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Title: The revolution has begun Post by: Righ on October 21, 2007, 06:02:55 PM http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7055625.stm
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Oban on October 21, 2007, 06:49:43 PM Two things popped out:
Quote fell from the first-floor terrace Head first or directly on his spiked fence? Quote One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques. :awesome_for_real: Seriously, hasn't anyone taught them not to listen to the consultants? Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Merusk on October 21, 2007, 06:57:40 PM What? It's a great idea. Then, once the langur monkeys take-over, they can train chimps with knives to kick them out. Then we move on to orangutans with guns.. then gorillas with sniper rifles. It's fool proof I tell you!
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Miasma on October 21, 2007, 07:00:38 PM Quote Our top story, the population of parasitic tree lizards has exploded, and local citizens couldn't be happier! It seems the rapacious reptiles have developed a taste for the common pigeon, also known as the feathered rat, or the gutterbird. For the first time, citizens need not fear harassment by flocks of chattering disease-bags. Skinner: Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend. Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards? Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards. Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse? Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas! Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death. Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Phildo on October 22, 2007, 02:21:35 AM They used that same gag in the Clerks animated series.
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Yegolev on October 22, 2007, 08:11:17 AM Ironically, I think this problem can be solved if they hire some overseas consultants. One or two guys from Alabama can educate them in the fine art of leaving bowls of antifreeze out, or spiking dog food with D-CON, or the tried-and-true sitting on the porch with a .22 rifle.
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: voodoolily on October 22, 2007, 09:00:58 AM I still like the Fight Monkey With Monkey approach. God this is really funneh.
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Yegolev on October 22, 2007, 09:48:55 AM Humans are at the top of the monkey-chain, so it's best to skip the middle-men if you ask me.
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Paelos on October 22, 2007, 12:06:06 PM Every animal is sacred until it starts shitting in your house, stealing your food, and killing your leaders.
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Polysorbate80 on October 22, 2007, 12:50:03 PM Every animal is sacred until it starts shitting in your house, stealing your food, and killing your leaders. Wouldn't that one kinda balance out the other two, though? Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Simond on October 23, 2007, 03:31:33 AM There's a Dwarf Fortress joke in this story somewhere, I just know it!
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Miasma on November 02, 2007, 10:23:27 AM Humanity's counter attack marred by friendly fire incidents. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071102/ap_on_fe_st/odd_bad_aim)
Title: Re: The revolution has begun Post by: Nerf on November 02, 2007, 01:44:25 PM I wonder if thats a valid defense to prosecution here in Texas, I've got a few people I wouldn't mind shooting.
Err, I mean, I think I saw a monkey next to do that guy that screwed me out of 100grr..yea..a monkey.. :awesome_for_real: |