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So I guess there's this video called Hotel Chevalier.  Supposed to be the prologue to Darjeeling and it's a sex scene.  You can catch it  here  (http://www.hotelchevalier.com/).  It's off of itunes just as a heads up.

Oh, if only you could see what I downloaded yesterday, you wouldn't worry about Portman.

I haven't even seen it myself.  I figured that some people would get a kick out of it at least.  I mean she's ok, but she's not my type of chick. 

P$Money is gonna be so pissed off at you.

whatcha get?

Well played, Sir.

God bless the Internets.

Britney?

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

non-itunes version 4tw?

I looked for one, I'm not gonnd dl itunes just to see her naked.  lol.  I'm sure it'll pop up in other places eventually.

Crap, now I'm more curious about that statement than about the Portman-boobies.

Do you really want to see a John Goodman/Roseanne Barr sextape?   :-o

Only to satisfy the intellectual curiosity of who was holding up whose fat rolls to provide enough room for everything to fit properly.  Did they use a truss?  Some kind of elastic support equipment?  It's bothered me for years.

Is that the one where he rolls her in flour to find the wet spot?

edit: Okay... that's disgusting. *cringe

I should not have said anything about the find, since the merest discussion of the video would be... uh... well, let's just say it might cause some discussion.  Some would undoubtedy be down with it but certainly not everyone.  I will put your minds at ease and say that it has nothing to do with any excretory functions or the Japanese.  It's just that I was so happy at finding something new after literally months of internet-dumpster-diving.  As you were.

You can't leave it at that...

Inquiring (dirty) minds want to know!

Oh man, I found something involving both the japanese AND excretory functions. Wanna trade? I don't wanna keep mine.

Sorry.  Not a fan of the asshole.  I might, er, put this up somewhere.  I'm afraid I will be Judged when someone sees it, but surely lots of people like rubber suits?

This sounds fantastic.

I'm thinking ten hours until I get this done.  We will converse at a later time.

Downloaded it. You get a brieft ass shot. And a profile shot where her arm covers her breasts. Still...I've now seen her ass.

The movie "Closer" had Portman playing a go-go dancer opposite Clive Owen and Jude Law, and she showed probably this same amount of skin.

Achievement unlocked!

Also, watch Closer if you are accumulating Portman Parts.

Natalie needs to run through some buns of steel tapes. Still, not bad.

I wanna see Yeg's vid now.  Rubber suits? Awesome.

I found the movie unwatchable since I didn't like any of the characters. So I just downloaded the relevant clips.

I was just figuring that this qualified as seeing her ass:

NSFW:  http://videodrome.webcindario.com/n_portman.jpg

and your previous post sounded like this was your first view of it.

Edit by Trippy: Don't inline those sorts of images please

It qualifies. The internet download is a bit more "natural" looking. I suspected that wasn't really her in several of the closer scenes.

BTW, I have no idea what the little movie is about. I fast forwarded through all the plot stuff.

It goes along with the new Wes Anderson movie coming out called "Darjeeling Limited".

She's not bad looking, but there's quite a few others more naked and equally good looking. Am I missing something about the Portman fetish here? And Yegolev, stop torturing us, what is it?! Its that preacher in Alabama found dead in a wetsuit and a dildo, isn't it? You got some crime scene photos?

The following NOT SAFE FOR WORK link has a high-def clip of the interesting stuff from the Hotel Whateverthehell movie. May other celebs are in that thread, and if you poke around some of the other threads there are tons of others, including the chick who played Fleur in the Harry Potter movies. This message board is the ultimate "adult media" board - there's so much high-quality stuff there it actually made me get a rapidshare subscription.

 NOT SAFE FOR WORK LINK (http://www.forumophilia.com/viewtopic.php?t=37003&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

For most celebs it's more about the star power and the editing/camerawork than the actual body.

Fuck guys, just order some real porn off the internets.

Also, that teen site bob linked was just creepy.

Order? What? You people actually PAY for pron?

What the fuck are you talking about "teen"? A couple of the sub boards have the word in them, but it's internet porn "teens" - meaning they're in their 20's. Even mentioning anyone or anything under 18 gets you instabanned there. I'm sure there's stuff you'd consider creepy, but it's not suprising considering the sheer size of the board and number of posts.

Alyssa Milano has a hairy bellybutton.  This thread makes my thinky parts hurt.

No no no, that's what they want you to keep telling yourself. Looking at teen porn indicates pedophilia. To make sure, you should just go for MILFs. Unless they're MILFs due to teen pregnancies, of course.

I am entertaining PMs.  However I will be away from home all weekend.

Also: don't pay for porn.

Please tell me you forgot the green text.

I do. It's kinda like paying for softwares. Well, except porn is much cheaper. But like softwares, you never get around to erm, "playing" them all and end up with a big useless stack that will last years if you ever get around to "playing" them.



I went up one level from the board you linked. Pretty much all of the sub boards' descriptions were from the same "family" of teenporn web pages. I got the hell out of dodge.

http://www.empornium.us/

That is all.

You should NSFW that one, Bhodi. The ads qualify at least.

You should know better.  :evil:

You know, once I was trying to type the word "emporium" and I typed "empornium" and people were like "whu?" And the secret was out.

Oh, here it is:
http://forums.f13.net/index.php?topic=4628.msg116834#msg116834

And then I made up some lie about me caring about people stealing porn. Yow, 2005.

The best part of that thread is the mention of jackalopes. F13 comes full circle with the empornium and jackalope discussion 2 years later.