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Title: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 02:01:24 PM Quote Congratulations Land Lubbers you were one of the first 10 people to discover the treasure! As your reward, you get to name a character in Pirates of the Burning Sea... ... Congrats on getting to name a character in the Burning Sea! All we need from you is a first name and a last name. Please avoid obvious puns or pop-culture references – they need to be legitimate first and last names. This would be a great opportunity to put your best friend, partner, parent, or other Extra Special Person in an MMORPG. We will use gradually introduce these names as new characters are added to the game so it may be a few months before they turn up. COMEON MOTHERFUCKERS. MAKE YOUR MARK. LET'S DO THIS. OORAH. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: MaceVanHoffen on January 25, 2008, 02:05:08 PM I have two:
Captain McCockpheasant Theolonius Foozlewiggins Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 02:05:23 PM Veto. Veto.
next. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Rasix on January 25, 2008, 02:06:28 PM Bob Page
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 02:07:08 PM lol i don't know if that would work
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Moosehands on January 25, 2008, 02:10:06 PM [Bierce]
Captain Abersouth [/Bierce] Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 02:10:20 PM i don't get it
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Moosehands on January 25, 2008, 02:12:55 PM Ambrose Bierce. Surly old bastard and teller of tall tales. I would have figured you a fan. :grin:
Samples of stories containing Captain Abersouth can be found here: http://books.google.com/books?id=LYbHbtLYM1EC&pg=PA480&lpg=PA480&dq=ambrose+bierce+ship+captain&source=web&ots=e3ZAtkX5gO&sig=ft0ScM4efo-OxZ9b7lxobn57quk#PPT1,M1 Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Soukyan on January 25, 2008, 02:18:53 PM Well, considering you won... Eric Schild.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: tazelbain on January 25, 2008, 02:21:21 PM Smedley McQuad
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Nebu on January 25, 2008, 02:21:53 PM Eph Thurtien
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Aez on January 25, 2008, 02:34:53 PM Sir Bruce
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Ookii on January 25, 2008, 02:35:42 PM Captain McAllister
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Morat20 on January 25, 2008, 02:40:10 PM Sir Uo Trammel -- especially if he sells charts.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stray on January 25, 2008, 02:47:15 PM Well, considering you won... Eric Schild. Only if he's a Rabbi in a SS suit (with pirate hat of course). Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: JWIV on January 25, 2008, 02:58:58 PM Geldonious Jackhob
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Merusk on January 25, 2008, 03:04:19 PM Thompson Hunter
Perdy Esperanza (Lost Hope) or Perdy Chastine (lost innocence) Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stray on January 25, 2008, 03:16:32 PM El Caca Viento
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Viin on January 25, 2008, 03:21:42 PM Thirteen Fingered Jack
... Do I want to know what that means? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Samwise on January 25, 2008, 03:21:50 PM Geldonious Jackhob I lol'd. I don't think giving him that much attention would be healthy, though. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: eldaec on January 25, 2008, 03:25:55 PM Serek Dmart
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stray on January 25, 2008, 03:28:10 PM Thirteen Fingered Jack ... Do I want to know what that means? What what means? Thirteen Fingered Jack? You're the one that wrote it. El Caca Viento is "The Poop Sock" though... [edit] I think. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Viin on January 25, 2008, 03:29:08 PM Thirteen Fingered Jack ... Do I want to know what that means? What what means? Thirteen Fingered Jack? You're the one that wrote it. That doesn't mean I know where his 3 extra fingers are! Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Polysorbate80 on January 25, 2008, 03:36:34 PM "Burning", hm......"Cipro Levaquin?"
Do they have undead, a la "Signe the Zombie" Or maybe "Commodore Sesentay Cuatro" Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 03:40:17 PM Heath Ledger.
heh Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: IainC on January 25, 2008, 03:41:02 PM Jackhob McFoozle
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Sir T on January 25, 2008, 03:50:23 PM Gets out copy of DND handbook.
Chooses firstnname and lastname at random from racial list Dwarf: Eberk Balderk Elf: Aramel Siannodel Gnome: Boddyknock Folkor Half Orc: Feng Halfling: Milo Greenbottle. There you go.. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 03:51:09 PM well
that's just no fun Usefully Cynical Questvendor Now that's a name or just Vending Machine Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stu on January 25, 2008, 03:51:26 PM Ferocious Jack Hobblins
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Ratman_tf on January 25, 2008, 04:03:06 PM Captain Placeholder
Jwilson Or my personal favorite Name Filter Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Trippy on January 25, 2008, 04:08:33 PM I like the Schild idea though "Eric" doesn't sound like a very piratey name to me..
