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Title: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: WayAbvPar on February 15, 2008, 07:44:19 AM
(http://gizzo.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/Happy%20birthday%20cake.jpg)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: stray on February 15, 2008, 07:49:19 AM
Eh? what's that make you now, man? 26?


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Ookii on February 15, 2008, 07:51:48 AM
Found it on a GIS of 'birthday gif' thought it was appropriate:

(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/5914/xin55100320145406426019zx2.jpg)

HAPPY BARFDAY


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Sky on February 15, 2008, 07:58:42 AM
Obligatory:
(http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF032-Todays_My_Birthday.gif)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: schild on February 15, 2008, 08:08:55 AM
26, yea. Thanks guys.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: stray on February 15, 2008, 08:10:39 AM
26 was when I started playing mmo's, I think. You should resolve to stop.

But of course, you might have already done that.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: voodoolily on February 15, 2008, 08:35:32 AM
(http://mail2.someecards.com/filestorage/bir_32.jpg)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Simond on February 15, 2008, 08:36:57 AM
26, yea. Thanks guys.
Congratulations on being closer to 30 than 20!  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Signe on February 15, 2008, 08:49:22 AM
HA!  You are Valentine's Day leftovers!  (http://www.world-of-smilies.com/wos_party/Pogo0.gif)

Here is a picture of something I would probably have given you IRL:
(http://www.gadgetreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/17-suit1.jpg)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Sky on February 15, 2008, 09:08:09 AM
MMOs didn't exist when I was 26.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Tebonas on February 15, 2008, 09:31:36 AM
(http://www.nordsternchens-katzen.de/Geschenke/bilder/MuckieGeburtstagTorteGedicht.jpg)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 15, 2008, 09:42:06 AM
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/j00wish/zombie_birthday.jpg)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Samwise on February 15, 2008, 09:42:27 AM
(http://www.sotirov.com/uploaded_images/birthday-cake-773619.jpg)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 15, 2008, 09:42:56 AM
Dam, that looks tasty.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Yegolev on February 15, 2008, 09:46:31 AM
Happy Birthday.

I cannot compete with the picutres.  PBF?  Check.  someecards?  Check.  Cake?  Check, for those of us still alive.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Samwise on February 15, 2008, 09:47:14 AM
Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: voodoolily on February 15, 2008, 10:13:03 AM
lol at the cake is a lie.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Nebu on February 15, 2008, 11:37:41 AM
Happy Birthday!

(http://www.lapictures.co.uk/images/card29-150.gif)

You're still a child, btw. 26 is nothing.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Lantyssa on February 15, 2008, 11:57:09 AM
(http://english.people.com.cn/200508/14/images/0812_D25.jpg)

Happy birthday.  Someone cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did not.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Sky on February 15, 2008, 12:18:21 PM
I boughtted u a bukkit



but dey stolz it


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: JWIV on February 15, 2008, 01:56:08 PM
I'll have a drink tonight in honor of your birthday!

(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o212/baconharvey/baconmartini.jpg)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: WayAbvPar on February 15, 2008, 03:14:53 PM
Is that a bacon grease martini? Heart healthy!


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: stu on February 15, 2008, 03:27:16 PM
WTG on avoiding death!


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Strazos on February 15, 2008, 03:37:44 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2000035887522228730_rs.jpg)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Sauced on February 15, 2008, 03:38:48 PM
There's no way to top that post by Strazos, so I'll just say Happy Birthday.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Trippy on February 15, 2008, 06:52:23 PM
Scarlett and Natalie say:

Happy Birthday Schildy!

(http://pandadesigns.com/f13/johansson-portman-1.jpg)

Edit: changed to pink to better match dress


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: schild on February 15, 2008, 07:01:14 PM
I would go to TOWN on that pair.

It would end up looking like post-depression Allentown.

Just fucking wrecked.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Azazel on February 15, 2008, 07:46:31 PM
Grats d00d.

(http://static.flickr.com/38/75343398_96e3fc8b81.jpg)

Happy Birthday!


