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Title: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Ookii on September 28, 2007, 12:30:02 PM
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VBS.TV recently did a story on Scopolamine, a substance commonly referred to as "Devils Breath" in Colombia, where it is a common street drug.

This stuff is as close to pure evil as it gets, a tiny amount of the powder administered to the victim causes one of two effects, a) death, or b) complete loss of free will. Criminals are usually hoping for the latter, as it enables them to tell victims to empty their bank accounts, give away their car, perform sex acts, basically whatever the criminal dictates.

This is where Scopolamine has got its reputation as the "zombie drug", victims appear completely sober and rational, but they're really just automatons.

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/27/scopolamine-zombie-d.html (http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/27/scopolamine-zombie-d.html)


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Riggswolfe on September 28, 2007, 12:31:33 PM
Oh...give me some of that and some time alone with Jessica Alba.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Grand Design on September 28, 2007, 12:37:25 PM
The Serpent and the Rainbow (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096071/)?


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Mrbloodworth on September 28, 2007, 12:46:43 PM
The Serpent and the Rainbow (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096071/)?

Thats what i was thinking, there was also a documentary a while back...Don't recall the name.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 28, 2007, 03:30:00 PM
Oh...give me some of that and some time alone with Jessica Alba.

Enjoy teh herp (http://news.softpedia.com/news/Derek-Jeter-Gave-Jessica-Alba-Herpes-62486.shtml).


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Samwise on September 28, 2007, 03:35:25 PM
 :cry:


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Ookii on September 28, 2007, 03:39:25 PM
Worth it.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: stray on September 28, 2007, 03:40:00 PM
You don't even know her :?


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Ookii on September 28, 2007, 03:43:53 PM
You don't even know her :?

I do have eyes though.  I don't care what her personality is or if she likes cats more than dogs, I'll leave that side of crazy to the fairer sex.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Grublet on September 28, 2007, 03:45:25 PM
You don't even know her :?

I do have eyes though.  I don't care what her personality is or if she likes cats more than dogs, I'll leave that side of crazy to the fairer sex.
Just remember to load up on the Valrex. If you're running low, Ron Mexico might be able to hook you up.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: stray on September 28, 2007, 03:48:14 PM
If you would risk it merely to get laid, then that's retarded. :-)


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Ookii on September 28, 2007, 05:30:22 PM
How bad could Herpes be?  I mean Jessica Alba has it!


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Rishathra on September 28, 2007, 10:02:19 PM
Excellent.  Thank you, Ookii.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: SurfD on September 28, 2007, 11:45:49 PM
STDs are BoP.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Ironwood on September 29, 2007, 12:03:30 AM
STDs are BoP.


Winnar.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Grand Design on October 01, 2007, 08:37:50 AM
Theoretically, if you had been zombified with the powder, then getting Alba-herpes wouldn't be a choice.


Title: Re: Zombies are already here, apparently they were in Columbia the whole time!
Post by: Calantus on October 01, 2007, 09:36:25 AM
I think you're confused. Just so you don't mess this up I'm going to give you some advice every man needs to know: When you slip roofies into a drink you're meant to put it in the girl's drink. The other way doesn't work quite so well.

The same concept applies to "Devils Breath" and Jessica Alba. Unless of course you think Jessica is ready for some loving but they need to strip their inhibitions before they'd submit themselves to the experience? :P