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Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: The Hanged Man on September 14, 2004, 01:37:55 AM http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040913/ap_on_sc/synthetic_urine
All we are asking is give pee a chance..... Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: schild on September 14, 2004, 01:43:29 AM I should ban you for that pun.
But I got a new cell phone, so I'll let this thread live for 24 hours. Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: SirBruce on September 14, 2004, 01:54:27 AM In other news, Necrophilia is now officially illegal in California. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040913/od_nm/crime_necrophilia_dc) No doubt the Democrats will use this against the Schwarzenegger in the next election, claiming he's passing laws that go into people's bedrooms and violate their right to privacy.
Bruce Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: The Hanged Man on September 14, 2004, 02:00:32 AM Well now I have two more ideas on how Joe can decorate his apartment.
Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Mesozoic on September 14, 2004, 07:59:29 AM Quote from: SirBruce In other news, Necrophilia is now officially illegal in California. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040913/od_nm/crime_necrophilia_dc) No doubt the Democrats will use this against the Schwarzenegger in the next election, claiming he's passing laws that go into people's bedrooms and violate their right to privacy. Bruce Are you implying that consensual sex between two adults is like necrophilia? Or that legalizing homosexual sex is the same as legalizing absolutely anything without restriction that occurs in the confines of a bedroom? Or is it all just a whitewash in lieu of a compeling public interest? Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Joe on September 14, 2004, 08:07:43 AM Quote from: SirBruce In other news, Necrophilia is now officially illegal in California. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040913/od_nm/crime_necrophilia_dc) No doubt the Democrats will use this against the Schwarzenegger in the next election, claiming he's passing laws that go into people's bedrooms and violate their right to privacy. Bruce It's not rape if you kill them first, you conservative BASTARD! Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Paelos on September 14, 2004, 08:13:28 AM We're now one step closer to synthetic shit
Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Arcadian Del Sol on September 14, 2004, 09:07:05 AM Quote from: SirBruce In other news, Necrophilia is now officially illegal in California. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040913/od_nm/crime_necrophilia_dc) No doubt the Democrats will use this against the Schwarzenegger in the next election, claiming he's passing laws that go into people's bedrooms and violate their right to privacy. Bruce People's bedrooms are private, but their graves are on public display. Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Alkiera on September 14, 2004, 09:31:25 AM Weird. A chemical company I worked for early part of this year made fake urine, too. It didn't have a brand name like 'Surine', but it was made spiked with various minerals. The company mostly supplied chemicals to school bio and chem labs. They made other immitation bodily fluids too... serum, bile, etc; and for more animals than just humans.
-- Alkiera Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: SirBruce on September 14, 2004, 03:02:16 PM Quote from: Paelos We're now one step closer to synthetic shit (http://anime.7wolf.net/articles/images/562_f.jpg) Bruce Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Ironwood on September 15, 2004, 06:21:46 AM Heh. That almost made up for you being Bruce.
Good one. Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Train Wreck on September 16, 2004, 10:49:18 AM Quote Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Botox was originally created to cure cross-eyed monkies. Maybe fake urine will have great unforeseen benefits for humanity, as well. A new fuel source, perhaps? Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Shannow on September 16, 2004, 10:52:23 AM Quote from: Train Wreck Quote Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Botox was originally created to cure cross-eyed monkies. Maybe fake urine will have great unforeseen benefits for humanity, as well. A new fuel source, perhaps? cross eyed monkeys as a fuel source? man thats harsh. Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: HaemishM on September 16, 2004, 11:23:57 AM Who would care enough about monkey eye sight to true to cure monkey cross-eyed-ness? Jane Goodall got weepy about a near-sighted gorilla?
Title: Cure Cancer? World Peace? No lets make fake Urine! Post by: Paelos on September 16, 2004, 11:28:31 AM I think you might be confusing the testing procedures on cross-eyed monkeys and the original use which was to cure lazy eye and blinking disorders in humans.
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