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: schild on February 15, 2008, 07:49:25 PM
She looks like she's about to unleash some thetans.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Azazel on February 15, 2008, 07:57:45 PM
Thetans Unleashing are the only approved way to blow out cake candles.



Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Yoru on February 15, 2008, 09:31:20 PM
^^^ What they said.  :grin:


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Phildo on February 15, 2008, 11:27:30 PM
Happy birthday, old man.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Surlyboi on February 16, 2008, 07:46:22 AM
Happy birthday, a day late.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Yegolev on February 16, 2008, 10:47:21 AM
She is totally facing the wrong way.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Jain Zar on February 16, 2008, 02:04:27 PM
She is totally facing the wrong way.

Cmon.. its not like Cruise is gonna have a WOMAN go near his space spirit clear naughty bits.. 


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Jimbo on February 17, 2008, 04:28:13 AM
Happy birthday!


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Murgos on February 17, 2008, 05:15:49 AM
Bah humbug.  I just turned 36 today.   :ye_gods:

Live it up Schildy, the 20's go waaaay to fast.  If you're just turning 26 I highly recommend you go date a 20 year old just because you can.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Signe on February 17, 2008, 08:02:44 AM
You are all getting so fucking old.  

(http://users.beol.net/chuknzig/Chuck/FlamingBirthdayCake.jpg)

DIABCF!


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Llava on February 17, 2008, 09:08:57 AM
Bah humbug.  I just turned 36 today.   :ye_gods:

Live it up Schildy, the 20's go waaaay to fast.  If you're just turning 26 I highly recommend you go date a 20 year old just because you can.

Wow.

I turned 26 on Wednesday and last week asked out a girl who turns 20 in mid-March.  She turned me down, unfortunately (owing to the 2 hour drive between us) but still, that was awfully prescient of you.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: stray on February 17, 2008, 09:28:17 AM
I have no worries about asking young girls out. Took an 18 year old out fairly recently even.  :uhrr:

The problem wasn't her though. It was her young stud, pit fighter (literally) of an ex-boyfriend who couldn't leave things alone. Now THAT kind of shit I am too old for.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Rendakor on February 17, 2008, 10:11:59 AM
[img]some funny picture, birthday related picture here [ /img]
Gratz on surviving another year!


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Nebu on February 17, 2008, 10:31:59 AM
Women in their 30's are the way to go anyway. 

1) They have a career

2) They have a stronger sex drive

3) They can hold an intelligent conversation

4) They don't play games

5) They know who the hell the Beatles are

I think the best years of my life were in my early 30's.  Still, 26 wasn't bad. 


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: schild on February 17, 2008, 11:19:15 AM
Women in their 30's are the way to go anyway. 

1) They have a career

2) They have a stronger sex drive

3) They can hold an intelligent conversation

4) They don't play games

5) They know who the hell the Beatles are

I think the best years of my life were in my early 30's.  Still, 26 wasn't bad. 

Arizona is hard, in the past few years graduating high school and college has gone from "necessity" to "total option, arizona is cheap, why bother."

People here are.... very stupid.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: stray on February 17, 2008, 11:27:01 AM
People here are.... very stupid.

Actually, this is the big sign that you really are just getting old. ;)


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Nebu on February 17, 2008, 11:33:35 AM
People here everywhere are.... very stupid.

FIFY


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Rasix on February 17, 2008, 12:16:57 PM
Happy Birthday.  Yah, I'm way late, but I'm not one for well wishing in general.  Hope you had fun and bought yourself lots of slim people clothing.  :grin:


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Soukyan on February 18, 2008, 06:19:08 AM
Happy Birthday, Schild.

Happy Birthday, Murgos.

Happy Birthday, Llava.


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Lantyssa on February 18, 2008, 11:34:07 AM
5) They know who the hell the Beatles are
Who are the Beatles?  Are they, like, some 70's disco group?


Title: Re: Ding Grats, Mr. Schild
Post by: Phildo on February 18, 2008, 12:02:57 PM
I had this sweet joke all worked out around The Beets from the cartoon Doug.... but there aren't any good pictures of them online.   So instead I present you a video:

Killer Tofu (http://youtube.com/watch?v=iWB88LYEQII)