Otherwise: Dark Adonis aka "Mid Boss" Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 04:10:36 PM Wayabv Schild
edit: Also, Mister Fahrenheit Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stray on January 25, 2008, 04:11:28 PM "__Something__" the Burned
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Dtrain on January 25, 2008, 04:16:38 PM Poopsock.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tairnyn on January 25, 2008, 04:17:43 PM Mumorpuger LeCockstab
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 04:18:58 PM guys i don't think cockstab is going to work
see the word cock not too friendly Schild Mumorpuger the Burned Whatever it is, I'm going to demand it be a Raid Boss. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Sir T on January 25, 2008, 04:23:32 PM Jack Spa... um, no...
Jack Crow Jack Robin Jack Eagle Jack Wren Jack Magpie Jack Jackdaw Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Signe on January 25, 2008, 04:24:09 PM I like "Comfy Sofa" but it's not very seaworthy.
Dancemaggot MacSchildy is what I call you IRL. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Triforcer on January 25, 2008, 04:29:11 PM Phineas Q. McButterfat.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stray on January 25, 2008, 04:31:07 PM Whatever it is, I'm going to demand it be a Raid Boss. Wandering foozle seems more fitting! Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Rasix on January 25, 2008, 04:35:34 PM Alice Elliot
Roger Baconsalt Lier X. Agerate Quote Whatever it is, I'm going to demand it be a Raid Boss. Why not Mid Boss? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Hoax on January 25, 2008, 04:37:53 PM We're going to make a poll with the good ones and give everyone 6 votes or something silly like that with a prize for voting and other craziness? Right? Like a shirt coupon or something :grin:
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: waylander on January 25, 2008, 04:42:18 PM Captain Quinton McHayle
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Akkori on January 25, 2008, 04:52:09 PM McLovin
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 04:54:19 PM What kind of name is McLovin?
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: WayAbvPar on January 25, 2008, 05:02:14 PM It's like an Irish Monk.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Trippy on January 25, 2008, 05:04:32 PM You didn't see Superbad?
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 05:05:07 PM You didn't see Superbad? I just said a line from Superbad in response. You know, McLovin?! What kind of name is McLovin? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Signe on January 25, 2008, 05:10:38 PM You didn't see Superbad? I just said a line from Superbad in response. You know, McLovin?! What kind of name is McLovin? I didn't see the film, but I assume the response to your funny is very frustrating. Especially that last one! Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Surlyboi on January 25, 2008, 05:18:35 PM Cannibal Harry
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: MaceVanHoffen on January 25, 2008, 05:22:31 PM Furious von Saucypants, esquire
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stu on January 25, 2008, 05:26:35 PM You didn't see Superbad? I just said a line from Superbad in response. You know, McLovin?! What kind of name is McLovin? Sounds like a sexy cheeseburger. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Damn Dirty Ape on January 25, 2008, 05:27:14 PM Arrr McArrr
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: taolurker on January 25, 2008, 05:31:35 PM Murky Vadders
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Signe on January 25, 2008, 05:31:44 PM Furious von Saucypants, esquire Now all I can think of is Mister Splashy Pants! Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Driakos on January 25, 2008, 05:34:20 PM Salty Roger
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Abelian75 on January 25, 2008, 05:42:43 PM I like the Schild idea though "Eric" doesn't sound like a very piratey name to me.. Hey, wtf, MY character's name is Erik! Oh, and I vote for Fattington T. Sackworth. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Signe on January 25, 2008, 05:43:47 PM I like the Schild idea though "Eric" doesn't sound like a very piratey name to me.. Hey, wtf, MY character's name is Erik! Oh, and I vote for Fattington T. Sackworth. Well, you spelled it wrong. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Abelian75 on January 25, 2008, 05:46:44 PM Hey, wtf, MY character's name is Erik! Well, you spelled it wrong. I figured it was close enough that it would still fall under "not piratey" in his opinion. Perhaps this was a foolish assumption. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Numtini on January 25, 2008, 05:52:10 PM Just put Foozle in there somewhere. It deserves a mention.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tige on January 25, 2008, 06:00:38 PM Clay McFuzel
