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Title: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Evildrider on September 20, 2007, 03:16:02 PM
Ok this is plain disgusting and ridiculous.  Who would seriously use this?

As a warning this site is NSFW.. so wait til your home or away from prying eyes before you look.

 Vulva  (http://www.smellmeand.com/index_2.html)


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: stray on September 20, 2007, 03:30:06 PM
Why did I know this was German before even clicking?


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Evildrider on September 20, 2007, 03:33:56 PM
lol.. I know, leave it to them crazy Germans.

At least it wasn't American made.   :-D


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: schild on September 20, 2007, 04:58:10 PM
That is an awesome purely smelling substance.

Or sommat.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Evildrider on September 20, 2007, 05:11:47 PM
There's a little video with Jonathan Ross from his BBC show, under the press tab, that's pretty funny.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: HaemishM on September 20, 2007, 06:21:10 PM
What... the... fuck?

Some crazy Schiesel-loving fuckhead has decided to smell cootchy spray for the lonely wanker to enhance his chicken-choking activities.

I WEEP FOR HUMANITY.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Merusk on September 20, 2007, 07:47:08 PM
There is a market for everything.

I imagine I could make big bucks selling 'scent of a public restroom' to scat/ urophiliacs.  "Enjoy that erotic scent anywhere!"

The question is, would I want to be known for it.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Tannhauser on September 20, 2007, 08:12:11 PM
Hey I got a great idea for gamers who want to live a normal life but smell like a true gamer to his buddies.

Gentlemen, I give you "Catass".


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Engels on September 20, 2007, 08:23:27 PM
I'm gonna market sweaty jockstrap stank, for the ladies.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Phildo on September 20, 2007, 10:43:56 PM
Is it sad that I want to buy this for novelty effect?  Also, great for pranking friends if they pass out drunk.  But I'm not sure if I'm misreading the price... someone else able to figure it out?


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Paelos on September 20, 2007, 10:48:36 PM
Is it sad that I want to buy this for novelty effect?  Also, great for pranking friends if they pass out drunk.  But I'm not sure if I'm misreading the price... someone else able to figure it out?

No, I think it would be an absolutely hysterical gag for a bachelor party.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Evildrider on September 20, 2007, 10:49:58 PM
Is it sad that I want to buy this for novelty effect?  Also, great for pranking friends if they pass out drunk.  But I'm not sure if I'm misreading the price... someone else able to figure it out?

lol.  I'd be to evil, I'd like put some on my married friends face next time he passed out at my house.  Could you imagine having to explain that to your wife.   :evil:


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Signe on September 21, 2007, 05:48:32 AM
I have one of their adverts that I was going to use as an avatar. (it's a safe for work one... maybe)  I guess I never will.  I thought they were funny.  Kind of the female version of Absolut Cock.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Nebu on September 21, 2007, 07:07:08 AM
Maybe they sprinkle it on their blowup doll?


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Sky on September 21, 2007, 08:06:01 AM
Mmm...that vaginal scent is beguiling!


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Merusk on September 21, 2007, 08:20:24 AM
Maybe they sprinkle it on their blowup doll?

Blowup dolls are so 20th century.  Real men use it on their Real Dolls. (or whatever high-end variant is out there now.)


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Musashi on September 21, 2007, 11:01:27 AM
This thread needs some smell my finger.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Signe on September 21, 2007, 11:26:15 AM
This thread needs some smell my finger.

You win!   :rofl:


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Righ on September 21, 2007, 11:47:50 AM
The counterpart scent needs to be called Scrote.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: WayAbvPar on September 21, 2007, 12:10:50 PM
This thread needs some smell my finger.

(http://spinaltapfan.com/atozed/images/smell2.jpg)

Close enough.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: schild on September 21, 2007, 05:05:29 PM
The counterpart scent needs to be called Scrote.

Chödé.


Title: Re: Who the hell would use this? (NSFW)
Post by: Evildrider on September 21, 2007, 05:10:57 PM
Well they could make one for men and women and call it "Taint".