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A couple months old but...

http://news-record.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071203/NRSTAFF/71203017

Check the name of the first victim.

..and here I thought naming one's kid Jésus was tacky.

I was hoping to see someone named Zarathustra.

Not 'God Supreme', but 'Born God Supreme".

And I thought my mother had issues...

I bring you:

(http://www.amd.com/us-en/assets/content_type/Additional/Ath64_dweezil.jpg)

(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/1775/MoonUnitZa_Grani_817498_400.jpg)

I very nearly ended up named Moonbeam.  Yes, really.  Exactly because of the Zappa's.

Ah, the joy of names.  Mine's unusual but not on the hands-in-the-air-"Why Gods?" level of Dweezil.

Born God Supreme would be a great name for someone with a huge ego.

Yes.  That's much worse than Wolf.   :grin:

I have relatives from West Virginia.  Their last name is Bolt.  So they named my cousin Rusty.

His father wanted to name him Lightning, but his mom wouldn't let him.

Too hard to spell?  :grin:

Rusty Bolt  ?  :ye_gods:

I'd be an orphan by now.

It could be worse.

http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080208/NEWS05/80208042

I've been to Poughkeepsie.  I'm sure they just made that up.  Look at their name.  And there is a sign posted that reads it was settled by the Wappinger Indians.  Somebody makes stuff up over there.

Those people live in Ho-Ho-Kus.

and in honor of  Mr. Landocalrissian Butler:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTx9gg38D0

Father wanted to name me Cash. Mom nixed it hardcore and I ended up with my name, which is a bit different but kinda boring. That's why I use Cash as a stage name, and I'll be changing my name legally to Cash at some point. It's of course in honor of the Man in Black.

Cash as a first name or last? I mean your stage name.

As his only name, make cheques payable to Cash please.  He couldn't very keep his surname, seeing as it's Cow.

I'd like to change my last name to Sage. After Greg.

Well... I suppose I'd change my name to Megatron, since the wife would not let me use that for my son.

First. It's kind of ironic because I'm a horrid capitalist.

Dad even gave me a big brass dollar sign belt buckle. He used to nickname me Buck. He's into money.

I am still campaigning for Gretzky as a male middle name should we ever procreate.

For the love of God make it something easy to spell!  I've seen "Isaac" misspelled so many times, I actually congratulate people on getting it right the first time.

My surname... yeah... I gotta do something about that one of these days.

EDIT: The danger of posting from a cell phone is you don't know that you misspelled "misspelled"... yeah... that's irony right there folks.

I have a kid on my t-ball team named Issac.

Aren't you a little old for T-ball?






(yes, I realize that you're a coach)

It was still funny.  I'm one of the ones that gets the jokes.  Usually.

Also, if I were to play sports I would probably be best off in t-ball.

My friend named his kid "Kal-El".

Lost track of the kid, wonder how he's holding out, should be about 8 now.

/if he flees on a rocket ship we're doomed

I hate my surname because it sounds similar to another surname that is more common so I have to spell it out all the time or people will put down the wrong name. Imagine your last name was "Smiff" and you'll get an idea of what I go through.

You people should be forced to be tested on drugs before naming your children.  :ye_gods:

 :drill:

Is your first name Weeow?

(http://post.oftheday.com.au/images/fresh-prince-of-bel-air-will-smith.jpg)

Anyone remember the Army guy who changed his legal name to "Optimus Prime"?

We named our daughters Cyan Sapphire and Layla Jade.  At least they won't need stage names if they end up as strippers(Their Grandfather's comment on hearing the good news).

A wise man.

(http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/9760/jason44kp.jpg)


Props to anyone who gets it.

Thanks Gramps!

I like gem names, but maybe I'm biased.  I do have the fortune of being able to use a common sounding name for a nickname though.  I guess that makes it only semi-precious.

Knew a girl named Amber Glass.  She was insane.

I knew twins who were named Jade and Amber, and their last name started with "Diamon".

You guys sure know a lot of porn stars.

To my infinite regret, the sexy twins with the stripper names did not enter porn.  To my knowledge.






Trust me, I'd know.

my dad has his horoscope as his first name. Aries? I'm sure glad I didn't end up named Sagittarius.

Imagine being a Cancer...

I am.  I'm not sure that named could have made me suffer any more than the one I have.  Children are mean no matter what your name is!

Dammit.

Same here. The name kind of works for me too, the rate I've been smoking lately.

I could deal with Scorpio.





Sadly, I'm an Aquarius.



Of course, being named Scorpio might not work so well without the Malfoy last name.

I know I'm a Cancer, but that's all I know.  I don't know anything about astrology.  Well, except it's bollocks.  And whatnot.