Title: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: ForumBot 0.8 beta on February 26, 2008, 06:02:23 PM
Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
A rare glimpse at the man behind the myth.
Link nuked by schild: Will be rehosted on f13.
A rare glimpse at the man behind the myth.
Link nuked by schild: Will be rehosted on f13.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: cmlancas on February 26, 2008, 06:06:13 PM
First.
What's with the Danny Ocean vibe I get from the picture? :pedobear:
What's with the Danny Ocean vibe I get from the picture? :pedobear:
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 06:06:29 PM
Who approved this?
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: cmlancas on February 26, 2008, 06:07:08 PM
Which, the casino robbing, or the actual picture? :grin:
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Samwise on February 26, 2008, 06:07:33 PM
Who approved this?
You did. On Thursday night. As far as you know. :grin:
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 06:09:40 PM
Who approved this?
You did. On Thursday night. As far as you know. :grin:
I remember conversations from thursday night. Who wouldn't when half of them are with midgets, creepy score 5-7 women, and uhhhhh, what's what word a bunch of fruitbags made up a few years back?
Damnit.
It's something about metal. It has the word head in it. Rivethead. That's it.
Also, I hate my glasses. And they're out of prescription.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Phildo on February 26, 2008, 06:13:53 PM
Ahahahahaha, front page!
Samwise, remind me to buy you a beer if we ever meet in person.
Samwise, remind me to buy you a beer if we ever meet in person.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Tannhauser on February 26, 2008, 06:23:46 PM
So Schild, when are YOU gonna build an underwater objectivist utopia?
Would you kindly?
Would you kindly?
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 06:24:13 PM
I'll get right on that, after I lose another 20-30lbs.
Priorities.
Priorities.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: TheWalrus on February 26, 2008, 06:36:09 PM
You'd think it would kill you to smile.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 06:37:57 PM
Funny. I thought about telling Samwise to change the name to Caution: Only Smiles When Drunk.
Also, I want this shit off Flickr. This is not for public consumption.
Also also, I'm not smiling in the candid ones. I actually do smile a lot.
Also, I want this shit off Flickr. This is not for public consumption.
Also also, I'm not smiling in the candid ones. I actually do smile a lot.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Ookii on February 26, 2008, 06:40:06 PM
Ha, I didn't know you were going to actually post the pictures when I gave them to you.
I forgot about that picture of me, awesome.
I forgot about that picture of me, awesome.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Strazos on February 26, 2008, 06:40:18 PM
Don't you know? Schild is far too cool and debonair to smile.
Also, the glasses...yeah. But please to not be replacing with those new box-frame type things that seem to be in vogue atm. Don't be That Guy.
Also, the glasses...yeah. But please to not be replacing with those new box-frame type things that seem to be in vogue atm. Don't be That Guy.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Signe on February 26, 2008, 06:42:11 PM
I bet you were drinking a Flirtini. I bet you were. I can smell pink on your breath from here!
(http://www.idolvodka.com/images/flirtini.jpg)
That is so you!
(http://www.idolvodka.com/images/flirtini.jpg)
That is so you!
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 06:42:48 PM
I bet you were drinking a Flirtini. I bet you were. I can smell pink on your breath from here!
(http://www.idolvodka.com/images/flirtini.jpg)
That is so you!
(http://www.idolvodka.com/images/flirtini.jpg)
That is so you!
That looks like Ookii's drink. We were drinking Old Fashioned(s).
I did have a Mojito though. And it was fantastic.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 06:45:34 PM
I nuked the link. As it says. Will get it into an f13 gallery.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Trippy on February 26, 2008, 06:47:00 PM
Who is the dork in the back in the pic with :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: girl?
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 06:48:27 PM
Who is the dork in the back in the pic with :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: girl?
HAH. I think Ookii and I talked to that guy for like 2 hours. Of course, I could've had a deep discussion with a fire hydrant pretty soon after arriving.
That said, pretty neat guy. From Umbra.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Miasma on February 26, 2008, 07:01:52 PM
Can we vote on who gets Samwise's mod slot?
Edit: One != on.
Who is the dork in the back in the pic with :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: girl?
Was the pic changed because I see no :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: girl.Edit: One != on.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 07:02:28 PM
Can we vote one who gets Samwise's mod slot?
Who is the dork in the back in the pic with :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: girl?
