGA0/s400/Darth+Vader+Dallin.jpg)

Will there be Ham?

(http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/080313.jpg)

We're going to start putting all the bacon threads here?

I don't get it, but this is surely the most exciting to happen on F13 since Bruce. :awesome_for_real:

Bacon Themed f13 Hungry Hungry Hippo apps? You can gobble them up with  :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: s Eat bacon salt cubes for power-ups. The you become  :drill:

Will the disastrous Age of Conan launch be documented here?

Gee, I dunno, did Raph cook up an interface to his new MeatSpace chat client that will allow you to embed it in forum posts here on very special F13?

At this point, you might as well just rename this section from "MMOG Discussion" to "I have a :pedobear: for Raph MeatSpace."

Exit poll: How long until schild gets bored of this forum counts posts and moves this one to the GG.

[  ] one month
[  ] add MeatSpace to the spell checker already
[  ] good thing there's not a lifetime subscription!
[  ] tell ur crew
[  ] we pretend we don't, but we still think mmog devs are rock stars; this sub-forum will never be demoted!

Harsh! I'll take a proper sandbox over the Connect Four MMO any day of the week.

Maybe schild is getting f13 into beta, and we, as a community, can decide to make it KOTORO.  :drill:

Or maybe Schild and Raph are just taunting us.  :oh_i_see:

I'll give you an update:

We're deciding whether to switch over to SMF 2.0beta3 or to stick with SMF 1.1.4 and move forward with Meatspace plans. I'll let you all know when we know. You can't rush art!

Or something.

(http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/meatwad.jpg)

Lead dev?

Actually, I was thinking:

(http://www.alexbrownphotography.com/art_portraitsi/c2005_alex_brown_pi1.jpg)

i dont know why that little shit is so glum, fuckin brat has himself a gameboy sp he's set

It's battery is dead and no power cord.

I suspect that Shild doesn't have any MMO beta lined up at all; he's just going to say he does, and anyone who signs up gets carted off to a sweatshop to butcher cows.

Expect to see this waiting for you at your homes, fools!

(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5247/vansb4.jpg)

He lightsabered anyone that might have linked up with him.

If Metaplace is somehow going to be involved with the site, let's remember:

NGE
Third Dawn

plz. 

What does the 2.0 give that your looking forward to?

An automatic grammar snake checker?

Does Meatspace have collision detection?

Yes, but it's about half a second too late.   :oh_i_see:

Thanks Samwise. I laughed in class and now I look crazy. Of course I don't know why I found that funny.

Refer to my comments here (http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=8883.msg421236#msg421236).

Third time's the charm.

Do we get to be wizards in Raph's new MUD and code bidets?

Wait, I thought this was a forum for Bacon Cups.

No?

 :grin:

This thread scares me.

That fucking smiley makes me laugh everytime.


Also.  I think it's a PornOMOG.

Now I am scared AND aroused. ( :ye_gods: :awesome_for_real:)

do we finally get an f13 forum interface that we can embed in our myspace pages?

Saw this on massively.com

Got a small or medium sized community forum? Want to add YouTubes, mini-games, customizable avatars and heck -- a whole world all your own (why not?) -- in it? Then Areae wants to talk with you. Their Metaplace minigames for the masses / virtual world portal needs beta testers who wouldn't mind giving their new tech a trial run in their forums. You will probably need to paste some PHP code here and there -- but if you know what that entails, are comfortable doing it and want to give your community members reasons to spend more time on your forum, then head over to Metaplace for more details.

This could be your chance to get in on the ground floor of the Next Best Thing. Give it a shot, and if it works out for you, tell us about it!

OH BOY!!!!

We can have YouTubes!!!!!!

And avatars!11!!!!11


The fun just doesnt stop does it?

Up until one of us gets herpes. Or the clap.

Havent you seen the TV ads? If you get Herpes, you can go horse riding, canoeing, hiking, ALL KINDS OF FUN.

WHAT ABOUT THE SECKS? :ye_gods:

Only with the people you won't see ever again after a couple weeks.

In that case, ALL KINDS OF FUN! :drill: :drill: :drill:

The Metaplace is a series of YouTubes.

:pedobear:

Do a Google Images search on "meatplace" and go to page 2.

I googled "meatspace" and found this guy.  I think he's awesome.  I mean I don't know who he is, but his face is perfect for yelling at you fucking kids.

(http://www.irelandlogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/ianpaisley.jpg)

 :sad:

I'm still kind of unsure of what Metaplace is. If I wanted to make say... a Trading Card/Strategy Game, would I be able to do that?

Think of Metaplace as Flash plus hosting plus multiplayer plus it's free.

So, yes, but you'll have to learn some stuff to do it.

Did someone say meatbags?
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s13/specialj99/hk-47.jpg)

 :pedobear: at MetaPlaice

(http://www.babybarney.org.uk/images/blog/walk/3005.gif)

I play Second Life.
Well..
I live in Second Life a lot.

How is metaspace different? (True question - but you can troll if you like.)

Speculate? Hm, alright:

Meatspace - a new dating service exclusively for men?

Why are we still speculating about Schild's Meatspace?

Has this joke been made already?  I haven't really been reading the thread, just wanted to say that.