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Title: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 12, 2008, 08:26:57 AM
What would it be.



(Original ideas only please)


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: sigil on February 12, 2008, 08:29:38 AM
(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7774/1388io9.gif)

Not original, but the first thing I thought of.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Nebu on February 12, 2008, 08:31:44 AM
 :pedobear:


Though my personal vote would be for Manbearpig


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: HaemishM on February 12, 2008, 08:59:58 AM
A crotchpheasant.

In a pear tree.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 12, 2008, 09:03:37 AM
A crotchpheasant.

In a pear tree.

Please describe what a crotchpheasant would look like. If you care to.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: HaemishM on February 12, 2008, 09:08:46 AM
My mind rebels at the prospect of picturing said animal.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: stray on February 12, 2008, 09:21:28 AM
Something (or someone) pasty.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Phildo on February 12, 2008, 09:23:50 AM
Why not just roll with the Terracotta Army?  Or we could try to find an artist's representation of a foozle.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: stray on February 12, 2008, 09:27:25 AM
I imagine a foozle is similar to a jackalope, but fuzzier. Or more "poofy".


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Phildo on February 12, 2008, 09:28:51 AM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/a/a4/250px-Pixar_jackalope.png)


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 12, 2008, 09:29:00 AM
Why not just roll with the Terracotta Army?  Or we could try to find an artist's representation of a foozle.

The Terracotta army was , i think, spir of the moment.

The foozle idea is good... Brings to mind something akin to a whack-a-mole, or those hammers like this:

(http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/f/fa/fabiosvr/656244_plastic_hammer_toy_1.jpg)



EDIT: someone needs to officially define a foozle for me.



If i go with whats been posted. Something:

  • pasty
    furry
    squeaky hammer like.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: stray on February 12, 2008, 09:40:53 AM
Wait, it squeaks like a rubber hammer, and is fatal to them as well?


Correction on my theory: A cross between a jackalope, a haggis, and a donut. In pink.

Forget the pasty thing. Those who waste their time with foozles are the pasty ones.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 10:53:58 AM
Terracotta Army describes you all better. Foozle was picked at birth because it was mockingly hilarious. Should've changes postcount to experience points in retrospect.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Phildo on February 12, 2008, 11:15:29 AM
It's not too late, Schildo


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Nebu on February 12, 2008, 11:22:31 AM
It's not too late, Schildo

He prefers to be called "Le Schild"


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 11:23:18 AM
I will punch you in the jaw. To the xtreme.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Signe on February 12, 2008, 11:24:59 AM
I always call him S-Child or Schildy (shilldy).  They both suit him.  So does Le Schild. 

What is with these weird threads, Mr. B?  Are you writing some sort of book or is it some sort of trap?


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Furiously on February 12, 2008, 11:26:28 AM
I will punch you in the jaw. To the xtreme.


I thought you said jew there, and I was like? You are going to punch yourself?


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Nebu on February 12, 2008, 11:34:08 AM
I will punch you in the jaw. To the xtreme.

Admit it.  You laughed.  :drill:


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: schild on February 12, 2008, 11:38:29 AM
No, I didn't.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Yegolev on February 12, 2008, 11:39:15 AM
We don't need to be tied to the past.  New mascot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6gT-J8kfpo).


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 12, 2008, 11:48:40 AM
What is with these weird threads, Mr. B?  Are you writing some sort of book or is it some sort of trap?

Working on some submissions for various thing for the site. Need info.  :grin:


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Hutch on February 12, 2008, 11:50:09 AM
 :dead_horse:


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: tazelbain on February 12, 2008, 12:01:30 PM
A mangy squirrel passed out with Guitar Hero guitar near by.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Signe on February 12, 2008, 12:04:22 PM
(http://www.tomorrowland.org/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/19/squirrel_terror.jpg)

One of my favourite ex-avatards.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: NiX on February 12, 2008, 01:29:26 PM
Mascot? A pair of feet.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: WayAbvPar on February 12, 2008, 02:38:06 PM
Mascot? A pair of feet.

Why a pair? There is only one Signe  :awesome_for_real:


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Samwise on February 12, 2008, 02:53:35 PM
But she's Feet.  Not Foot.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Phildo on February 12, 2008, 02:57:04 PM
What about The Foot?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/TMNT1987_Shredder.png)


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Aez on February 12, 2008, 03:16:25 PM
I win!

(http://wiki.onlinegamers.org/images/thumb/f/f4/Fetapult.jpg/180px-Fetapult.jpg)



Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Righ on February 12, 2008, 05:29:40 PM
A Scotch mutton pie. Oh wait, mascots, not pies.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Kitsune on February 12, 2008, 05:56:05 PM
(http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8156/spidersquirrelcp4.jpg)


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: cmlancas on February 12, 2008, 06:44:02 PM
Once upon a time a schlid appeared in a thread. I think it was a giant squid looking thing that vaguely resembled Cthulu. I nominate that.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: sidereal on February 12, 2008, 07:40:24 PM
(http://www.pathguy.com/cthulhu6_s.jpg)


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Paelos on February 13, 2008, 08:31:53 AM
(http://www.themovieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/aqua-teen-remember.jpg)


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Soukyan on February 13, 2008, 08:39:58 AM
(http://www.tomorrowland.org/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/19/squirrel_terror.jpg)

One of my favourite ex-avatards.

That's Viagra and he looks rather limp. Must be past the four hour mark. Not that I was looking.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Signe on February 13, 2008, 08:49:39 AM
I can't believe you looked at his tiny little squirrel willy!   :ye_gods:


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Dtrain on February 13, 2008, 09:35:58 AM
A crotchpheasant.

In a pear tree.

Please describe what a crotchpheasant would look like. If you care to.

The crotchpeasant in it's native habitat:
(http://wwwsshe.murdoch.edu.au/intersections/issue12/images/angles3.jpg)


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Polysorbate80 on February 13, 2008, 09:50:32 AM
(http://www.its2.uidaho.edu/video/shout/carfire.jpg)

Hint:  It's not the firefighters.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Righ on February 13, 2008, 09:53:28 AM
That's a General Motors car, isn't it?


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Polysorbate80 on February 13, 2008, 09:56:05 AM
I'm not sure.  I'm just surprised a google of "car fire" didn't turn up more images of Pintos.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 13, 2008, 10:01:02 AM
That's a General Motors car, isn't it?

Its a practice car..not even really a car.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Righ on February 13, 2008, 10:09:38 AM
Oh never mind.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Polysorbate80 on February 13, 2008, 10:22:56 AM
That's a General Motors car, isn't it?

Its a practice car..not even really a car.

So...you're saying it *IS* a GM car then?  :grin:


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Murgos on February 13, 2008, 10:23:44 AM
Someone said it in the other thread but it works here too:

Bruce's penis.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Soukyan on February 13, 2008, 11:16:20 AM
Wow. I can't remember the last time someone was told to "Die in a car fire" around here.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Samwise on February 13, 2008, 11:32:47 AM
Someone said it in the other thread but it works here too:

Bruce's penis.

Die in a car fire.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Mrbloodworth on February 13, 2008, 11:50:52 AM
Still looking for ideas.


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Llava on February 13, 2008, 01:19:57 PM
(http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/7774/1388io9.gif)

Resurrected!


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Polysorbate80 on February 13, 2008, 03:18:56 PM
Someone said it in the other thread but it works here too:

Bruce's penis.

Die in a car fire.

Or die in a furry car fire

(http://www.its2.uidaho.edu/video/shout/catfire.jpg)


Title: Re: If F13 had a mascot
Post by: Aez on February 13, 2008, 04:20:00 PM
Nice one.