f13.net

I got this off of http://notcot.com (http://notcot.com), upon searching Digg it looks like it never got enough diggs to be frontpaged.  I am posting this here because the world needs to see:

(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/483/chickenpinkfullkl0.gif)	(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4308/ferncoyyv4.gif)
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/6664/fernbranchwv1.gif)	(http://www.kittywigs.com/chickenblueelbow.gif)

This is beyond awesome.  KittyWigs (http://kittywigs.com).

What the fuck is this?

Nevermind, the guy behind me talked to the owner of the domain/website the other day.

Apparently it's a completely nuts old lady.

Crazy cat people on the internet are nothing new.   Also, all of the wigs have sold out and won't be restocked until after Christmas.  At $50 a pop, that's not exactly trivial.

(http://kittywigs.com/aspcalogo.jpg)

IT IS CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.

But they don't know that.

I'm not sure how they keep it attached.  Maybe the cat simply doesn't care enough about it to paw it off.

No. There are tolerant cats, docile cats, and batshit insane cats. Apparently she used the first two types for those pictures. Of course, batshit insane cat + kittywig = hours of fun. I had a cat who loved to chew hair. Human hair. Weird.

Bah, tape on the paws in cheaper.

Staples.

Actually, I would offer that:
batshit insane + kittywig + internet = moneyhats for this old woman

There are millions upon millions of batshit insane cat owners that will buy them up like the batshit insane people they are.

It will be the new lolcats or whatever it is.

The pink one would look lovely on my Magenta pussy but she probably wouldn't tolerate it.  She'd zoom and roll and bounce off walls to get it off.  I'd have to glue it.   Lister, my ginger pussy, doesn't mind hats or Xmas jingle bells around his neck.  He is my sweet fat lazy cat.  He'll even lay in my arms like a baby and let me rub his tummy for ages.  (http://www.chataboutcats.com/forums/images/smilies/purr.gif)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Crazy_Cat_Lady.png)

No shit! I'm shocked.

Listen, if kitties didn't both breed like mad and make crazy old ladies happy, there's be an army of crazy old ladies taking over the world. You don't want that, do you? It would be Lunch Lady Land. Sloppy joe, sloppa sloppy joe, yeah.

(http://endie.net/images/blog//misc/dressedupcat.gif)

Mother of god those poor cats...The furies are going to have a Caligula-feast.

Ha! (http://flickr.com/groups/kittywigs/pool/)

Snakecharmer, do you actually have a GNX? If so, awesome.

I had an odd reaction to this.

At first, it creeped me the FUCK out. So much that I closed my browser and contemplated the universe for a second.

... then, I looked again. And the last cat with the blue wig make me fucking LOL.

Am I nuts?

It would be even more awesome if he owned a scrap yard full of smashed up collectible cars that he used to build entries for banger racing.

Now that I've had some time to reflect on it... hasn't Li'l Kim worn all those wigs before?

Staple gun ftw