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I don't get it.

Did Shamu swallow the guy trying to score or something? Paging Dr. Inigo Montoya.

None of those chicks are even worth cockblocking. More power to her. I guess!  :-)

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More power to you too. I guess!  :-)

That bright yellow sure is slimming.

The one in the Steelers hat could be hot, but it's hard to tell. She's cowering behind a side of beef.

The front 3 are not worth it...dunno about the back 3.

Until the layoffs back in July there were no fewer than 3 people of similar size in my office.   One of my coworkers was fascinated with the female, as she couldn't figure out how the girl was able to sit in her chair, which has 2 fixed arms that don't go wider than 18".   I've got to admit, after she mentioned it to me I was a bit puzzled, too.

One of these things is not like the other... Wait- is that a wedding ring she's wearing? I bet she gves birth painlessly.

Well.. I guess that explains the pierced tongue...

Exactly.  I'm guessing the dude is somewhere off-frame telling the hot one his life story.

Did I just stumble into a Fark thread?

My guess is that the female in the purple striped shirt is the cockblock. 

I suspect she's the bottle opener.

All she needs is a party hat.

I get it now. 

You guys are mean.

To be fair, she's really really really fat and easily twice the size of any two of the other girls.

You get what you pay for.

She reminds me of the "Big Fun" chick in Heathers.

This has convinced me that I really do NOT want to visit my family in Pittsburgh this December.

I imagine it was the Madden '07 demo, but if you didn't start a game, it started a slideshow of cheerleaders from each team... except for the Steelers, and that image was a large woman in a touque sitting in the stands.

This picture screams church gathering.


Speaking of fat women trying to get into chairs, tonight at the Panthers v Lightning game, there was a morbidly obese woman hopped up on some sort of painkillers falling asleep on my girlfriend. Hilarious, but I couldn't laugh out loud or she'd have made me switch seats.

At least it was center ice four rows back <3 <3 stubhub.com. $35 a pop!

Plus it was an event for a team in a region where no one cares. I wish we could get $35.00 seats ANYWHERE in the 'Dome.

Just noticed the Wedding Ring.

Hmmm.

Yeah right.

She's cockblocking herself. For some reason.

Boy, that's going to be a hard promise to keep.

Ahh...shit. I guess if folks can't understand the Ten Commandments, there's no way to expect them to get the whole 'seperation of church and state' thing.

I'm all for people looking for more meaning in relationships, but man, that's another thing I can't stand about evangelicals. "Silver Ring Thing". They're always cheapening and marketing things. Everything's a t-shirt or bumper sticker to these people.

Uh. I think you're dead wrong talking out of your ass here. Quite a few Tampa Bay fans are die hard fans. We're talking the people who have owned season tickets since 1991. Literally, every time I go to games (which is usually Plaza Level, perhaps it is different in tier 2/tier 3) I can have in-depth hockey discussions about player/team/penalty/rulechange/whatever.

You might not like the Bolts, but that claim is totally false.

I don't dislike the Bolts, I just like to rag on Floridian hockey fans.   8-)

Afterall, you're the only other Bucs fan here.

Guess I missed the green text ;)

I'm glad we get to be friends, as I only have the other fantasy owners who had Cadillac to sympathize with me.

Anyway, Holmqvist is looking pretty damn good. Bolts defense is playing okay too. Can't wait to have Danny B. back! :)

This is a total cross post.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v412/lkl711/?action=view&current=noel.flv

Hey. Check out "Purity Balls". Talk about ze creepy vibe.

That's because to Evangelicals, it's all about marketing the church to suck in more people. It's not about the religion, it's about the conversion.

Ditto for Flyers' tickets. Fuck, lower level is $100+ to begin with, and almost never in a premiere section.


Are those pants or shorts? I am confused.

If you're going to do dancing videos, you can't do better than this (http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediaselector/check/comedy/theoffice/ram/office_dancer?size=16x9&bgc=000000&nbwm=1&bbwm=1&nbram=1&bbram=1).

I don't know... this one may be close. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8by7_SNwyO8)

Yep, I'll give you that, I'll give you that.

GO STEELERS BABY.

The ladies love them http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-steelers-women&prov=ap&type=lgns

So, where the Cockblock?

I am telling you, it is the one in the purple shirt.  At least big yellow is married and has a tongue piercing.

Neg. No one keeps a girl that fat around unless they use her as a cockblock. You damn well know it's the girl in yellow. A smoking hot chick could be standing next to the girl in yellow and would, by proxy, be unattainable.

Of course, I'm shallow enough that I'll flat out say I have no interest in a smoking hot chick who keeps friends that fat around. Fat guys, I can cope with. But the whole feminine cleanliness/allure/elegance gets thrown out the fucking window when your friend is too big to fit through the door... sideways.

How do you know they don't use her to ford the river?

Phildo dies of syphilis.

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HAH. I was too lazy. You were not. Well played.