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Title: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: schild on December 20, 2007, 05:28:16 PM So. There are some requests to do something with game haikus.
As such, post away. Playing Mass Effect Words, Words, Words, Words, Words, Words, Words Let Me Shoot Something! Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Azazel on December 20, 2007, 09:13:08 PM Sounds like you enjoyed Yahtzee's review :)
Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: schild on December 20, 2007, 10:26:13 PM Actually, I thought it was one of his less than entertaining ones. Mostly, I just listened to every word said in the Citadel.
Now I've done it twice. I need a suicide smiley. Needless to say, I'm past it and over it. Still a good game. Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: sidereal on December 20, 2007, 11:04:56 PM (http://www.ehnertia.net/images/Suicide.gif)
Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Phildo on December 21, 2007, 05:41:33 AM That smiley is so
Brutal, I laughed so effing Hard. Schild gets his wish. Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Nerf on December 21, 2007, 06:31:48 AM Not a gaming Haiku, but pretty fucking funny, and earned me an A in creative writing
FEMA Rims Spinnin' Festiva on Twenty Fo's Damn Them Rims is Tight Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Yegolev on December 21, 2007, 08:39:25 AM King of All Cosmos
Now wears pantaloons instead No more camel toe Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Sky on December 21, 2007, 09:24:21 AM Star Wars Galaxies
Hellgate: London lifetime sub Just fucking be there :awesome_for_real: Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: schild on December 21, 2007, 09:37:17 AM Weak.
Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Sky on December 21, 2007, 09:54:56 AM :grin:
Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Morfiend on December 21, 2007, 09:56:20 AM Isn't it a shame
Halo gets all the credit Orange box no love Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Bunk on December 21, 2007, 09:56:49 AM Wii Sports, you bastard
Tennis is Absolute Joy, Tennis elbow ain't. Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: sidereal on December 21, 2007, 01:13:29 PM Wiimote is charming
After novelty worn off Expensive Gamecube Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Sky on December 21, 2007, 01:55:13 PM I am the Witcher
Better hide your womenfolk Your mom sucks dwarf cock Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: schild on December 21, 2007, 03:08:12 PM Ode to Bacon Salt
I love you more than my mom Get in my belly Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: sidereal on December 21, 2007, 04:16:44 PM Bacon Salt's a game?
Cause otherwise your haiku Is way off topic Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Signe on December 21, 2007, 07:01:56 PM S-Child's stuff is long
I wish he would cut some off He smells like bacon Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Phildo on December 21, 2007, 07:04:51 PM Thinking of
Buying new game but Is it fun? Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Lt.Dan on December 21, 2007, 11:09:04 PM f13 addicts
MMO cherry popped now-only hate Future releases where's the fun? patched-in later Cheating Haikus, but all true. Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: schild on December 21, 2007, 11:12:47 PM So we have:
3-5-3 5-7-5 and 5-3-5 Two of these is not like the other. 5-7-5 plz. 5-3-5 is grade school amateur hour and 3-5-3 is.... not a haiku at all. Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: dusematic on December 21, 2007, 11:15:03 PM You guys are big fags
Open Live Journal accounts Stop living a lie Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: schild on December 21, 2007, 11:16:12 PM So, you love the cock?
It says that, right over there. Calling us fags? lol Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: Lt.Dan on December 22, 2007, 12:47:06 AM So we have: 3-5-3 5-7-5 and 5-3-5 Two of these is not like the other. 5-7-5 plz. 5-3-5 is grade school amateur hour and 3-5-3 is.... not a haiku at all. An alternate form is 2-3-2 beats. That really helps with cheating. Caveat: According to the intraweb - lollers Title: Re: Game Haikus (Volume... 1?) Post by: bhodi on December 22, 2007, 07:23:19 AM Internet spaceships -
endless entertainment. Also, Serious business Holy crap. We've done it. Overwhelming victory! Motherfuck! Podded. Birds of prey, hunting - Only one jump away. Stalk... Leap! Well, maybe next time. Space is pretty, but I want to feel wind in my hair. Where are the windows? |