Clay McFoozle Clay Foozle etc etc Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Johny Cee on January 25, 2008, 06:05:52 PM Terracotta Amy
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Baldrake on January 25, 2008, 06:41:26 PM Terracotta Amy Teh awesome. That has my vote.Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stu on January 25, 2008, 06:57:31 PM Doodle McFoozle
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Megrim on January 25, 2008, 07:31:39 PM Terracotta Amy Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: hal on January 25, 2008, 07:43:08 PM Bacon McWeaksauce
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Draegan on January 25, 2008, 08:17:47 PM Captain Snake OneEye
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 25, 2008, 08:30:39 PM guys more penis jokes plz
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Triforcer on January 25, 2008, 08:32:34 PM Sterling Woodcock
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Moosehands on January 25, 2008, 08:50:39 PM Prickleg Pete
Stiff Roger Pubebeard the Pirate Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stray on January 25, 2008, 08:54:51 PM Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Lantyssa on January 25, 2008, 09:00:52 PM Foozle McCormick
Foozle Morgan Francis Dreizehn Foozle Dreizehn Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Falwell on January 25, 2008, 09:15:07 PM Grunk Longfellow
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 25, 2008, 09:15:24 PM Dinah Carfire
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Dtrain on January 25, 2008, 09:15:35 PM Neckbeard.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Margalis on January 25, 2008, 09:19:00 PM Does it have to be male?
What about Amelia Wainwright, heir to the fabulous wainwright fortune? Or I suppose Cockmunch McFoozlefucker would also work. One of those two. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 25, 2008, 09:26:32 PM Borg Waterthread
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Typhon on January 25, 2008, 09:27:03 PM Does it have to be male? [...] Hello!? "Terracotta Amy"?! You lazy bastard! You didn't even try to read all the excellent entries! My entry is "Jack Swallow". He's a gay pirate. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Merusk on January 25, 2008, 09:31:03 PM Lance Thrusting
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 25, 2008, 09:34:49 PM Grinder F i d d y
(had to space it out lol - it appears 50 Cent's nickname is a banned word on F13 - and no, it's a reference to 50 levels not him) Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: SnakeCharmer on January 25, 2008, 09:36:08 PM No one has mentioned Phil McGroin?
Or your could go pr0nstarish: Peter Northstar Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Margalis on January 25, 2008, 10:50:47 PM Quote Hello!? "Terracotta Amy"?! You lazy bastard! You didn't even try to read all the excellent entries! Terracotta is a girl's name? :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Slyfeind on January 25, 2008, 11:26:30 PM Penis Cockdick.
It's a play on words somehow. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Moosehands on January 25, 2008, 11:36:20 PM Holden Magroyn
Felton Longfellow Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tebonas on January 25, 2008, 11:45:00 PM Lets go Skandinavian She-pirate:
Terracotta Foozledotter Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: rk47 on January 26, 2008, 12:24:39 AM Groinbeard Stiffwood
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: MaceVanHoffen on January 26, 2008, 01:44:53 AM Myopic Turdburglar
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tragny on January 26, 2008, 03:20:48 AM Acompany Isatsteak.
Aspire It. Deacon Yomouf. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Hutch on January 26, 2008, 03:30:11 AM Lurker le Reals
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Sparky on January 26, 2008, 03:49:20 AM Firstname Lastname
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: eldaec on January 26, 2008, 04:15:33 AM Jade D'Ca-tass
Heavy Hitter Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Ironwood on January 26, 2008, 04:23:25 AM Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Modern Angel on January 26, 2008, 05:52:02 AM Calico Lustbuttocks
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Aez on January 26, 2008, 06:10:20 AM guys more penis jokes plz I think we jumped the shark at Mumorpuger LeCockstab. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: taolurker on January 26, 2008, 06:32:44 AM This thread honestly scares me, makes me think no one here should name an NPC in any game, and also probably should (or will) be denned.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: UnSub on January 26, 2008, 07:16:16 AM Fell Atio
Orphelia MiCaulk Stan An'Deliver Peg Boy Arr Dee Arr Arr Dead Man Han Pete Vee Peer Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: bhodi on January 26, 2008, 07:24:40 AM I like Dinah Carfire.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Draegan on January 26, 2008, 07:32:48 AM Private Tripod?
