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Title: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Yegolev on February 12, 2008, 11:34:12 AM Free for all. I have some ideas but I have been pretty wishy-washy about settling on one. Now I want one for this Grainger account I'm setting up.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 11:41:13 AM What are you ordering from Grainger?
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Signe on February 12, 2008, 11:43:20 AM I don't know what it is even. Hats?
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 12, 2008, 11:46:09 AM Whats the corp do?
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Yegolev on February 12, 2008, 11:55:36 AM What are you ordering from Grainger? http://www.grainger.com/Grainger/items/1MZP4 Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Sky on February 12, 2008, 11:58:08 AM Ursine Window Installations
:hello_thar: Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Signe on February 12, 2008, 12:00:11 PM That thing is awesome cool. I want one but I'm not sure what it's for. Maybe I can just use it to hang from something.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 12:00:35 PM I CAN LIFT A FUCKING REFRIGERATOR, INC.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Prospero on February 12, 2008, 12:02:00 PM WallWalkers Inc or ACME Inc
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: MrHat on February 12, 2008, 12:14:24 PM International Suppliers and Developers, Inc.
ISDI Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: MrHat on February 12, 2008, 12:15:10 PM Cuntractors Incorporated.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Sky on February 12, 2008, 12:24:39 PM Worldwide Erection and Insertion Corp
....Halliburton Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Yegolev on February 12, 2008, 12:51:24 PM It doesn't really have any bearing on the suction cup. It might or might not have something to do with the actual business, or both: Ceramic Tile and Spacecraft, for example.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Nebu on February 12, 2008, 12:52:08 PM Universal Pneumatics Corp.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 12:53:18 PM It doesn't really have any bearing on the suction cup. It might or might not have something to do with the actual business, or both: Ceramic Tile and Spacecraft, for example. TUMBLE DRY ON LOW, LLC. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Yegolev on February 12, 2008, 01:05:17 PM You are out there, man. But that's a good one.
I will derail my own thread a tiny bit and just say that it's simply terrible how I finally go looking for something my wife has wanted for over five years and then she goes and bitches me out because a rate quote on a mortgage refi has gone up 0.125% and the monthly went up $21 from when I got quotes last week. So maybe I don't want the suction cup anymore. Nah, I do. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Sky on February 12, 2008, 01:12:04 PM Shutting the Wife the Hell Up, LLC.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Nevermore on February 12, 2008, 01:18:22 PM It doesn't really have any bearing on the suction cup. It might or might not have something to do with the actual business, or both: Ceramic Tile and Spacecraft, for example. Space Dreidels, Inc. Edit: thank you, Schild. My Yiddish sucks. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 01:23:25 PM That would be Dreidels sir.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Viin on February 12, 2008, 01:54:50 PM Robot Warriors, LLC
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: kaid on February 12, 2008, 01:56:26 PM Drunken Walrus LLC
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 01:58:25 PM YES, I WOULD LIKE THE REST OF THOSE COOKIES. INC.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Moosehands on February 12, 2008, 02:26:09 PM Caluminous Kerfluffle, Inc.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Triforcer on February 12, 2008, 02:30:32 PM Hand to Man Ministries, Inc.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 02:41:00 PM The Suspiciously Tart Lemonade Stand.
God, fuck, I still love that name. Also: God, Fuck, Inc. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Moosehands on February 12, 2008, 02:42:44 PM Yegolev Is A, LLC
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: HaemishM on February 12, 2008, 02:42:49 PM MyBossHasNoDamnPantsOn.com
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Murgos on February 12, 2008, 02:57:50 PM You gonna eat that, Inc
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Moosehands on February 12, 2008, 03:06:38 PM I FELL DOWN TWICE Studio
edit: I just realized how many of my posts on f13 have been me just shouting out random words. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: kaid on February 12, 2008, 03:23:19 PM :pedobear:Free candy van LLC :pedobear:
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Cadaverine on February 12, 2008, 03:35:34 PM Spumco, perhaps?
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: sidereal on February 12, 2008, 03:37:34 PM Great Old Ones and Sons, LLC
Yggdrasil Nurseries Menzoberranzan Spelunking Supplies Jenkem Northeast Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: MrHat on February 12, 2008, 03:56:01 PM Irrational Exuberance
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Teleku on February 12, 2008, 04:35:47 PM Aperture Science
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Soukyan on February 12, 2008, 04:42:11 PM Aperture Science I like this idea. But use "Pittsburgh Plate Glass". Real corporation and, well, apropos to the order. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: stu on February 12, 2008, 05:31:34 PM InGen
Aetonyx Erectopus Tarchia Just some names I pulled out of the dinosaur list. I'm partial to Great Old Ones (It spells GOO). Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Yegolev on February 12, 2008, 06:15:34 PM Great Old Ones and Sons, LLC Yggdrasil Nurseries Dude, way to sprint towards the goal. Applause. Surprised I haven't seen an Innitech yet. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Evil Elvis on February 12, 2008, 06:18:53 PM Unremarkable Anuses Incorporated
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: sidereal on February 12, 2008, 07:22:33 PM I was trying to remember the name of the other Generic Dot Com in Office Space. . the one that the guy selling magazines worked for. But I couldn't come up with it.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Abagadro on February 12, 2008, 09:01:17 PM Hyperglobalmeganet.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 09:02:09 PM Heh.
