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Title: Dwarves Hiden in Duffle Bags for Theft Ring
Post by: bhodi on February 12, 2008, 09:45:30 AM
You really just can't make this stuff up! (http://www.nypost.com/seven/01272008/news/weirdbuttrue/weirdbuttrue.htm)
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January 27, 2008 -- Cunning dwarves with cruel intentions are being smuggled inside duffel bags onto long-distance European buses so the little thieves can rob unsuspecting travelers.

The petit larcenists - who have made off with thousands of dollars in cash and jewels - hide out under the bus until it takes off.

Then they crawl out and start rifling through passengers' belongings.

"We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature," said a Swedish police spokesman.


Title: Re: Dwarves Hiden in Duffle Bags for Theft Ring
Post by: stray on February 12, 2008, 09:47:37 AM
(http://www.filmbuffonline.com/images/TimeBandits.jpg)


Title: Re: Dwarves Hiden in Duffle Bags for Theft Ring
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 12, 2008, 09:50:43 AM
"criminals of limited stature"


LMAO.


Title: Re: Dwarves Hiden in Duffle Bags for Theft Ring
Post by: MrHat on February 12, 2008, 11:22:31 AM
"criminals of limited stature"


LMAO.

What a great band name.


Title: Re: Dwarves Hiden in Duffle Bags for Theft Ring
Post by: Phildo on February 12, 2008, 12:23:10 PM
As if "Terry Gilliam's Time Bandits" wasn't good enough already?