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Lantyssa on January 26, 2008, 12:11:13 PM I like Dinah Carfire. I'm with Bhodi and Ironwood. It's good.Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: IainC on January 26, 2008, 12:17:30 PM Captain Spack Jarrow
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Etro on January 26, 2008, 12:28:10 PM Goolies McTadger
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Surlyboi on January 26, 2008, 12:35:25 PM I like Dinah Carfire. I'm with Bhodi and Ironwood. It's good.Fourthed Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Dtrain on January 26, 2008, 02:02:13 PM Twitch LeCollision
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: cmlancas on January 26, 2008, 02:49:22 PM Trammel Felucca
:drill: Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Numtini on January 26, 2008, 06:14:24 PM Foozles McCatass
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Ookii on January 26, 2008, 06:15:19 PM I like Dinah Carfire. I'm with Bhodi and Ironwood. It's good.Isn't 'Dinah Karfyre' a little less obvious? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Xuri on January 26, 2008, 06:43:18 PM Buygrush Freepwood
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: taolurker on January 26, 2008, 07:45:40 PM Ok I have the perfect name, and if you've played PotBS you'll know why..
Winden Phace Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 26, 2008, 07:58:38 PM You have a perfect name if you want to name someone based on Pirates of the Burning Sea.
Unfortunately, this is about f13. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Furiously on January 26, 2008, 08:39:25 PM My son suggests....
Captain Feathersword I however suggest.... Stan Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Gets on January 26, 2008, 08:58:50 PM Noah-Moore Dikus
Foozle McThirteen Blind Pewpew This is hard. MMOs are too serious business to be funny. Grinder Fiddy is quite creative though. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Dtrain on January 26, 2008, 09:01:11 PM My son suggests.... Captain Feathersword Just what exactly is your son attempting to insinuate about our pirate? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: WindupAtheist on January 26, 2008, 09:25:13 PM Trammel Threadman
Samuel Winston Guthrie Bruce Woodcock Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Megrim on January 26, 2008, 09:50:13 PM ok, ok,
Nathaniel Guthries Edmundsen. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Triforcer on January 26, 2008, 10:07:14 PM Auwsum Foreal.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 26, 2008, 10:29:22 PM I like Dinah Carfire. I'm with Bhodi and Ironwood. It's good.Isn't 'Dinah Karfyre' a little less obvious? How about we make it Dinah Karfire then? Fyre is like some kind of "lightning bolt!" furry larper spelling and I couldn't stand to see my Dinah Carfire abused so (where abused is pronounced abuse-ed while flourishing a feathered hat). Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Kitsune on January 26, 2008, 11:46:55 PM Danny Dolphinfucker.
My roommate worked on the Pirates of the Caribbean card game, coming up with names and flavor text for the cards. Thanks apparently to someone at Disney, he got this kid pirate foisted on him with the instructions to come up with a name and story for the kid and explain how the hell some prepubescent boy was supposed to be a pirate captain. 'Benny Dubloons' was the prototype name for the kid, but as the name was stupid and he was allowed to alter it, he came into my room to solicit my sage advice. "Danny Dolphinfucker", said I. "You can give him a backstory about how he was saved at sea by dolphins as a baby. The dolphins raised him as their own, teaching him their formidable naval tactics as well as sodomies that would turn the hair white on Caligula himself." He didn't go with my suggestion. But now you have the chance to! Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Furiously on January 27, 2008, 12:52:59 AM My son suggests.... Captain Feathersword Just what exactly is your son attempting to insinuate about our pirate? He's Wiggley? http://www.theage.com.au/news/tv--radio/the-fifth-wiggle-sails-on/2006/08/16/1155407816561.html (http://www.theage.com.au/news/tv--radio/the-fifth-wiggle-sails-on/2006/08/16/1155407816561.html) Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: eldaec on January 27, 2008, 02:56:15 AM I like Dinah Carfire. I'm with Bhodi and Ironwood. It's good.Isn't 'Dinah Karfyre' a little less obvious? How about we make it Dinah Karfire then? Fyre is like some kind of "lightning bolt!" furry larper spelling and I couldn't stand to see my Dinah Carfire abused so (where abused is pronounced abuse-ed while flourishing a feathered hat). Dinah Karfier? It's all good Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Comstar on January 27, 2008, 03:55:11 AM Sir BLum the Mad.
