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Title: Wombat rape
Post by: Tale on March 27, 2008, 04:15:34 AM

This is bound to spread across the Internets, so I will get in early and link my ~~stolen~~ ~~appropriated~~ politely quoted version for teh clicks:

http://au.news.yahoo.com/080327/23/16a0p.html

ok ok here's the original in full: http://www.stuff.co.nz/4453980a11.html

Title: Re: Wombat rape
Post by: Megrim on March 27, 2008, 04:37:18 AM

He was lucky it wasn't a Drop Bear.

Title: Re: Wombat rape
Post by: murdoc on March 27, 2008, 06:02:51 AM

Quote

"I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out,''

:drill:

Title: Re: Wombat rape
Post by: Chimpy on March 27, 2008, 05:59:16 PM

Quote from: Megrim on March 27, 2008, 04:37:18 AM

He was lucky it wasn't a Drop Bear.

Drop Bears are viscious! :pedobear:

Title: Re: Wombat rape
Post by: IainC on March 28, 2008, 02:33:18 AM

'Using a phone for a fictitious purpose'.

Best crime ever.

Title: Re: Wombat rape
Post by: Roac on March 28, 2008, 05:32:52 AM

I'd prefer he be charged with prostitution.

Title: Re: Wombat rape
Post by: HaemishM on March 28, 2008, 09:37:20 AM

I must now work the phrase "wombat rape" into everyday conversation.