Was the pic changed because I see no :awesome_for_real: :awesome_for_real: girl.It was in the slideshow. The picture used to be a link to unapproved copyrighted photos. Urhhhhh. Thetans did it.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: stu on February 26, 2008, 07:10:17 PM
Nice shirt. :-)
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 07:11:19 PM
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Hoax on February 26, 2008, 07:15:21 PM
I missed stuff didn't I? I was I involved in any of the stuff I missed? Whuts goin on!?
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Ookii on February 26, 2008, 08:10:21 PM
Samwise posted pictures on flickr we are apparently just adding to photos.f13.net anyway.
You were even in the last one :awesome_for_real:
You were even in the last one :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Fabricated on February 26, 2008, 08:32:00 PM
What mean person posted a myspace-quality photo of you? Between the lighting and blurryness you look like you belong driving a rusty Econoline van you fucking creep.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Bunk on February 26, 2008, 08:35:14 PM
I like the picture, it has a sense of soul.
That being said, the photographer should be shot for the horrible lighting.
That being said, the photographer should be shot for the horrible lighting.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 08:36:43 PM
I like the picture, it has a sense of soul.
That being said, the photographer should be shot for the horrible lighting.
That being said, the photographer should be shot for the horrible lighting.
Blame the bar.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 08:46:49 PM
What mean person posted a myspace-quality photo of you? Between the lighting and blurryness you look like you belong driving a rusty Econoline van you fucking creep.
Hah. I think we have one with better lighting.
I'm gonna go through them myself tomorrow and white balance ALL of them.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 26, 2008, 10:47:40 PM
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2271/smilingguitarfb4.jpg)
Working on pictures.
Here's a smiling guitar thing.
Working on pictures.
Here's a smiling guitar thing.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Sky on February 27, 2008, 06:18:49 AM
Three Strings of Awesome.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 27, 2008, 08:15:40 AM
Looks like a piece of toast with strings.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Signe on February 27, 2008, 09:59:44 AM
God, I love toast.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: voodoolily on February 27, 2008, 10:00:54 AM
lol @ toast.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: IainC on February 27, 2008, 11:17:26 AM
I wrote a poem about toast once.
It goes thusly:
Iain's Great Toast Poem
I like toast
I like jam on toast
I like ham on toast
I do not like frog on toast
it isn't so much the toast that I do not like
it's more the frog
It goes thusly:
Iain's Great Toast Poem
I like toast
I like jam on toast
I like ham on toast
I do not like frog on toast
it isn't so much the toast that I do not like
it's more the frog
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Nonentity on February 27, 2008, 11:25:09 AM
HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS THREAD
You were totally wearing all your 120 dollar clothing at once. ADMIT IT.
You were totally wearing all your 120 dollar clothing at once. ADMIT IT.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: schild on February 27, 2008, 11:41:58 AM
HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS THREAD
You were totally wearing all your 120 dollar clothing at once. ADMIT IT.
You were totally wearing all your 120 dollar clothing at once. ADMIT IT.
Not... quite.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Signe on February 27, 2008, 12:26:12 PM
I wrote a poem about toast once.
It goes thusly:
Iain's Great Toast Poem
I like toast
I like jam on toast
I like ham on toast
I do not like frog on toast
it isn't so much the toast that I do not like
it's more the frog
It goes thusly:
Iain's Great Toast Poem
I like toast
I like jam on toast
I like ham on toast
I do not like frog on toast
it isn't so much the toast that I do not like
it's more the frog
That was lovely.
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/18/19/22811918.jpg)
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: K9 on February 27, 2008, 02:01:50 PM
(http://www.geej.com/Marmite/marmite1024.jpg)
:awesome_for_real:
:awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Nebu on February 27, 2008, 02:09:42 PM
Toast Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_aHkrjPo7A)
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Phildo on February 27, 2008, 02:11:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5wNaWx2ctY
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Tisirin on February 27, 2008, 04:46:42 PM
Well, I was glad to see you at GDC at any rate. You had quite an impressive collection of test tubes at the CCP party as well, even as early as I got there.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: WindupAtheist on February 28, 2008, 05:15:40 AM
Someone photoshop :awesome_for_real: in place of his head. Just because. I'd do it, but I'm drunk and lazy and about to go to bed. Also I'd be doing it in MSPaint, because I'm a noob that way.
Title: Re: Schild: A Strange and Terrible Saga
Post by: Righ on February 28, 2008, 07:15:17 AM
Here's a smiling guitar thing.
(http://www.aqpa87.dsl.pipex.com/scifihelmets/DrWho/Sim_RevCyb01.JPG)