Flum the mildly aggressive. Fleetwood the 13th. Shilde the Enforcer. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 27, 2008, 04:02:38 AM Dinah Karfier? I'd live with that, but to me it reads as Dinah Karfy-er. I'd live longer with Dinah Karfire. And we'd have at least three kids. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: cmlancas on January 27, 2008, 04:11:23 AM Sir Bruce the Dancer? :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: UnSub on January 27, 2008, 04:51:48 AM My son suggests.... Captain Feathersword Just what exactly is your son attempting to insinuate about our pirate? He's Wiggley? http://www.theage.com.au/news/tv--radio/the-fifth-wiggle-sails-on/2006/08/16/1155407816561.html (http://www.theage.com.au/news/tv--radio/the-fifth-wiggle-sails-on/2006/08/16/1155407816561.html) Captain Feathersword runs a tight ship. (http://www.whiterose.org/pete/blog/captf.jpg) Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: eldaec on January 27, 2008, 06:43:09 AM Dinah Karfier? I'd live with that, but to me it reads as Dinah Karfy-er. I'd live longer with Dinah Karfire. And we'd have at least three kids. Or even Dinah Karphire. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Rasix on January 27, 2008, 10:05:21 AM Isn't that more of a Waterthread/Corp type thing? Doesn't seem f13ish enough to me.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: IainC on January 27, 2008, 10:37:01 AM Sweet Rowe Botte-Jebus
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 27, 2008, 02:28:53 PM Isn't that more of a Waterthread/Corp type thing? Doesn't seem f13ish enough to me. Captain Schild Iswright. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: cmlancas on January 27, 2008, 02:36:50 PM Captain Schild Iswright. Axep Coll Detek. Edit: Sorry, the other one was too over the top. :drill: Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 27, 2008, 03:03:21 PM Captain Schild Iswright. Captain Schild Ischwright the drunkard. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: MaceVanHoffen on January 27, 2008, 04:05:55 PM Privateer Schild Luvsthewii
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Reg on January 27, 2008, 04:10:10 PM Kahn Antoine TseTwich
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Signe on January 27, 2008, 05:13:27 PM Eric the Jew!
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 27, 2008, 06:58:54 PM Sweet Rowe Botte-Jebus It's nautical ... Rowboat Jebus? Rowboat Jeezers? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 27, 2008, 09:44:27 PM Shylock Schild, the banker.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: rk47 on January 27, 2008, 11:59:57 PM Van Cleave
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: BoatApe on January 28, 2008, 01:47:02 AM Schild MacFoozle
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: 5150 on January 28, 2008, 03:21:08 AM Fooze Bockclock
(if you need help with the surname, swap the B with the second C) Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Ixxit on January 28, 2008, 04:29:27 AM Seaman Staines :ye_gods:
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: MrHat on January 28, 2008, 05:10:38 AM Steve from Accounting
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Signe on January 28, 2008, 06:56:48 AM Shylock Schild, the banker. I like that one, too. I would lol out loud like William Shatner if there was a freetrader NPC named Eric the Jew, though. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 28, 2008, 07:00:03 AM I could probably get away with Schild Thejew.
The Jew is just a LITTLE TOO OBVIOUS. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stray on January 28, 2008, 07:14:46 AM Thejew (tHee - joo) kinds of sounds Dutch or something actually.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Kamen on January 28, 2008, 07:18:58 AM Nidda Schottalegg
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Righ on January 28, 2008, 07:43:45 AM Stoll Anmemotherfuq
Ivor Cockburn Frenching things up: Dina Carrefour Jacques Hobbes Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: d4rkj3di on January 28, 2008, 07:57:01 AM Helen Waite.
"Where did you get that nifty quest reward?" "You have to go to Helen Waite." Basically sums up a vast majority of MMO questing. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: IainC on January 28, 2008, 08:19:24 AM Orson Forrials
Did we already do that one? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Surlyboi on January 28, 2008, 08:30:54 AM Porklover Smedley
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Archimedian on January 28, 2008, 08:54:05 AM Schildenstein the one eye.
Cock joke: Check! Jew Jooke: Check! F13 reference: Check! Pirate reference: Check! Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stray on January 28, 2008, 09:32:05 AM One Eyed Schildenstein works too. :-)
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Signe on January 28, 2008, 10:40:57 AM Or Peg Leg Schildenstein THE JEW! :awesome_for_real:
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Ixxit on January 28, 2008, 11:28:23 AM Ahoy, mateys ! Thar be Jewish pirates! . (http://www.jewishjournal.com/home/preview.php?id=16490)
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Blackguard on January 28, 2008, 11:33:12 AM PM me a good name for a character in our game at 38 Studios and I'll probably include it. :pedobear:
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Nebu on January 28, 2008, 11:34:06 AM PM me a good name for a character in our game at 38 Studios and I'll probably include it. :pedobear: You really don't want to open that can of worms, do you? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 28, 2008, 11:35:28 AM Pffft. I'll give you a list of names, faction and storyline.