Skynet. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Righ on February 12, 2008, 10:26:42 PM We Pull Your Stuff
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Sky on February 13, 2008, 06:40:07 AM Frobozzco
Flathead Industries Great Underground Empire International Imports and Exports Frobozz Magic Aardvark Company Frobozz Magic Abacus Company Frobozz Magic Abbreviated Dictionary Company Frobozz Magic Abdominal Exercisor [sic] Company Frobozz Magic Abode Company Frobozz Magic Abrasives Company Frobozz Magic Absorbent Toothbrush Company Frobozz Magic Accessory Company Frobozz Magic Accordian [sic] Company Frobozz Magic Accoutrement Company Frobozz Magic Acid Company Frobozz Magic Acne Repellent Company Frobozz Magic Acoustical Food Company Frobozz Magic Acoustical Tile Company Frobozz Magic Actuarial Table Company Frobozz Magic Additive Company Frobozz Magic Adhesive Company Frobozz Magic Adobe Brick Company Frobozz Magic Adpoidz Company Frobozz Magic Advertising Agency Frobozz Magic Afghan Hound Company Frobozz Magic After‐Shave Company Frobozz Magic Airplane Company Frobozz Magic Air Pump Company Frobozz Magic Alarm Company Frobozz Magic Alcoholic Beverage Company Frobozz Magic Algae 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Company Frobozz Magic Grommet Company Frobozz Magic Grue Accessories Company Frobozz Magic Grue Refrigerator Company Frobozz Magic Grue Repellent Company Frobozz Magic Gunk Company Frobozz Magic Homing Pigeon Company Frobozz Magic Hotel Company Frobozz Magic Inquisition Numbered Ticket Company Frobozz Magic Label Company Frobozz Magic Lantern Company Frobozz Magic Magic Carpet Company Frobozz Magic Magic Correspondence School Frobozz Magic Magic Equipment Company Frobozz Magic Mailbox Company Frobozz Magic Mine Field Company Frobozz Magic Month Company Frobozz Magic Mutated Grue Breeder Company Frobozz Magic Noseplugs Company Frobozz Magic Passage Company Frobozz Magic Pencil Company Frobozz Magic Potion Company Frobozz Magic Pressurizer Company Frobozz Magic Purple Beast Alarm System Company Frobozz Magic Robot Company Frobozz Magic Roller Coaster Company Frobozz Magic Room Spinner Company Frobozz Magic Royal Yacht Company Frobozz Magic Sack Company Frobozz Magic Saddle Company 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Post by: Nerf on February 13, 2008, 07:00:07 AM Ha, I was just thinking Frobozz Co, although I wouldn't have taken it to the length you did, well played.
My vote goes to Conglom-O Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: HaemishM on February 13, 2008, 07:45:43 AM I was trying to remember the name of the other Generic Dot Com in Office Space. . the one that the guy selling magazines worked for. But I couldn't come up with it. The main characters worked for Innitech. I think Orlando Jones character had worked for Inniprobe or Innitrope or something similar. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 13, 2008, 08:01:18 AM Initrode.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Paelos on February 13, 2008, 08:12:02 AM Suckonite, LLC
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Sky on February 13, 2008, 08:15:47 AM Remember when we did drug names and came up with greats such as Vagifil and Dixafaylin?
I forgot to mention a commercial I saw over the weekend...for Aciphex. Pronounced ass effects. I fell of the couch laughing. They kept saying it and all I could think was...how did this pass marketing? I only wish it were a bowel-movement kinda thing rather than acid reflux. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Furiously on February 13, 2008, 08:21:37 AM Uhm - why not just walk into your local store and buy one?
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Simond on February 13, 2008, 08:24:58 AM Genom
Umbrella Corp. InGen Biffco Cyberdyne Systems Omni Consumer Products Pentex Shinra Union Aerospace Corporation Nergal Heavy Industries Edit: Event Horizon Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Yegolev on February 13, 2008, 12:23:23 PM Uhm - why not just walk into your local store and buy one? My local Grainger store? What? The suction cup is not the point, it's just the latest thing in a long string of things that makes me want to incorporate. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Signe on February 13, 2008, 12:28:28 PM The word suction kind of annoys me. I don't know why.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Sky on February 13, 2008, 12:47:25 PM The suction cup is not the point, it's just the latest thing in a long string of things that makes me want to incorporate. The Latest In A Long String Of Things, LLCTitle: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: schild on February 13, 2008, 12:49:46 PM Wait, you're ACTUALLY incorporating? Is this for you know, writing off things? Might I suggest incorporating in the style in which I did.
That is to say, I could probably write-off a flight on the vomit comet. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Yegolev on February 13, 2008, 01:49:20 PM I've been "actually incorporating" since 1999. I'm a procrastinator. We can turn this into a discussion on incorporating, might help motivate me.
Signe. The words you don't like seem to be words which you actually should like, since they can be used much the way you use the word "pussy" when you talk about your cats. I have no explanation. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: sidereal on February 13, 2008, 02:48:12 PM I've incorporated.
I'm Chief Cognitive Ass of the Cognitive Assonance Cabal. I even have the require annual boardmember meetings. With myself. And some lotion. Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Signe on February 13, 2008, 04:30:42 PM Call it Fat Suction Pussy, Inc. Or Lubed Sausage, LLC. Please don't take my feelings about words into consideration. I don't take anyone else's when I talk about my pussies.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: lamaros on February 13, 2008, 08:27:48 PM YOU RANG, SIR? INC.
Title: Re: I need a corporate name, stat. Post by: Yegolev on February 14, 2008, 08:24:49 AM |