f13.net

You're 4 and getting taller! Or someshit!

Here's a  :roflcopter: for Trippy.

I'm 12 minutes late, but hey, it happens. Dad can forget his kids birthdays, rite?

:awesome_for_real:

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You were waiting to put that smiley out, weren't you?

(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/4032/1201919590695ye3.jpg)

And just think, nobody thought this... would last.

(http://www.mtv.com/content/ontv/vma/2006/images/galleries/make_out_club/AFPGetty%20Images_lisa_marie_mj_kiss.jpg)

 :rimshot:

I am throughly disappointed with the pictures posted thus far. Also,

:drill:

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Better?

(http://www.clisham.com-a.googlepages.com/bacon_cookie.jpg)

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Every year, some asshole posts that.

This year, that asshole is you.

Grats.

Let's make it like the baby in the King cake at Mardi Gras.  What does this mean Phildo is now forced into doing 'for tradition's sake.'

Schild, be fair.  I'm an asshole every year.

(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m56/angkkelly/Happy%20Birthday/happy-birthday.jpg)

I saw a guy with an f13 shirt.

He was working the door at the local artsy music cafe. I sidled up and asked where he got it. In Canadia, apparently. I asked him if he knew the significance of f13. He did not, he thought it was some military jargon. I nodded sagely and moved on.

The fact that he didn't find that exchange odd bothers me.

Awkwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.

What did the shirt look like?

It was actually pretty nice. Some kind of textured dark brown with f13 sort of in the pocket area. Collar, button-front.

(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/2847/thsmileyswoondp0.png)

I'd post some clever picture here but I'm too tired.  Instead, happy birthday F13!   :heart:

Thank you very much.

Also. Happy birthday f13!

Happy Spawning Day!  :drill:

Can we get a larger version? Desktop size?  Like  :awesome_for_real:.

Schild.  All those smileys.  Mouse pads.  Black backgrounds.

Man does have a point.

I like them too. The last one most of all.

Happy birthday f13!

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grats f13

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Ding Gratz f13

Jeezus. Four years already?!

And can I complain here about the fact that I've been logged in for 25 days and 16 hours? That's more than the combined /played from my stints in my three longest games (EQ1, WoW, SWG). Yikes...

Only? I'm already up to 14 days, 3 hours.  Start grinding more!

Haha. I don't feel so bad now for showing "13 days, 13 hours and 15 minutes"…

83 days.   :ye_gods:  Which, if f13 is 4 years old, means about 5.5% of the time it's been up, or an average of about 80 minutes per day.

24 days, 22 hours and 55 minutes.

90% of those are while I'm at work.

This shit still makes me laugh.  I am voting a slick new grief title for Morfiend!

Fucking casuals. You give me hives! Get to catassing!

Total time logged in: 103 days, 11 hours and 6 minutes.

True dat.  Same here. :P

There's usually intelligent conversation on this forum that isn't  :uhrr: so I like to check up frequently.

It seems like only yesterday we were still cleaning up water some dude dropped.  Happy birthday.    

As for my stats, they conclusively prove that...
I'm on the Internet too much,
and I talk too much while
contributing almost nothing new, and
hate democracy.

Total Time Spent Online: 58 days, 23 hours and 16 minutes.
Total Posts: 2856 posts
Total Topics Started: 120 topics


Holy crap.   :oh_i_see:

Total Time Spent Online:     48 days, 8 hours and 17 minutes.
Total Posts:    3809 posts
Total Topics Started:    98 topics
Number of Polls Created:    0 polls
Number of Votes Cast:    12 votes

Wow - I really didn't do much at work.

Pretty good for being late to the party here I believe.

oh hay stats.

Most time spent online:

That must be a listing for people who masturbate too much.

What is this ..."too much" concept?

33 days, 17 hours and 40 minutes

I lost because I quit my job. I can't catass like you guys anymore. Is there a more casual site I can join for epics?

I've slacked off a lot -- I used to be ahead of schild.

I used to "stay" logged in with my browser open. That's my excuse!

I don't remember this.

Heh we've talked about this before. I can load up a backup for you to see if you don't remember.

I never close my browser, but it apparently doesn't clock time the way others do. I should have far and away more time than nearly anyone just from that. Any idea how it calculates the time?

You have to keep refreshing a page. There's an idle "timeout" period after which it no longer considers you logged in for the purposes of tracking your logged in time. If you have two accounts you can watch it in the users online box at the bottom of the forum directory page. Refresh a page and you jump to or near the top. Then as that browser idles if you refresh on the other account you can watch the first one drop down the list until it disappears. At that point you are no longer considered "logged in".

That makes sense. I read very quickly and don't read every single thread, so that is probably why my times are lower than I would expect.

I'm not in the top 10, so I'm happy with that.

Are we potty trained yet?

I think my postcount would be close to doubled if I hit <post> instead of the back button.

50 days, 19 hours, 9700 posts. I'm doing ok for efficiency, since I do a lot of the idle timeout thing. Why do people expect me to go fix their computers? Bah.

Mostly, but every now and then we have an accident and a thread needs to be moved to Politics.

oi

We're proud of you :)