That is, if you want to do it rite. ^_^ Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Nebu on January 28, 2008, 11:36:15 AM Pffft. I'll give you a list of names, faction and storyline. That is, if you want to do it rite. ^_^ No... not until you name your damn pirate! Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 28, 2008, 11:37:06 AM That pirate will get named. By the way, I'm not announcing what the name of the pirate is on f13. You all have to find it.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Litigator on January 28, 2008, 11:40:41 AM Jacques Yitch
Orlando "Stinky Fingers" Fabien Deuce Stockington Fisty McAsshole Hugh G. Wang Theodore Lootbag Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Nebu on January 28, 2008, 11:47:45 AM That pirate will get named. By the way, I'm not announcing what the name of the pirate is on f13. You all have to find it. I'll never find out. I couldn't bear to play PotBS again, especially not if I had to pay for it. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 28, 2008, 12:05:22 PM Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Draegan on January 28, 2008, 12:08:57 PM That pirate will get named. By the way, I'm not announcing what the name of the pirate is on f13. You all have to find it. I'll never find out. I couldn't bear to play PotBS again, especially not if I had to pay for it. I guess we'll have to wait for someone playing the game to spill the beans. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on January 28, 2008, 12:27:49 PM PM me a good name for a character in our game at 38 Studios and I'll probably include it. :pedobear: Rich Pitcher Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: sidereal on January 28, 2008, 01:14:29 PM Petto Behr
Also, I endorse Dinah Carvire Also: Yusuf Le Sinikal Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Signe on January 28, 2008, 01:40:01 PM Jacques Yitch Orlando "Stinky Fingers" Fabien Deuce Stockington Fisty McAsshole Hugh G. Wang Theodore Lootbag (http://www.majorfm.com/forum/images/smilies/sad/sad-smiley-058.gif) Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Nebu on January 28, 2008, 01:42:49 PM I'm fairly certain that they'd implement Fisty McAsshole with no reservations.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Draegan on January 28, 2008, 01:45:27 PM Ok Fisty McAsshole had me laughing out loud.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: UnSub on January 28, 2008, 06:40:59 PM It'd be fun to see Raf Costa in-game.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: WindupAtheist on January 29, 2008, 06:00:39 AM That pirate will get named. By the way, I'm not announcing what the name of the pirate is on f13. You all have to find it. So basically people will post in this thread going "Name it Shitfuck McFuckshit!" for a little while longer, then we'll all forget and never find out. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: schild on January 29, 2008, 08:43:29 AM I'm sure someone will find him and post a screenshot.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Yegolev on January 29, 2008, 10:44:41 AM guys i don't think cockstab is going to work see the word cock not too friendly Especially since DrewC (?) assured me they would do what they could to not have any cockstabs in PotBS. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: stu on March 16, 2008, 01:24:56 PM Ophelia Titsupp?
Thanks Forumwarz! :-) Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: WindupAtheist on March 16, 2008, 10:29:59 PM Told you.
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Nonentity on March 17, 2008, 06:35:30 AM what
what is happening here Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: tmp on March 17, 2008, 09:37:15 AM guys more penis jokes plz Long Richard(is long) Yeah i know thread has fork in it already but srsly. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: cmlancas on March 17, 2008, 11:00:46 AM what what is happening here Something about your avatar and what you just posted clearly demonstrates why Achewood isn't funny. :oh_i_see: Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Samwise on March 17, 2008, 06:33:57 PM Richard C. Mongler!
(http://b5.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01365/57/11/1365341175_s.jpg) Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Merusk on March 18, 2008, 09:25:45 AM Told you. You're so smugh when you're right. So have any of you POTBS folks found this guy, or have you all given up on that game already? Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Nebu on March 18, 2008, 10:23:43 AM So have any of you POTBS folks found this guy, or have you all given up on that game already? The latter. Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Tale on March 19, 2008, 02:20:03 AM Why? Unicorn helmets?
Title: Re: F13 GETS TO NAME AN NPC IN PIRATES OF THE BURNING SEA Post by: Lantyssa on March 19, 2008, 11:52:18 AM Wrong game.
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